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He felt he had been running for hours. Sweat trickled down the side of his face, plastering his hair to his head. Were they still behind him? No, he couldn't stop. They were too strong.
Ishbal sounds nice right now. A nice big desert, lots of open space, makes it real hard for them to sneak up behind you. His thoughts were frantic, panic and adrenaline controlled his every reaction.
"OH MY GOD THERE HE GOES GET HIM GET HIM!"
Colonel Roy Mustang, the Flame Alchemist, hero of the Ishbal Rebellion, ran for his lifeā¦.
Edward Elric yawned and slowly stretched the kinks from his back. Glancing at the clock on the wall, he realized that he had been in the library for almost five hours. This meant he had missed lunch. It also meant that Al had probably smuggled a new kitten into their dorm room.
Well, he's just going to have to smuggle it right back out, Ed thought absently as he returned his books to the shelves. He yawned again, and turned for the door. Ed ambled down the steps of the library, not paying attention to anything other than his stomach. It was loudly protesting his missed lunch.
Edward never saw them coming.
"IT'S HIM! IT'S EDWARD! OH MY GOD WE LOOOOOVE YOU!"
The fangirls attacked.
They set upon him in seconds, pulling his clothing, caressing his face, undoing his braid to run their fingers through his hair.
Ed screamed.
A note: I am so mean. Reviews are welcomed. Flames will be given to Roy. He's going to need them.
