Disclaimer: It's not mine. :slams door and locks it: Stupid lawyers…

Ed slowly awoke. Hmmm…This is a comfy bed…Could lie here all day…Long as those fangirls stay gone…Fangirls? FANGIRLS!

Ed bolted upright. The chains tightened around him, and he began scanning the room. No one there…no one in that corner…no one on the left of the bed…Roy Mustang on my right…no one over there…wait a minute…

"What the hell are you doing on my bed?"

Roy glared up at Ed. "You talk in your sleep Fullmetal, did you know that?"

Ed gritted his teeth. "You let yourself get captured, didn't you? Hell, you probably ran up to them and started asking them on dates!"

"No, see I have standards, Fullmetal, and yaoi-crazy fangirls are not on my list. They were waiting for me outside of East City's H.Q. I spent most of the morning running from them. And just how did you get caught? When they dragged me in here, they said something about you fainting." Roy smirked.

Ed growled. "They ambushed me. Hey, have you seen Al? I'm afraid of what they might have done to him."

Roy tried to get comfortable, not an easy thing to do with fangirl-chains wrapping from his shoulders to his ankles. "Actually, I heard one of them say something about them capturing Al. They said something about a way to keep him busy." Roy glanced around at the posters. "This room makes me nervous."

"You, the great Flame Alchemist, nervous? Well, well, well. Who would have thought. By the way, WHY DIDN'T YOU JUST FLAMBE THEM?"

Roy grinned. "Haven't you ever seen a fangirl before? Alchemy and most weapons won't work against them. It takes something special to defeat fangirls, and neither you norI can fight them."

"WHAT DO YOU MEAN?"

"Oh my god, look at them! They are so gorgeous together! If they keep arguing, they're sure to start making out! Oooohhh, I can't wait!"

Ed and Roy slowly turned their heads to the doorway. Two fangirls had entered. One of them, a tall blond, had something in her hands. It was a small silver case. The other, slightly shorter with curly brown hair, let out another squeal.

"Oooohhh, I can't believe this!"

The blond smiled. "Ed, we have something for you! We knew you would worry about your brother, so we had special room built just for him! Take a look!"

Ed stared at the fangirls. The blond opened the silver case to reveal a blank screen. She pressed a button, and a picture appeared.

It was Al. He was sitting in a room. Ed moaned, his brother was not going to show up to rescue him.

The room was filled with kittens.

Notes: Wow, what a response. These chapters will probably be pretty short, for some reason my attention span just isn't that long. Havoc returns, next chapter!