Disclaimer: Nope, I still don't own Kingdom Hearts... but if I play my cards right, I may had a guest apperance in number 3...

Author's notes: Well, I'm still in a bit of a writing runt. I haven't gotten started on any of the stories I wanted to and my older sister keep kicking me off the computer so it's really hard to finish the story. I know you all are probably tired of hearing me whine about this but it;s all so happening! Any ways, here's chapter four.

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Xemnas hid, cowering under his desk with Zephyr watching over him. "Is Exeria back? Please tell me she's not back... well she won't be back for a long time... right? Of course not! She's trapped in time! Right Zephyr... Right? ... Is she back?"

Zephyr looked over her shoulder, not really looking at anything exactly and said dully and uninterested, "Yeah she's back or whatever..." And then Zephyr listened to the heavenly music that is Xemnas' high-pitch screams of terror.

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Xemnas still had a sharp eye out for Exeria's return, but Zephyr couldn't care less. "Well the new recruit should be here in 3...2...1..." Zephyr counted down, but no one came. Several minutes passed but still, no one. "Zephyr... is she coming at all?"

"Shut up Xemnas! I'm sure she will be here... eventually..." They all waited and waited... but no one came. Then finally after a few hours the doors to the room flew open and a girl with slick-back black shining hair ran into the room... very slowly... with some sort of theme music playing.

"...Do you need some help there?" Zephyr said after watching this girl trying entering the room but was still at the door. "Noooooooooo... thankkkkkkkk youuuuuu..." she responded slowly.

"O...K..."Zephyr scratched her head in confusion and pulled out a deck of cards. "Since we're going to be here all day, anyone wanna play cards?"

Three hours and 58 card games later...

"Got any threes?" Zephyr asked Xemnas. He sighed heavily. "Zephyr, for the thirty-fifth time, I don't have any threes! Why don't you say any other card number besides three?"

"I thought that how you play the game..."

Xemnas narrowed his eyes at Zephyr and slowly shook his head no.

Finally the girl was able to make it into the room and to sit down in the chair. "Ok, let's start the interview."

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The Interview

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Xemnas looked straight ahead of the new recruit. She had on black sunglasses with black rims. Her hair was slicked back and completely black and in a low ponytail. 'What the hell is wrong with this chick? It's not even sunny outside, what's with the glasses?'

"Ok, so what was your other's name?"

The girl took in a big breathe when Xemnas yelled, "Please! Please, just say the name! Nothing more! I don't wanna be here for another three hours with Zephyr saying 'Got any threes?' agian!"

The girl kept her emotionless face and said, "Ritma..."

"...what?" After his rant, Xemnas forgot what he asked her in the first place. The girl inhaled deeply and said slowly, "Myyyyyy... nammmmmmmmeee.. waaassss-"

"Ok, ok I get it!" Xemnas said quickly, interrupting her. "So... Ritma you said it was? And just nod your head.." The girl nodded her head yes. "Ok... let's see what we get then.."

Xemnas wrote Ritma on a board behind him and Ritma got up form her seat to correct his spelling. Xemnas pondered for a moment on what was Ritma's Organization name was going to be. After a while Demyx started laughing. "What's so funny?" Xemnas asked peeved at Demyx. While he was still laughing, Demyx went up to the board and wrote something. He spoke while still chuckling, "Ritma...with X in name...Matrix! Super-slow motion!"

That's when Demyx lost it and rolled on the floor, tears streaming from his face. The other member started laughing a bit too when they saw the name. Xemnas just looked over at Demyx and plainly said, "It's not that funny, you know..."

Demyx stopped when he heard what Xemnas then sadly went back into his chair. Zephyr patted his back and glared at Xemnas. "Now why did you do that, Xemmy? You hurt his feelings!" Xemnas glared at her now. "He's a nobody! He has no feelings!"

"That doesn't mean you can't hurt his!"

"Zephyr, that completely contrasted what I just said!"

"Does it even matter? You hurt poor lil' Demyx!"

"Excuse me? Did you two forget about me?"

Everyone turned their gaze onto Ritma, who had before just been sitting so stilly and quietly that everyone forgot she was there. 'How is Zephyr friends with a quiet and completely oppisite person her like Ritma?' Then Xemnas remember Narixsu. 'Nevermind...'

"Oh sorry Matrix! It's was just while Xemmy was being a stubborn jackass like he always is, I was so busy to pay attention to you! Sorry!" Zephyr apologized and Xemnas gritted his teeth at her. "I am not a jackass!"

Zephyr gasped. "Xemnas! How dare you use such language around young children like Roxxi here? I never said such a thing as vigor as that!"

