Disclaimer: I only own Roxxi, Narixsu, Exeria, and Matrix. I don't own KH, the Organization, or The Matrix.

Author's Notes: Well here is the one-shot of Matrix. I'm sure many of you will be alot happier that I made this chapter a bit more funnier than the last one. Ok, so... here it is...

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Xemnas watched bored at Matrix. It had been one.. or two... no, yeah, two days since the fighting exam and she still hadn't finished her attack. "Come on guys! It's has been like two days! Get me down! Ya, I know at first it was funny I thought it was sort of funny too, but now... come on guys! I'm hungry!" Matrix whined.

Zephyr sighed heavily. "You know, this is why I don't like The Matrix..."

Xemnas looked up at Zephyr, broke from his daze, and said, "Hey I thought Matrix was your friend."

"She is, it's just that... I never really liked the movie The Matrix..." Xemnas' eye flew open and he yelled at Zephyr, "You didn't like The Matrix?"

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Zephyr stomped away heavily, her fingers in her ears, while Xemnas trailed behind, saying over and over, 'Why don't you like The Matrix? It was a great movie. The stunts were cool. How can you not like The Matrix? Why? Why? Why?'. Kind of ironic if you think about it for a moment.

Zephyr, finally ticked off, and turned to Xemnas and yelled, "KershaFangs! Dude, what do I have to do in order to get you to shut up?"

"Tell me why didn't you like The Matrix."

Zephyr sighed, "Well... it's because it was just so fake! Like any of that stunts and action and storyline could ever happen!"

"That's why it was so great!"

Zephyr scoffed at Xemnas. "Please, guys only like it to escape from reality cuz' like when they see a kung-fu movie they think they know karate."

"Well The Matrix had all the kung-fu stunts and the storyline was to escape from reality so yeah, it was the perfect film." Xemnas countered.

"Well whatever Xemnas, let's agree to disagree then." Zephyr said. "Oh no. you just want stop right there because I'm winning. You said there would never be a day where I would beat you, but that day is today!"

"Whatever Xemnas, just stop making such a big deal over this ok." Xemnas narrowed his eyes at Zephyr. "Oh no, you're not getting rid of this that easily, what else didn't you like about The Matrix?"

"Xemnas I told you, it didn't even make any sense at all. I was just sitting there in the theater going, 'Wow, this movie doesn't make any sense... LadyMarz1 makes more sense than this movie, and if something makes less sense then her... well no one else should be allowed to see it...'"

"Well of course you wouldn't get it after the first one, you have to watch all the Matrix movies for it to make sense."

"Well sorry!" Zephyr yelled. "But if something takes five movies and a video game to fully explain, then I don't want to understand it. No, I think that 2 hours of my life is enough to explain The Matrix, thank you very much."

"Some movies are so complicaticed in plot that it would only be understood if it were divided up into seperate movies, and besides that way The Matrix can make alot more box office."

"Hey guys, what's going on?" Demyx said, greeting Zephyr and Xemnas.

"Well Demyx... Zephyr said she didn't like The Matrix." Xemnas said, pointing an acusing finger at Zephyr.

"What? How can you not like The Matrix? Didn't you think those fight scenes were cool?" Demyx asked, suprised at Zephyr.

"Thank you!" said Xemnas.

"Yeah, yeah, all of you team up on me. Back to the agruement, it's like these guys were just making stuff up just so they could make another movie and get more money. Any ways it's so confusing, I have never even finish watching the first movie."

Xemnas gasped. "You say you don't like The Matrix and you have never finished watching the first movie? What is wrong with you?"

"Yeah, I agree with Xemnas. Zephyr you shouldn't say you don't like a movie if you haven't even seen at of the first part."

Well I have tried on, like, seven different chances to watch The Matrix and not once was I able to stand it long enough to finish the movie. I mean, I get to that one scene where Neo first joins up with the Matrix and like, they have to do that computer-in-the-back-of-his-head thing and I can not get beyond that point, it's like 'Ok, too weird. I turn off tv now'."

"Wha? The computer in the head part? I like that scene and it was really- hey wait a minute! That's like in the first what 20, 30 minutes in the movie? Zephyr you have never seen past 30 minutes of The Matrix and you say you hated it? What is wrong with you?"

