Disclaimer: All I own for this chapter is Narixsu, if you want to use her or her name in a story of yours, askk me first... you better get used to this, I'm going to be saying it every chapter.

Author's Notes: Sorry it has taken me a day longer to put out this chapter, but like I said, I don't have much time to the computer for myself anymore. Here's chapter four anyways.

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Xemnas snarled as he dragged a love-struck Roxxi across the floor in the Hall That Never Was.

"Sora...Sora...Sora! Sora..."

Roxxi sighed dreamily as she continued fatasizing about Sora and her, while groping a Sora doll she made. 'Of all the things wrong with this girl, falling in love with the Key Bearer is the worst!'.

Roxxi got up on her feet and continue sighing Sora's name. Axel even whispered to her, "Go get him, girl!"

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Xemnas saw a piece of paper taped on the door of his room. It read:

Dear Xemmy,

It's me! Your favorite person in the world, Zephyr! And before you crumble up and throw away this paper, which I know you will, I have something important to say...

"Well maybe I won't throw it anyway just yet then..."

Now that Roxxi has joined the Organization, it's getting less fruity by the minute and Axel has been completely de-fruitized! Hooray! This calls for a party! But that's later... I have already found 4 new members for the Order! There should be one coming later today. But I warn you... This girl is dangerous!

Xemnas face lighten. "Now why would you recruit someone like that Zephyr? I know it's not just to spite me then..."

She has been a wanted criminal in over 17 worlds and 1,194 countries! She has a strange power to convice anyone of anything, and trust me... she has a sick mind! And if I say someone has a sick mind, they do.

Xemnas nodded. "It's like Zephyr was reading my mind while she wrote this."

Here are a few rules you must make sure to follow so everyone in the Organization still has their dignaities and kidneys while she is there...

1. Do not, and I repeat, DO NOT LET HER NEAR ANYONE WHEN THERE ISN'T ANYONE ELSE THERE!

2. Make sure there are no power tools, flame torches, coat hangers, bits and pieces of wire, any type of Barbie doll, or any kitchen tools around her at all times.

3. Always tightly screw on all the screws when sealing her back in her portable solid lead cage.

Xemnas stared at the letter strangly. "Wha? Lead cage?"

4. If she is making friends with anyone, make sure it's not Roxxi.

5. Do not let her eat ice cream, Salty-Sea Ice cream to be exact. Trust me, you won't like the results...

6. Do not let her hang around any boys.

Well I feel that by following all this guide lines, the new recruit should be fine here. But if any one of these rules go unheard... Trust me... You would rather have ME living there with you!

Love,
Zephyr Hills

Xemnas let the letter fall between his fingers. "Zephyr... Why do you do this to me?"

Later that day...

The Organization all gather once again at the pure white room, sitting at the long table. Just then two grown men, probably policemen by the uniform they were wearing barged into the room wheeling in a large metal cage. They took power tools to unscrew the locks and open the barcode lock. The cage hisses as it open, stepping out a fairly young lady in a creamy white gown that seemed to blend with the surrounding white walls.

Although she had the apperance of a young lady, yet older than Roxxi. Her skin was a nice, fair light tan color. One of her hair bangs, which was a beautious shading of golden and black hung down, barly past her chin, completely covering her right eye. It gave her a sense of serious stature. The rest of her golden-black hair was pulled in high pony-tail of perfectly straight hair that curled a bit when it ended at her hips. Her eyes were a mystical shade of green that just had you entraced withen them. Her mouth was then brought up to a sweet calming smile. "Hello. How are you?" Her voice was as smooth as her apperance.

Xemnas blunk. 'THIS is a wanted criminal? The worst this sweet girl can do is probably return a movie late.' Xemnas calmed down as he saw her sweet smile. "I'm fine, thank you." 'For someone Zephyr found, she sure is nice...'

"Well we should start this interview then." The girl giggled. 'She is so nice...'

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The Interview

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Xemnas shuffled the papers for the interview, the recruit just sat stilly in her seat, with that melt-your-heart smile. "Alright, first of all, what is your name?"

The girl said, "My other's name was Nurisa, but I would like my Organization name to be Narixsu, if that's not too much trouble..."

"Of course not!" Xemnas insitanted. The Superior was actually suspose to pick all Order's member's names, but something about this girl... just made Xemnas want to do whatever she wanted.

"What is your power, Narixsu?"

Narixsu opened her shimmering forest-green eyes, twinkling with such a light from withen. "I can't recall more proper words but... my power is to convince people..." Narixsu looked at the ground as if she were to cry just then. "Although sometimes.. I feel as if something as simple as that isn't really a power..." A tear fell from her eye. Xemnas stood up and walk over to Narixsu and hugged her. He patted her back to sooth her, "No it's great... it's ok..."

The whole Organization was shocked and speechless. 'WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON!' Xemnas never hugged anyone, he wouldn't let people hug him! What is with this girl? It's like The Superior is under some sort of spell!

Xemnas let go of Narixsu. "Thank you", she silently said. Xemnas put a hand on her head, ruffling her bang a bit.

