Disclaimer: I don't own FMA. :wacks evil lawyer on the head:
Second Lieutenant Jean Havoc had a problem. He was late for work. For many people, being fifteen minutes late for work did not really qualify as an emergency. Most people, however, did not have Riza Hawkeye as their superior.
Therefore, it was with great anxiety that Havoc slunk into the office. He glanced to the left, and then the right.
"Hey? Where is everyone?"
Havoc walked toward the door that lead into Colonel Mustang's office.
"Hello?"
Havoc broke into a huge grin. He couldn't believe it. He, Jean Havoc, had been late for work and had not gotten shot.
BANG! BANG! BANG!
Havoc flinched and hid behind the door, as Breda and Falman rushed into the room.
"Did you see how many there were? And our weapons had no effect! I can't believe this!" Breda was panicking, almost as if there was a dog present.
Falman tried to reassure Breda, without success. "They can be stopped. Lieutenant Hawkeye said so."
"Yes, and then they tackled her and dragged her off to who knows where! They are evil! Evil!"
"Who is evil?" Havoc stepped out from his hiding spot to see what the fuss was all about. "Did you say someone dragged Lt. Hawkeye off? And they didn't get shot?"
Breda laughed nervously. "No, they were shot. But the bullets didn't hurt them!"
Havoc looked at Falman. "What? How is that possible? Even if they used alchemy?"
"Sir, they did not use alchemy. They didn't have to."
"What are you trying to say, Falman?"
"We're under attack by fangirls!"
A large, somewhat out of place castle…
Edward Elric squirmed and struggled. Try as he might, he could not free himself from the strange, glowing purple chains draped around him. He at last stopped fighting and leaned his against the wall. Ed did not like the room he was in. It was decorated with large posters. The posters showed either himself or Roy Mustang. A few showed both himself and Mustang, but Ed was trying very hard not to look at those.
I have to escape. I have to escape. I have to escape!
The door opened, slamming into the wall and causing Ed to emit a small squeak. Six girls walked in, all wearing shirts with 'Fullmetal Alchemist' written on the fronts in bright pink. The girls glanced around, as they did not see Ed. He wasn't in the same spot they had left him in.
Yeah, right, like I'm going to stay tied up on a bed in some castle that's infested with fangirls!
Unfortunately, one of the fangirls spotted Ed in his corner.
"Oh, there he is! He is so cute up close! Look at his eyes, they really are golden!"
Ed winced, the fangirl had a voice like rending metal.
"Hey, you know I can hear you!" Ed glared at his captors, to little effect.
"Oh, don't worry, Ed! You won't be alone for long! Someone special will be here soon!"
Ed froze. "What does that mean?"
The shortest fangirl smiled. "Don't worry, everything is going according to plan!"
And with that comment, the fangirls turned and bopped out of the room, giving Ed a wonderful view of the backs of their T-shirts. There, written in puffy blue paint was
ROY AND ED 4EVER
Ed fainted.
A note: Should I keep going? If I do, Havoc will be the hero. Review, send email, hey, I might put you in the story...