Disclaimer: Only own Roxxi and Narixsu. Nothing else.

Author's Notes: Uh yes, well I dedicate this chapter to all my loyal reviewers, especially Orcadia who make me feel like I'm some great writer, lol. But writing this chapter made me feel... weird. And for those who think I 'accidently' skipped Demyx in the listing in the last chapter, just wait... and Zephyr is someone I made up, for those of you who didn't read my profile. Her name is pronounced Zep-fur...

P.S. I posted another story here called 'A Typical Afternoon'. It's about Roxxi so you might want to read it. Just saying...

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Xemnas watched as Narixsu embraced Axel. He sighed, "She was such a saint too..." Zephyr looked at Xemnas and replided, "Yep, a saint... a Shrewd Saint...

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Narixsu groped Axel, even though she was much smaller than him due to age differance. "Let's go somewhere less crowded", said Narixsu, calming down from her mass murderous rampage. 'Yeah, less crowded and filled with dead bodies..'

Unknown to the Organization, KershaFangs was watching all that happened in the shadows of the arena. 'This calls for a more 'in-the-mood-scenery'..' KershaFangs waved her hand and they were all transported to a fruedal era-like garden filled with many types of flowers, from simple daisies to elegant roses. Zephyr, and the other Order members watched Axel and Narixsu from behind a few trees and bushes in a forest edge.

Narixsu hung her arm around Axel's waist, lying in the meadow of white plum flowers, as she gazed into Axel's emerald eyes. Axel was transfixed on her green eyes as well. 'He is so wonderful..' Narixsu thought. 'I wonder when I can make my escape...' Axel thought.

Zephyr and the other Nobodies watched the two in the distance. "I wonder what Narixsu is going to do," Zephyr asked herself. "I know her and at this point, she could make Axel do anything... Anything!" KershaFangs was also at this gathering. "This is so sweet... I think we should have some music to really set the mood. Hey, Demyx! Demyx! ...Demyx?" KershaFangs scratched her head. "Hey where's Demyx?"

Zephyr pointed her finger to her chin and tilted her head. "I don't know... come to think of it, I haven't seen Demyx since Narixsu was picking out her man slave..." Practicality on cue, Demyx appear, except he seems very shaken and was covered in some strange purple-goop stuff.

"Oh my KershaFangs! Demyx what happened to you?" Zephyr asked in concern. Demyx glared at her. "Well when YOU set me up as one of Narixsu's possible boyfriends, I ran for hell when everyone wasn't looking and then a fell down some kind of hole but it turned out it wasn't a hole, it was... you know I don't really talk about it... I saw things there.. TERRIBLE THINGS! Now I have to go to my room to cry myself to sleep if you don't mind..." Demyx trudged to his room, but started crying before he opened the door.

"Alright now, enough about Demyx and more about Narixsu! After all, this is her one-shot chapter!" KershaFangs yelled. The Organization all said in questioning, "What?"

"Uhhh... nothing nevermind, hey something is happening!" KershaFangs quickly said. Indeed, something interesting was happening. Narixsu brushed away a few strands of firey-red hair from Axel's face and cupped one of his cheeks. "Oh Axel... I know there is just something about us that is meant for us to be together.." Axel sweat-dropped. "Ummm... Narixsu, listen you're nice and all but..."

"What, my sweet?" Axel exhaled. "Well... you're like 14 or 15, but I'm 22!" Narixsu completely wrapped her arms around Axel, lying her head on his chest. "Age is just a number that existed in your mind! Beside that's just a little detail..." Axel narrowed his eyes. "It is just a little detail... it means nothing..." Narixsu repeated slower, her forest green eyes shimmering and twinkling rapidly. "Just a little detail... means nothing.." Axel repeated after Narixsu, almost seeming hypnotized of some sort. Narixsu moved closer to Axel's face but he backed off a bit. She tried again but Axel shoved her off.

"You will let me near you..." Narixsu's eyes focused on Axel's, burying deeper and deeper into his mind. Axel allowed Narixsu to climb into his lap, she played with his hair with her fingers a bit more. "This is getting interesting... and maybe even something above the K+ rating..." Zephyr said, watching the two as if they were in a movie.