"Well, I think we should just have the fighting exam now."

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Fighting Exam

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Narixsu followed the other Nobodies to the same arena in which Sephiroth had committed suidice. Luckily, the cleaned up the platform since then. "Ok Narixsu, here are your opponants!" The giant doors creaked open, but because the Organization had a guy come and fix it, the doors opened much faster. Out of the doors stepped every single ninja from the series Naruto. Narixsu started out at the huge crowd of Leaf, Sand, Sound, and Mist ninjas.

She then turned to Xemnas and asked, "Can I have something to eat first though?" Xemnas nodded. "What would you like?" He asked in return.

"Some ice cream..."

Xemnas felt like he should have just said no but something was making him always say yes to Narixsu. "What kind?"

Narixsu had on a smirk that no one could see. "Salty-Sea Ice Cream, please..."

'5. Do not let her eat ice cream, Salty-Sea Ice cream to be exact. Trust me, you won't like the results...' Xemnas remember this from the letter that Zephyr had sent. 'Just say no, Xemnas... Just say no...' Xemnas repeated this in his head many times. He opened his mouth and said, "Ok."

Next thing he knew, he was handing Narixsu a Salty-Sea Ice cream bar. 'Oh well... I'm sure it won't be too bad, I mean, what's the wrong this little angel could do?'

Narixsu stuck out her tongue and gave the ice cream one quick lick...

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"MUAH HA HA HA HA AHA HA AH AHA HA AHA HA AHA HA AH AHA AH AH AHA HA HA AH!"

Narixsu's evil laugh echoed through out the entire arena as she, using Xigbar's guns, shot many ninjas before they run out of the stadium like others. "Where are you all going? I thought we were having fun!" Narixsu drew out a sword and violently slauther a mast of them.

Meanwhile the Organization was hiding behind the white table from the interview ing room, scared as fuck from Narixsu. Demyx shooked nervously. "How can so much evil be fitted in such a sweet girl?"

For once in Xemnas' miserable life, he actually wanted to be with Zephyr! Oh where she when you needed her?

Somewhere else...

KershaFangs was at her computer, typing this sentence out. Zephyr was also there with her. Zephyr read a few paragraphs above what KershaFangs was typing. Zephyr gasped loudly, "Xemnas gave Narixsu some ice cream? The fool!"

Zephyr used her powers once again to go to The World That Never Was. While Zephyr went there KerhsaFangs typed, 'And then Zephyr appeared next to Xemnas in a gust of wind.'

In The World That Never Was...

And then Zephyr appeared next to Xemnas in a gust of wind. "Xemnas! What the hell? Why did you give Narixsu ice cream? Didn't you read my letter?"

Narixsu rapidly threw many kunai knifes in random direction, many of which nailing on the table that the Order was cowarding behind. "Umm.. ahh.. Yes but she... she just looked so sweet... and nice!" Zephyr narrowed her eyes.

"Why do you think this girl was wanted in over 17 worlds and 1,193 countries?"

"1,194", corrected Xemnas. "Oh yeah.. but anyways, you did this Xemnas! Even after I told you not to give her ice cream and what do you do?"

"He gave her ice cream?' Demyx said. "Yes. Good, Demyx. Have a cookie."

"Well how do we stop her now?" Xemnas yelled. Zephyr closed her eye, pointed her finger to her chin and titted her head.

"I think I know a way to stop her, but you must agree to whatever I'm doing ok?"

"But I don't kno-" Xemnas was cut off by Zephyr. "YOU MUST AGREE!"

"Ok! Ok.. So now what?" Zephyr looked over the table. "Well here it is..." Zephyr then picked up the table and threw it against the wall, and yes she is that strong, breaking it into many pieces. "Narixsu! Have your pick of any male here you want!"

"WHAT!" All the Organization males scrambled for the door. Zephyr blocked their path and growled, "Line up now!" The Organization males then all lined up, backs straight, arms to side. All ready to be graded and judged like a piece of meat by Narixsu. Her eyes examined each member closely as she grouped the 'Good-looking' form the 'Nots'. "You. You. You. You. You. You, and you. Out of here."

Xemnas, Xigbar, Xaldin, Vexen, Lexaeus, Saïx, and Luxord sighed in relief as they were not the 'finalist'. Narixsu paid extra attention to the last men there as she picked out the one she wanted. She looked at Zexion. "Too emo." She looked at Marluxia. "Too gay." She looked at Roxas. "Too young." 'Hey what is she talking about young? I'm probably older than her!'

Narixsu stared ecspecially long at the last Nobody lined up. She gasped and clapped her hands once. "He's prefect!" She put her arms around him, forming a tight embrace around his waist.

Meanwhile Axel was looking down at the minor child hugging him and saying his name. He looked straight ahead and said, "Oh shit..."

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KershaFangs: Ha ha! I based Narixsu here off my friend, Ladymarz1, she really does sometime seem like she has this convincing power over people and that's how I came up with Narixsu. Oh and why this chapter is so long, descripitive, and not as every few seconds funny, is because LadyMarz told me to do that... Oh well, Review!