IT HAS HAPPENED! I finally updated one of my stories! Sorry I took so long, but I got the wretched writer's block aaaannnndd there's the whole school issue. So enjoy this while it lasts!
Now heres chapter two! Enjoy!
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PI: And we're back. We are continuing interviewing team 7 at this moment. We will start with a question from Kuroune's Forbidden Lover, who writes " I have a question for Sasuke and Sakura...Why do you guys dislike Naruto so much? AND BEING ANNOYING ISN'T AN ANSWER!" May you two like to answer that question?
Sakura: Of course we don't dislike Naruto…team 7 is like a family. I'm very close to Naruto and so is Sasuke. Right Sasuke-kun?
Sasuke: No, he's an idiot.
Sakura: Sasuke-kun, everybody knows you two are like brothers.
Sasuke: Hn.
Naruto: Awwww! Thanks Sakura-chan! Where's your respect for the future Hokage teme!
Sasuke: Tch. You wish. Like you'll ever be Hokage.
Naruto: Oh yea! At least I don't have chicken butt hair!
Sakura: Naruto! Why did you have to say that! Don't you remember what happened last time!
Naruto: Sasuke, I'm sorry! Don't…
Sasuke: ( says in a breaking voice) Will you excuse me for a second. ( runs to bathroom)
Sakura: Naruto! Look what you did now! You know he's very sensitive about his hair!
Naruto: I forgot!
Sakura: Come on! We have to go after him!
Naruto: Fine.
PI: Camera crew, go follow them! Now you viewers can see the behind the scenes drama!
At the washroom…
Sakura: Sasuke-kun!
Random Man: Hey lady, get out of here! Men only!
Sakura: Oh just shut up for a minute! This is important!
Random Man ( lets just call him Bob) : Important my beep.
Sakura: Oh no you didn't! ( tries to snap fingers but sadly fails)
Bob: What are you gonna do about it wimp!
Sakura: Don't mess with me beeep! I'm a shinobi!
Bob: Oh its on little lady!
Sakura: SHANNARO!
Bob: AHHH!
Camera Guy: Someone call an ambulance.
5 minute later…
Sakura: In your face!
Naruto: Uhh… Sakura-chan. What about Sasuke?
Sakura: Oh yea. Sasuke-kun!
Naruto: I think he's in that stall.
Sakura: ( opens door)
Sasuke: Go Away! Leave me to be!
Naruto: Sasuke, I'm sorry ok?
Sasuke: No! You went too far Naruto! TOO FAR!
Sakura: C'mon Sasuke-kun. Its not that bad.
Sasuke: No! You're annoying!
Sakura: You want a soda?
Sasuke: I don't want a soda for God's sake!
Sakura: You want some tomato soup?
Sasuke: … ( nods)
Sakura: Okay, lets go get some tomato soup.
Naruto: Can you get some ramen while you're at it?
Sakura: No!
Back in the studio…
PI: Jeez, what's taking so long?…Well, might as well hum at tune,( hums random tune)…wait, is that how it goes? I don't think so. Or is that the remix? Maybe its, oh never mind. ( yawns) might as well take a short na…
Sakura: We're back!
PI: Oh! Oh. Umm… how Sasuke doing?
Sasuke: I'm fine.
PI; Good…I guess. Where's Naruto?
Naruto: Here! And welcome back teme.
Sasuke: Fishcake (1)
PI: Now moving along, I have a question for Sakura. Many people have said that they believe your hair colour is artificial. Is this true or not?
Sakura: Uhh…lets see…no. That's a stupid question.
Naruto: Not really Sakura-chan. I've wondered before too.
Sasuke: ….Me too.
Sakura: What are you talking about? Its natural!
PI: Sakura, its okay. Let it out. We all know. The truth must be told!
Sakura:…( wails) Its true! I…I…I DON'T HAVE HAIR( woosh (taking off wig sound))!
PI: I thought I asked her about her hair colour. Oh well, this is good too.
Audience: (gasp)
Naruto: NO! STOP! SHE IS NO MONSTER! FOR I TOO AM BALD ! (woosh)
Sasuke: Ehh…me too. (woosh)
PI: ME TOO! (woosh)
End of dream…
PI: AHHHHH!
Edwardo: Hey, usted está encendido en cinco.(2)
Sakura: (stares)
Sasuke: (stares)
Naruto: (stares)
PI: (coughs) Well…we have an other question coming up next…
(1) Naruto can also translate into "fishcake" in japanese
(2) I dont know ANY Spanish so I used word lingo...but its usually wrong sometimes so theres a high chance that it says something TOTALLY different from what I intended. Its SUPPOSED to say " Hey, you're on in 5", just to make it clear.
Thanks for reading! Now if you just press that wittle pwurple bwutton, I'LL UPDATE SOONER. And dont forget to send in any interview questions!