Narixsu took hold of each side of Axel's face, her fingers intwined in his soft, flaming hair. She closed her eyes and Axel closed his. She moved closer to his face until their lips met in a soft, sweet kiss. Axel held the back of her head and support her and deepen the kiss. Narixsu kept her arms around his neck, softly nipping at his bottom lip. The two didn't part for quite sometime. In the second's time which felt like eternal to the pair, they part for some much needed air. Zephyr's jaw hung over at this.

"Wow... KershaFangs, I can't believe you actually wrote that!" KershaFangs, who was leaning on a tree, started to blush a noticeable shade of red. "Don't get used to it... I'm never writing something like that again!"

Narixsu stood up and begin to walk away. "Don't go..." Axel grabbed her hand and in twined their fingers. Narixsu sighed. "I'm sorry, but I must go, my sweet. Xemnas has to assign me a mission." Axel nodded. "Alright but please..." He stood up as well, lifted up her chin and kissed her once again. "Be careful..." Narixsu stroke his cheek. "I will be.."

Zephyr looked at KershaFangs out of the corner of her eye. KershaFangs was still blushing with her eyes closed. "Stop giving me that look Zephyr!" KershaFangs waved her hand and everyone was back at the Interviewing Room where they all started. Narixsu cleared her throat and said, "Xemnas I'm ready for my mission now."

Xemnas on the other hand, looked miserable. 'I really liked Narixsu too... why does this have to happen to me? POR QUE!' He still maintained his form and that's all that matters... but he could also have a little revenge on Axel while he's at it. "Narixsu, your mission will be... to find the Key Bearer, and seduce him."

Must I even say it? Everyone was, not shocked, but their minds were blown shittless. 'What the hell did Xemnas say?' 'How can he even say that?' 'Why did my angelic Narixsu have to be paired off with such a cheating mission?' Axel took a step forward, his eyes with concern to Narixsu, yet a hate for Xemnas. Xemnas walked over to Narixsu and he put his arm around her petite shoulders, bring her closer to him.

"Someone like Narixsu would have no trouble on this mission... don't you agree, Axel?" Xemnas brought his other hand to gently caress the skin on Narixsu's cheek, then he gently kissed it. Axel growled at Xemnas, his eye twitching. Narixsu walk to Axel and held his hand. 'Wow... there are so many pedos in the Organization..' Zephyr thought.

"Don't worry. I'm not going to leave you.." Narixsu gave Axel a loving kiss once more. "I promise..." Axel smiled at her. "I know you would never..." They kissed for a final time and then Narixsu opened a dark portal, looking at Axel once more before entering. Axel's arms dropped to his side. He walked out the room, to go to his own room.

Zephyr blinked in astonishment. "Wow", she said slowly. "With the writing style, romance, and slight angsty parts in this chapter, you'd forget it was a parody..." KershaFangs nodded her head in agreement. "Yes, for a while, I thought I would have to change the category... Let's go get tacos!" Zephyr smiled. "Ok!"

Somewhere Else...

Riku walked back into Hollow Bastion Restoration Committee Building. "Look out, bitch alert!" He yelled. Kairi held her head high and slammed the door behind her. "But Kairi! I swear! I didn't even know who she was!" Sora called to Kairi, but Kairi being the stubborn bitch she is, refused to listen. He opened the door and turned Kairi around to face him. "I swear Kairi... I don't know who that girl was, she just ran up and hugged me! Also, she's a Nobody! How could I like her? And beside... why would I need anyone else when I already have the perfect person for me?"

Kairi smiled at Sora. "You're right", she said. "I was being stupid... Sora..." Kairi put her arms around Sora and he returned the embrace. (I'm sorry but I just gotta' stop to go throw up... uggghhh... I just wrote a positive Sora/Kairi moment... ok... ok I'm good now...)

Riku shrugged. "I still say that girl would make a nice girlfriend for you, Sora." Kairi and Sora glared at him. "Kidding! Just kidding", Riku said in defense, with his hands in the air. Sora looked back at Kairi. "Hey I'm going to get some air ok?" Kairi nodded in understanding. Sora kissed her on her forehead and went out. Riku sat down on the couch. 'I wonder what is on at this time..'