Xemnas' eye twitched at Zephyr. "But you! And then.. me! And before... ARRGGGGG! Let's just go to the Fighting Exam..."

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Fighting Exam

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Everyone went to the arena so Matrix could meet her Opponant, and blah.. blah... blah... you know I don't know why I keep on writing this story... I only did it so I could get Roxxi into the story, I had wrote my Typical afternoon and I only wanted that on Fan Fiction... in fact, when I already put this story up on Fan Fiction I didn't even have any other person ready except for Roxxi, soo... why am I doing? This is all so stupid.. I should just delete this story after I put up this chapter because it's that stupid... Yeah! That's right! As soon as my loyal fans, Ladymarz1, Orcadia, Following Padfoot's Pawprints, that Meinos guy, MissGoo93, and all my other devotees read this then bye bye story! MUAH HA HA HA HAH HA AH AH HAHAHA HA HAH AHA!

Somewhere Else...

"Zephyr get the hell off my computer and get back into story! What have I told you about getting on the computer and typing shit when I'm in the bathroom! Even though you are an alter-ego of mine and have some of my god-like powers of Fanfiction-ness, it doesn't mean you own this story! Get the fuck out here!" KershaFangs yelled at the now terrifed Zephyr. She used that god-like power that KershaFangs had metioned before to warp out of KershaFangs' sister's room.

Kersha growled as she wrote at the computer for the story on Notepad...

At the Arena..

The almighty KershaFangs appeared before everyone. "Noooooooo! We are not worthy!" screamed everyone there, graced by KershaFangs' presense. "Of course you're not! But I'm here for a different reason... I am apologizing for Zephyr. She made my wonderful readers think I was going to delete the story and that I said it was stupid for that I say... Zephyr get your ass over here right now so I can kick it!"

Zephyr ran for her life as KershaFangs chased after her like a hungry dog after the hotdog guy. Xemnas blunk a few time and cheered, "Yes! Yes, finally! She's gone! Zephyr is gone! This is the happiest day of my meaniless life!"

KershaFangs laughed loudly at this, the sound of thunder clashing in the backgroung, and she said, "Now, now... Xemnas, why would I do anything that would make you happy?"

Xemnas looked down defeated, after all you can't argue with the person who created the most evil and annoying creature in the universe now can you? "Of course you wouldn't.."

After a very long pause, Zephyr said, "Hey, weren't we suppose to do something? That's why we are in the arena?"

Then it all dawned on them, why they were at the stadium and why they were fighting in the first place. "Matrix!"

They looked over to Matrix to see that she was listen to 'Dissolved Girl' on a pair of headphones. She looked up and at them and said, "So you finally decide to pay attention to what actually happening, huh?" She got up and walked towards the platform of the fighting arena and cracked her knuckles.

Zephyr looked at all the Organization members. 'Oh...shit... I didn't find anyone to fight Matrix in advance... oh... um... I'm going to have to choose someone already in the Organization to fight her, using the most scientific and accurate process in the entire universe...'

"Eeniy, meany, miney, moe... catch a nobody by the toe... if he hollars, tie him up and gagged him, eeniy, miney, miney... Demyx!"

"Noo! Why me?" cried Demyx. Zephyr dragged the reluangnant Demyx and tossed him onto the platform. Demyx stood up, gripping his sitar. He looked back at Zephyr. "Do I really have to?" he whined.

Zephyr shot him a glance of hate, just pure creepy fan-girl hate... when you really think about it, it doesn't make sense but anyways... "Yes... yes you have to.."

Matrix cracked her knuckles, neck, and back. She then did a series of flip and twist in the air with the combination of maritial arts that left you thinking, 'How the hell did she do that?' Matrix then jumped into the air, extended her leg out for a well-delivered kick, yet she just stopped in mid-air... several feet away from Demyx... not moving. She then dropped her arms and sighed.

"You know I just couldn't kick your ass the normal way... I just had to go for the 'extra-super-slow motion' crap. Damn! I'm going to be here all week! Wait, wait! Just... don't move..." Matrix reached out to Demyx, trying to get him, yet still many feet away from him. "So close... so close!"

"Hey you want a soda or something?" offered Demyx. "Yeah, can you get me a root beer? But none of the diet crap! I hate that after-taste of diet root beer!" Matrix yelled.

13 hours later...

Everyone except Matrix left the arena. Matrix's sunglasses were pushed above her head, revealing her dark brown eyes. She loudly slurped on a large root beer soda, still in the air and only a few inches away from where she was many hours ago. After a while, Matrix stopped drinking her soda and yelled, "Wait a sec... this is diet! Oh come on! Screw you, Demyx!"

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I know this chapter probably wasn't that funny... but hell, I'm in a real runt... Reviews still welcomed!