Disclaimer: I only own Roxxi, Narixsu, Exeria, Matrix, and Xara... nothing more...

Author's Notes: Well here is Xara's one-shot... well I really have nothing more to say except... brace yourself...

P.S. Again... sorry for the confusion people! I just hope I didn't lose my faithful readers...

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Xemnas was walking into the bathroom were outta no were Xara came.

"I..want a mission...FOR I COMMAND IT!" Xara said in a low creepy voice.

Xemnas raised an eye brow and just looked at the evil girl with a confused face, "Uh...lets see...uh...why don't you go...take over Canada or something...yea...go do that as your first mission."

Xara then left the bathroom without a word and headed towards Canada. Xemnas had a small smile on his face. '...That was easier then I thought...'

Xara then, somehow, manged to take over Canada in less then 8.4 seconds then went back to Xemnas, "Done!"

Xemnas turned around to see Xara right behind him. "That was fast!" Xemnas shiddered. 'Fast like Exeria... oh KershaFangs, is she back?'

"Well...on my way out of the room, I got attacked by a bunch of snakes and I rescued a squirrel and now the Canadians think I'm a god and they decided I should rule over Canada and the Ancient Elfin Dwarf Squirrels ...pretty simple really." Xara said fliping her hair back in a slow style..ish way.

"O...Kayyyyy then..well...go do something to entertain you're self and leave me alone, damn it!"

Xara narrowed her eyes and made the tv next to her exploded. After a second she was bored so she made a new tv with her mind and turned it on.

Last time on Live From Hallow Bastion!

Leon was sitting down watching him watching his show on tv. Just then Yuffie came running into the room and tackled Leon. "Squall! Squall! Is it time for me to get my surfing leasons yet? Is it? You promised!" Yuffie yelled while tugging on Leon's belt.

"I told you Yuffie! That's next week's show!"

Then all of a sudden the mail man came... and Hallow Bastion exploded!

A long beep was heard and a voice said, "We are having some Hallow Bastion exploding-related techically problem and are trying to solve it. In this mean while, watch our new show, The Organization's New Recruits!

Xara then turjned off the tv. 'The Organization's New Recruits? That sounds like the stupidest show ever! I bet it would be a stupid fan fic too.'

Xara just sat there against the wall...not really doing anything...

Xara then stood up and yelled "My KershaFangs! Why is the writting so horrid? What's going on!"

LadyMarz1 appeared outta nowhere with smoke all around her. "It is I! LadyMarz1! Kershafangs is sick so I had to fill in for her...well actually no, she has a cold... actually it's not a cold, it's a sore throat... actually it's not a sore throat, she just has a headache...well no really she was just too lazy to get out of her bed so then she called me and said, 'LadyMarz1, I'm too lazy to get up! You write the one-shot of Xara!'...and here I am! Hello."

All of a sudden all the Organization members appeared in the room and gasped.

"OH NO! LadyMarz1 is writing? IT'S THE END OF THE WORLD! Well at least our world!" Demyx cried out.

"Yes but! Kershafangs is sick! and I dunno what to dooo with my horrid typing skillz I shall mess up the whole storrryyy I NEED KERSHAFANGS! Help me! I dunno how to typez!" LadyMarz1 ran around, panicing.

"Hey, what about that one story you have on Fanfiction, LadyMarz1?" Xemnas asked.

"KershaFangs wrote that!"

"Ouch..."

LadyMarz1 fell to her knees crying when Axel walked up to her to comfort her...and boy did he mess up there.

"There,there is ok...I guess" Axel said trying to force a smile on his face.

LadyMarz just looked up at Axel and clinged onto him as he tried to fight her off. Xara had enough of this.

"...Enough! ok can we just get back to the story!" Xara said furiously

LadyMarz1 got off Axel pouting "Ok Ok fine I'll get back to the story...but... ONE DAY AXEL YOU SHALL BE MINE!...YOU'LL SEE...YOU'LL SEE!" And with that she disappeared in a blink of an eye.

"Boy...that girl needs help..." Axel said as he got goose bumbs. Then outta no were came a loud echoey voice saying "NO AXEL! ALL I NEED IZ YOU!" Axel just sighed.