At the Great Maw...

Sora took a deep breath in. The cool air relaxed his entire body. He let out a sigh of relief, that is until he hear a melody of some sort playing. Sora looked all around, hearing soft humming and a beautiful theme. "Who's there?" Sora shouted. He summoned his key blade and took a defense pose.

You only see what your eyes want to see.

How can life be what you want it to be?

You're frozen.

When your heart's not open...

Sora turned around to see Narixsu, wearing a dress simial to the one she was previously only black, with spider web-like gloves "Who are you? What do you want!" Sora shouted at her. Narixsu didn't even flinch and continued to sing.

You're so consumed with how much you get...

You waste your time with hate and regret.

You're broken.

When your heart's not open...

Sora dropped his defense and walked closer to Narixsu. He tried to touch her, but she shook him off. She stood up and walked slowly away from him and sang:

Mmmmmm, if I could melt your heart...

Mmmmmm, we'd never be apart...

Mmmmmm, give yourself to me...

Mmmmmm, you hold the key...

Sora was baffled at this. 'Who is she? She's so... so amazing..' He dropped the key blade and it disappear in a flash of light. "What is your name?" Narixsu said nothing. Sora's eyelids dropped and he looked to Narixsu with almost loving eyes.

Now there's no point in placing the blame...

And you should know I suffer the same...

If I lose you...

My heart will be broken...

"No... I won't ever..." Sora wrapped his arms around Narixsu's neck. Narixsu wrapped her arms around Sora's waist and leaned into his ear, singing:

Love is a bird, she needs to fly...

Let all the hurt inside of you die...

You're frozen.

When your heart's not open...

Sora caressed the back of Narixsu's head, holding her closely to him. She simply continued singing,

Mmmmmm, if I could melt your heart...

Mmmmmm, we'd never be apart...

Mmmmmm, give yourself to me...

Mmmmmm, you hold the key...

Narixsu slowly fell to the floor with Sora, still in her arms. She played with one of his hair spikes and sang:

You only see what your eyes want to see.

How can life be what you want it to be?

You're frozen.

When your heart's not open...

Sora buried his face into her neck, nuzzling her. She held him in her arms and even more entrancingly, sang:

Mmmmmm, if I could melt your heart...

Mmmmmm, we'd never be apart...

Mmmmmm, give yourself to me...

Mmmmmm, you hold the key...

Narixsu cradled Sora in her arms, as she sang the last part of the song.

Mmmmmm, if I could melt your heart...

Mmmmmm, we'd never be apart...

Mmmmmm, give yourself to me...

Mmmmmm, you hold the key...

Sora held Narixsu tight in his grip, and Sora tight in hers. Yet, Narixsu stood up and be gan to walk away from Sora, he grabbed her shoulder. "W-wait! Please... don't go... I don't even know your name..." Narixsu turned around to face Sora and said, in her soft and sweet voice, "My name is Narixsu.."

"Narixsu", Sora repeated, testing out the name. He liked it, Narixsu... it just rolled off his tongue. "Narixsu..." Sora said again. He approach Narixsu and held her head up, slowly making his way to her lips. Narixsu closed her eyes, titling her head. They moved closer and closer until...

Back at The Castle That Never Was...

Roxxi was slurping on a soda as she carried a bag of McDonalds'. She saw Xemnas looking as if he was moping. "Hey, what's wrong? Where's the new recruit?" Xemnas lifted his head and sighed, "Well Narixsu chose Axel over me and I don't know why! I mean I'm great and probably even better than that Axel... and then-" Roxxi cut him off. "Well Xemnas, I think it's a bit sick that you're in love with a 14 year old and I really think it's wrong to obsessing over her like this!"

Roxxi then crossed her arms. "Now I'm not even going help you, like I was going to before!" Xemnas shrugged and went back to his old mopey self. "I guess you won't even help Sora, Narixsu was suppose to seduce him..." Roxxi's eyes flew open and she screamed, "Oh my KershaFangs! Sora! I'm coming to rescue you!"

