Npsouls1: Thank you. I wish you the same good health :) And I hope this update didn't take too long.
"What the hell?" Shego stared at her, open eyed. "What?"
"You cursed. I'm shocked."
"We have to come up with a completely different plan now," she groaned.
Shego patted her on the arm. "Calm down, cupcake, you won't think straight if you're pissed off."
"Right," Kim said, ignoring how utterly grateful she was that Shego had taken the position of voice of reason. "Jonas said if I got in the way again, he'd kill me."
"So we make him want to kill you."
"I'm not shocked you sound nonchalant, which is concerning."
"Ask the nerd friend to hack into Jonas's private accounts. He'd have to document this somewhere."
By the time Ron got back to the Possible house (and was briefed on the disappointment), Wade was going through everything he could find. "This is going to be harder than I expected, Kim," he said. "I might need a few days."
"Not a problem," Kim sighed. "Thanks, Wade."
"Hey, KP, since we did a decent job today, we should go to Bueno Nacho."
Kim could feel Shego's judgement weigh down on her. She ignored this and replied, "Alright."
"Why would you subject your body to that stuff. That's not even good fast food," Shego said.
"Do you want to come with us?" Kim asked. "I'll pay."
"You're driving."
Kim was glad Shego came, even if Ron looked apprehensive (thought it was clear he was trying to hide it). Shego only ordered nachos because, as she phrased it, "What? You offered to buy me food, princess, I'm taking advantage," but she barely ate any of it once she saw Rufus dive into Ron's food.
"What?" he asked while munching away.
"I can't believe you dated him."
Kim didn't reply and instead stole some of her food. "How are you going to explain to Drakken that you didn't get rid of Jonas?"
"I'll tell him that this was phase one of a two step plan and he did spectacularly." Shego grinned. "It works when he has the intelligence of a six year old occasionally."
Ron inhaled the food in his mouth and asked, "Hey, since you're basically better than Drakken in every way, why aren't you in charge?"
"For many reasons I would never reveal at risk of losing all advantages I have," Shego answered. "Also, it's none of your business."
Ron shrugged and kept eating as Rufus stole some of Shego's food. Kim had been looking at her phone under the table, talking to Monique.
Monique: hey, i saw your girl was involved in another robbery. howd that go?
Kim: shes a friend
Kim: and ron took care of it
Monique: good job stoppable
Monique: we need to hang sometime
Monique: its been forever
Kim: ill see what i can do. things are intense right now
Monique: fair enough. say hi to your girlfriend for me when you get the chance :P
Kim: not my girlfriend. not gay
After Ron and Rufus devoured all of the food, Kim drove them home. Shego joined her back at her house, considering it was already late. "Why were you blushing during that glorified snack run?"
"Huh?"
"You were on your phone. Got a boyfriend?" Shego teased.
"Ha, no," Kim replied. "Just a friend of mine, Monique."
"A girlfriend?"
"Why does everyone think that?"
"What?"
"Nothing. I'm straight." She shook her head. "I don't think I'll need a bodyguard tonight. Jonas isn't showing up unless I screw him up again."
"Guess you're right."
"Do you need a ride back to the lair?"
"And give away the location? No way," Shego snorted. "I'll find a way. See you later, Kimmie."
"See you."