"Well I just didn't like it! You know, maybe it was really the actors and not the movie I didn't like." Zephyr said.

"Oh no!" Xemnas said. "Don't even try to blame this one on Keenu Reeves, he is a great actor."

"Yeah right. He sucks! So like what, Neo can explain the Matrix but he can't explain The Lake House? So a man and a woman are living two years apart and fall in love? Come on, like that would happen and how did they sent each other the letters? Was it the magic mail box? I understand the guy's letter to the girl, that makes sense, but how does the girl's letters go back in time? I just mean, come on..."

"Hey I liked The Lake House Zephyr!" Demyx yelled. "Did you actually understand it?" Zephyr countered.

"Hell no! I couldn't even follow Over The Hedge, how am I suppose to understand The Lake House, I'm not a rocket scientist, hello? And don't even get me started on The Da Vinci Code..."

"That's right." Zephyr agreed. "You know I heard that they spent like millions of dollars on the trailer for The Da Vinci Code alone? I mean, give me a million dollar for a commerical and I would spent most of it on candy, and with five dollars I would be able to make a commerical identical to that one."

"Zephyr, no one would give you a million dollars no matter what... any ways, back to The Matrix..."

Just then, Sora came in. "Xemnas! I knew I would find you here! Prepare to fight!"

"Duh. It's my house. In fact, I charge you with Breaking and Entering and Attempted Assault!"

"Wha?" Sora said confused. "Any ways I can not deal with you now Key Bearer, for I have more important matters on hand... Zephyr said she didn't like The Matrix!"

Sora gasped loudly. "How couldn't you like The Matrix? It was like the best movie ever! Did you know it won an award, Zephyr!"

"For what?" Zephyr asked with her arms crossed.

Sora scoffed. "For the best movie ever made, of course! The Matrix was awesome! Like when Neo got that computer in the back of his head? Oh and the fight scenes! And when they were all shooting him with guns and like he stopped all the bullets with his mind! Oh man, that was so cool..."

Zephyr groaned. "So what? Like so does every guy here like The Matrix?"

Just then, every single guys in Kingdom Hearts, and man is that alot of guys in one room, appeared in front of Zephyr and in unison said,

"Uh, yeah!"

Zephyr crossed her arms and turned to Xemnas and said lowly, "Ok, ok... you win..."

"Oh what was that? Speak louder, Zephyr.." Xemnas said, cupping his hand around his ear. Zephyr then yelled loudly, "You win Xemnas!"

"Yes! I have been waiting for this day for so long!" Xemnas then pulled on a rope and confetti and glitter rained form the sky as a giant banner reading 'Xemnas Won and Zephyr Lost!' unfolded. "I hung that up three years ago."

"I'm sure you feel proud of yourself Xemnas... and I guess you're not going to put Matrix in the Organization..." Zephyr said facing down.

"That's where you're wrong! I'm going to let her join just to spite you! And my word is final!" Xemnas said booming.

"You must feel really proud... and stupid! Ha!" Zephyr laughed, pointing at Xemnas. "Wha?" Xemnas was dumbfounded.

"I only said all those things to get you to let Matrix join the Organization! I actually love The Matrix and Keenu Reeves is a great actor! And to prove my love even more Matrix's signature name will be Noir Trinity, after the movie! So ha!"

Xemnas fell to the floor. 'Noo! I was so close to beating Zephyr! Why? Even when I win, I lose! Why? I can't ever beat Zephyr! Why?' Xemnas walked over to the banner and tugged on it to pull it down.

Zephyr was enjoying Xemnas' misery when all of a sudden she said, "Hey, weren't we suppose to do something? Something important..."

At the Arena...

Matrix was still helplessly floating in mid air. "Come on guys! I'm still here! Help me! Or feed me! I'm so hungry! I hate my powers... Damn you Neo!"

At the Castle That Never Was...

Zephyr and Xemnas had their fingers on their chins, trying to think of what they were suppose to do... that one important thing... "Were we even suppose to do anything?" Zephyr asked.

She and Xemnas looked at each other and said in unison,

"Nah!"

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Well this was short... well I hope it was funnier than my last chapter. Review! Also I really haven't seen The Matrix or The Lake House so sue me if I got some things wrong...