Roxxi ran so fast out of that room, that she pushed Demyx through a window because he was in the way. "AAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" Demyx screamed as he fell to the ground, but didn't die because if he did then would be millions of Demyx fan girls at my door. Demyx looked straight ahead and saw KershaFangs.

"You!" Demyx exclaimed. "... Why do you do this to me? Why do you hate me?" KershaFangs helped Demyx up. "I don't hate you.. you're just the easiest to make fun of!" KershaFangs looked behind her and saw Roxxi stealing a gummy ship. "I'm coming to save you my Sora!" KershaFangs scratched her head. 'I wonder if Roxxi remembers that she can just teleport there?'

Back at the Great Maw...

Sora approach Narixsu and held her head up, slowly making his way to her lips. Narixsu closed her eyes, tilting her head. They moved closer and closer until Roxxi bombed crazily from the sky. Sora and Narixsu ran over to the flaming gummy ship and then Roxxi emerged from the smoking pile of once was a ship. Roxxi gasped as she saw that Narixsu and Sora were holding hands. "YOU BITCH!"

Roxxi tackled Narixsu to the ground, but Narixsu threw her off her. "Who are you?" Narixsu yelled at Roxxi. Roxxi got up and yelled back, "I'm Roxxi, that's my boyfriend, and this is a map of Africa!" Narixsu blunk at she saw Roxxi pull out a map and a pointer stick to explain the different areas and regions of Africa. "We should team up!" Narixsu shouted.

"What?" Roxxi shouted back in disbelief. "Think about it Roxxi... with my power of hypnotism and your power of... being... you, we can rule Middle Earth!"

"How about all of Mankind?" Roxxi responded.

"That works too!"

At The Castle That Never Was...

Zephyr looked over the shoulder of Xemnas and shouted, "WHAT DID I TELL YOU?" This scared him shittless and he shouted back ,"What the hell are you talking about?" Zephyr crossed her arms and pulled out the note she gave Xemnas the first day that Narixsu joined. Zephyr pulled out some reading glasses and cleared her throat.

"You broke rule one... she was by herself while at the Great Maw... Rule two... you let her have full-access to the Order's weapon vault... Rule three... not only did you never put Narixsu in her lead cage, you got rid of it too! Rule five... you gave her the ice cream... and finally rule six, she is not only around boys all the time but now she has two boyfriends!"

"Wait, what? Two boyfriends? You were the one who made her pick- wait you forgot rule four!" Zephyr looked back at the letter. "Ah yes, you're right. My bad. Uhh... rule four... She had just made an alliance with Roxxi and now they are going to rule over all of Mankind... Nice going Xemmy!"

Xemnas gasped. "With Narixsu's power of hypnotism and Roxxi's power of... being... Roxxi, they could rule Mankind!" Zephyr nodded. "Yes and that's why YOU have to fix it!"

"Me? Why me?" Zephyr glared at Xemnas. "Because.. you broke the rules I told you to follow! If you didn't break them then none of these would be happening!" Xemnas looked down, defeated, after all when Zephyr is right about something you know you're defeated. "Fine..."

Xemnas opened a dark portal and went through it.

At The Great Maw...

Xemnas gasped in horror at what he saw. Roxxi and Narixsu were in pure cream white dresses that were exactly like the ones that Narixsu was wearing earlier, except these dresses had a slit up the right side. They were on high throne chairs with all of the hottest male Organization members, Key Bladers, and Final Fantasy characters, that were wearing nothing but tight leather pants, around them. Axel was sitting on the arm of Narixsu's throne feeding her pineapple bits from a bowl, Sora was on Roxxi's, also feeding strawberries. Narixsu then noticed Xemnas staring at them.

"Oh look Roxxi. It's another addition to our collection of man slaves..."

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KershaFangs: Well I hope this chapter was worth the wait! I actually don't like writing romantic stuff and this was my first time. Probably going to be my only time... And if you were wondering the song Narixsu was singing was 'Frozen' by Madonna. That's LadyMarz's favorite song. Any ways this chapter was reallly long and difficult to write so I hope you liked it! Review!