Xara was bored as hell now and felt like killing and hurting random stuff...so...she started chasing Demyx with a chainsaw like a dog chasing his tail.

"WHY DO YOU ALL TORTURE ME LIKE THIS! WHYYY!" Demyx shouted running for his itty bitty little worthless meaning less life!

The next day ...

"Wow! It became night and day in like...4 seconds!" shouted Roxxi and she saw the moon go down and the sun go up in less then 4 seconds.

LadyMarz1 was sitting in the interveiw room, bored as hell, when Narixu came in to see what was going on.

"Uh..Hi! I don't think we met before" Narixsu said with a sweet smile on her face.

"Hello there I'm LadyMarz1, and who may you be?" LadyMarz said with the same tone of voice and smile as Narixsu.

"My name is Narixsu"

"Oh nice name...what are your powers?"

"Well I can convince anyone to do almost anything..." Narixsu said shyly.

"Oh wow cewl my mom says I can do the same thing...but then again that's just my mom..."Axel then joined the room and saw the two girls talking to each other. Before Axel could escape LadyMarz1 clinged onto him.

"Hiii Axey-poo!" Axel groaned at the name 'Axey-poo'

Narixsu raised an eye brow at this sight."LadyMarz1 you do know that Axel is mine? right?"

LadyMarz got of Axel and looked at Narixsu straight in the eye..."He's mine! Damnit no one else and if you know what's good for you...you shall not touch him...but other then that I think we can be great friends!"

Narixsu focused her eyes on LM1's and said in a low soft voice "Axel..is mine no one else's...you shall leave Axel all to me..."

LadyMarz1 smirked at what she was trying to do then yelled at her. "STAY AWAY FROM ME BITCH! DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA WHO YOU ARE MESSING WITH? I DON'T THINK SO! OK IF I SAY SO YOU COULD END UP BEING AN EGG ROLL IN A BLINK OF AN EYE ...YOU KNOW WHAT THAT SOUND'S LIKE A GOOD IDEA!" LadyMarz's waved her arm and turned Narixsu into an egg roll while Axel was sitting down on a chair watching the with popcorn in his hands.

"LADYMARZ1 DON'T YOU DARE TURN NARIXSU INTO AN EGG ROLL JUST FOR AXEL!" Said a loud voice that came from KershaFangs 31,000 miles away.

'Damnit how does she know what I'm doing?'

Pouting, Ladymarz1 turned Narixsu...back to Narixsu ...

"You win this time...Narixsu!"

Narixsu was scared shitless now and was shivering in fear. LadyMarz1 looked at her and frowned and went up and gave her a hug.

"I'm sorry that was rude...I hope we can be friends though you seem like a nice person." Narixsu hugged her back and Axel just sat there...staring...

'Damn...bi-polor girls can be so intresting!' Axel said to himself.

LadyMarz1 then rememberd "Hey wasn't this chapter suppose to like...be about Xara?" Then Xara entered the room...and all of a sudden exploded. "Well took care of that!" said LadyMarz1 with a smile on her face.

Somewhere Else...

KershaFangs turned her computer seat to face LadyMarz1 who was smiling sheepishly and then said, via Godfather style, "I give you LadyMarz1, my best friend ever, a chance to write a chapter for The Organization's New Recruits and this is what you give me?"

LadyMarz1 shivered in her seat and "But... but KershaFangs! I told you! I'm not good at writing.. OR TALKING! See? dbiefhiuehdfiue4hdifueofjqieviuehfv!"

"That's no excuse!" KershaFangs yelled. "Well actually, it is an excuse... but not a good one!"

"But KershaFangs!" LadyMarz1 whined. "I don't wanna be a writer!"

KershaFangs crossed her arms and closed her eyes. "Well then I guess you don't want Axel then..."

"Nevermind! I'm going to be the greatest writer ever!"

'Works everytime...'

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Ok so, yes LadyMarz1 did really write this chapter and that's why it is so poorly constructed, but hey... she wanted to write a chapter... And I may be giving out some spots where you, yes you the person reading this sentence, can write a chapter of your own. Please... I'm lazy... Review!