Disclaimer: I only own Roxxi, Narixsu, and Exeria. Nothing more.

Author's notes: Well I readin the review that some of you thought Narixsu was disturbing... well you're right. But KershaFangs(Me), straighted her out so don't worry... but she still keeps Axel.

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KershaFangs was pulling Roxxi and Narixsu by their ears. KershaFangs then pushed onto the floor in front of Xemnas. "Say it!" KershaFangs said to them loudly. Roxxi and Narixsu got up and dusted themselves off. They mumble something that couldn't be easily heard. "SAY IT!" KershaFangs commanded loudly. The two Hell Raisers then said in unison,

"I will not try to inslave Mankind again..."

KershaFangs crossed her arms and smirked. "Damn right! Now go to your room and think about what you have done!" Roxxi and Narixsu ran down the hall and went straight to their rooms to avoid the wrath of the Almightly Kershafangs. Xemnas scoffed, "Whatever got into those girls? Thinking that they could take over the world..."

KershaFangs nodded. "I know! Everyone know only I may rule all of Mankind..."

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Zephyr skipped along the hall, humming a song. She stopped when she saw Xemnas. Zephyr continued smiling with her eyes closes, just standing there... in front of Xemnas... smiling... at Xemnas. "What do you want Zephyr?" Xemnas said plainly.

Zephyr gasped, as if she was just insulted. "Why do you say that, Xemmy? Maybe I just was happy to see you..." Xemnas narrowed his eyes, "I know you Zephyr. You are only happy to see me if you got some pre-made comments on how I'm gay or something..."

Zephyr opened her eyes. "Ok... ok.. I admit it. I'm just so happy that the new members are adapting so well here and that you are so alright with it... thank you..." Zephyr went up to Xemnas and gave him a hug. She could feel him shiver. "Ok, Ok! Just stop touching me..." Xemnas shudder as he walked away. 'Now I have to take a bath...'

Later that day...

Xemnas had on a towel around his waist as he emerged from the steaming shower. Zephyr creeped up on Xemnas and covered his eyes with her hands. "Guess who!" She shouted behind him.

Xemnas shuddered again. "Zephyr if you don't leave in three seconds, I will kill you in the most inhumane way possible and then bury your body in the floor!"

Zephyr giggled, god did Xemnas hate Zephyr's giggle... no wait, Xemnas hated everything about Zephyr. "I'm just wanna' tell you that another recruit is coming today."

"Great..." replided Xemnas. "Thanks for the warning Zephyr... now... GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY ROOM!"

"Ok!" Zephyr then gleefully skipped out of the room. Xemnas growled, "Damn her... what is her freakin' problem?"

Later that day...

Xemnas sighed heavily. "Whyare we still doing this 'new members' thing?" KershaFangs glared at him. "Because I say so! And I also say that the recruit should be coming any second now."

Just like KershaFangs said, the doors tot he room opened and the supposed recruit walked. She looked all around and said,

"LYKOMG!1STH1SLYKTEHINTERVIEWINGPLACE?OMG!11!"

Xemnas just then bashed his head on the wall. "Why do you do this to me, Zephyr? Why?"

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The Interview

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All of the Organization were once again at the Interviewing Room, but luckily they got a new table since Zephyr broke the last one. Even Roxxi and Narixsu were there, even though they were suppose to be grounded for trying to enslave Mankind. Xemnas cleared his throat and said, "Well... what is your name?"

All of them turned there attention to the new girl she appear to be much older than Narixsu or Roxxi, maybe 16 or 17. She had very long light brown hair that was cut into layers so that they spiked up at the end. The ends of her spikes were high-lighted gold too. She had on pretty baggy clothes and finger-less gloves. She then said in a high squeaking voice,

"LYKOMG!11!MYNAMEWASLYKrAEIA!CALLMEH... EXERIA!11!1ONEONESHIFT!"

The Organization simply stared at the new recruit. 'Where did exactly this girl come from?' 'I think she needs some medication...' 'How does she talk like that?'

Xemnas was in no mood to correct her. He already had a headache from hearing once and if said anything he might have to hear her talk again... "Well ok... Exeria..." There was something about the name Exeria that completely fitted this girl. "What are your powers?"

Exeria perked up and said, "LYKOMG!1!ilyktotlalycanliekgosofast!WOOHOO!11!YEA!1iMFASTERTHANj00!"

Xemnas tried to rub out the horrid ringing noise that was in his ear after hearing that 'wonderfully grammarical' sentence... "Let's just go to the Fighting Exam... I really don't want to listen to this girl talk anymore..." The rest of the Organization nodded in agreement.

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Fighting Exam

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Exeria was already waiting for the rest of the Organization at the arena. When the rest of them finally got there, they could only think of, 'Damn she's fast!'

"Let the fight begin! Exeria! Meet your oppenant, Cloud Strife!"

The large doors opened but no one stepped out. "What? What happened to Cloud?"

Zephyr step foward and said, "Well after what he heard what happened to Sephiroth and all those ninjas, he ran for hell. And all we could find on such short notice was this slug..."

Upon closer inspecition, Xemnas saw that there was a small slug at the doors. He scratched his head in puzzlement and said, "Well ok... ummm... Exeria, your oppenant is.. this slug!"

Exeria ran right up to the slug in a blink of an eye and poked it. "LYKOMG!11!THISSLUGISLIEKSOOOSLOW!Q1!LYKGOFAST!

The slug did nothing, just stayed in that one spot. Exeria was twitching uncortrolibly now. "LYKOMG!WHATSWONGWI+H+H1SSLUG?iTSLYKESOSLOW!1!1!gOFASTT!"

Exeria fell to the floor and started crying. "gOFAST!gOFAST!" She sobbed out. The spectating Nobodies and Zephyr watching this display of absolute patheicness were worried for the hyper girl.

"It's a freakin' slug! If you put salt on it, it dies! My KershaFangs, what is wrong with you?" Xemnas yelled out at her. Exeria was still just shouting out 'gOFAST!' at the slug. Zephyr was even getting ticked off. Yes, she is annoying but damn it even she has her limits. Finally, fed up with Exeria, Zephyr walked up to the slug and steped on it, killing the slug and silencing Exeria.

"There! There! Now the slow slug is dead! Happy?" Zephyr screamed at Exeria. Exeria got up and said, "LYKOMG!YOUKILLEDTEHSLOWNESSSLUG!LYKTY!" Xemnas looked at Zephyr, astounish.

"Zephyr.. you did something good... are you sick with something?" Zephyr brushed off her shoulder. "Yeah, well... don't get used to it.. I just couldn't stand her screaming anymore. If anyone going to scream, it's gonna' be me!" Just then Zephyr started screaming very loudly. After about an hour she stopped, of course most of the Organization was deaf by now. Xemnas looked at everyone and said, "Well... does anyone here actually want Exeria in the Organization?"

The rest of them looked at each other and said in unison,

"No."

Exeria was hurt and yelled out, "LYKOMG!UDONtWANTMEHINTEHORGI!NNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!WAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

She continued on with this until they all yeled out, "No! No! It's ok! You're in! you're in! Stop cryiing!" Exeria stopped and said, "LYKOMG!TY!

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Yeah well, there's chapter 3. If you didn't realize it, Exeria speaks in chat-speak, which is really annoying, so I thought it would fit perfect. Yeah and also I'm working on another story now so I may be taking longer to update this story. Ok? Ok. So... LYK REVIEW, K?