Disclaimer: Only own my OC's. Nothing more. What you wanna' fight about it?

Author's Notes: I have only one word, and this word is a word of pure evil, terror, and hated by most people ages 10-18: School. I have so much homework because of my honor classes (Curse my smart brain and my school's lowered standards). I never have the computer, but good news! My sister got a job! -Sings- This mean more computer time and story time!

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Xemnas looked over some reports of the missions done by the Organization members when Zephyr came in. She peered over his shoulder and said, "HEY! WHAT CHA' DOING?"

Xemnas jumped back startled and fell out of his chair. He growled and stood up, hovering over Zephyr. "KershaFangs damn it! I have had enough of this! All you have been doing Zephyr, is bugging me for the past two weeks! Leave me alone! I hate you!"

Zephyr jerked back, her eyes tearing, very hurted at what Xemnas said. "But... but how can you say that after last night... in bed?"

Xigbar gasped loudly as he entered the room. "Xemnas! You didn't..."

"NO!"

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"And there.."

Xemnas looked very satifised as he finished installing a new security system. Now this would make the interviewing new recruits much easier, and most importantly, keep Zephyr out of the castle. There was no way she can get in there now unless she knew the passcode, but there was no way she would know it!

Xemnas looked over the incredibitily big maneul on the system. "Now let's see if I got everything right... is the G-45 wire connected to the N-Y curcit?"

"I don't know, did you put the B-93 wire before or after the G-45?"

"Oh I didn't put the B curcit up. Thanks Zephyr! Wait wha?"

Xemnas felled down in shock. Zephyr was next to him, looking in the same book as he was. He stammered, "H-how the hell did you get in here?"

Zephyr close the book and smiled. "Through the door.."

Xemnas leered at her. "I mean how did you get through the security system? You need the passcode in order to open the door now!"

Zephyr scoffed. "Like it was a hard passcode... the passcode was... 1." Xemnas blinked in confusion. "Just 1? Just.. the number 1... that was it?"

Xemnas got up and walked, or stomped, off. He huffed and muttered a few curses. It just goes to show you, you should go and make Demyx pick a passcode...

The Next Day...

Zephyr glared sharply at LadyMarz1. "Now tell me again... why wasn't I in Xara's one-shot?"

LadyMarz1 felt like just sighing heavily after telling Zephyr over and over again why she wasn't there, but KershaFangs was hovering over her and watching her like a hawk. LadyMarz1 was just plain scared shit-less when KershaFangs did this.

"Because... you were too busy holding a techno dance rave party in New York to help make Cloud forget about Emily. Nut while there you met a guy and you fell in love. Then you married him, had three kids, divorced him, and gave the kids away as cereal box prizes, and then became an international famous theif named Slyrin, became a nun after, then a teacher, then a theif again, saved a farm of cows from a race of evil aliens, all in about three hours 48 minutes and 22 seconds..."

"Oh yeah... I gotta' call that guy again... but what was his name? It was sort of like Jack... or John... or Richard..."

"Zephyr... what about the new recruit for this chapter?"

"Oh shizz nits! I almost forgot! Thank LM1!"

Zephyr ran out of the room while LadyMarz1 simply sighed and looked down at the recruit standing by her. This one was a small girl with light brown, almost blond, hair only to her shoulder and grasping a blanket. "I'm sorry she didn't noticed you..." LadyMarz1 apologized.

"It's ok.." The little girl quietly said. "I'm used to people looking over me.."

The little girl walked off after Zephyr. LadyMarz1 shuddered. "Uggh... Creepy little girl.."

Later...

KershaFangs sat in her chair, staring blankly at the computer screen with NotePad up. After a while she screamed out, "Why can't I think of anything to write! Normally I got the whole chapter idea all figured out while I'm typing but I can't just do this chapter! Me, I'm hopeless..."

Zephyr appeared behind KershaFangs and gave her a pat on the back. "There, there... it's ok... you gave it a good shot, it's not your fault that you have taken weeks to put out one chapter that you didn't even bother typing until you went really really super-extra mondo REALLY bored and then ultimately left all your fans down by the repeating pattern of organization withen your story's structure and bland humor and unimagitative style... it's going to be ok..."

"Zephyr, get out of here before I kill you..."

"Ok, my bad..."

Zephyr ran out of there faster than you can blink. KershaFangs sighed heavily, just rapping on the key letters spelling out this sentence, and said, "Where the hell did Zephyr learn how to say all those... smart words... things... correctly in a sentence?"

"The world may never know..."

"I TOLD YOU TO GET OUT OF HERE!"

Back At The Castle...

Xemnas was cafefully placing a stack of cards on each, leaning into a pyramid. Xemnas was about to place the final card when all of a sudden... KershaFangs bursted into the room, knocking over all the cards.

"Xemnas! There's an emergency!"

"Well it's not like I was doing anything..."

It's true. Even though Xemnas hates Zephyr with every fiber of the known universe and would kill himself just to get away from her even for a minute, she entertained him damn it! Zephyr always stuck to Xemnas' side any ways, like a parasitic leech feeding off his misery.

"Well what is it KershaFangs? What's the 'emergency'?"

"It's terrible Xemnas... I'm bored!"

"I'm not your baby-sitter KershaFangs."

"Yes you are, so doing something funny!"

Xemnas sat down at his desk and cleared away all the spilled cards on the counter. "Wasn't I suppose to interview the new recruit or something?"

"Oh yeah..." said KershaFangs, remembering why she even made this chapter. "Where is she? She was suppose to be here by now.."

Just then the dorr to the room slowly creaked open and the little recruit hanging on the knob, her feet dangling from the floor. She hopped off and landed softly and held her blanket tightly in one hand. "I'm here.." she said softly.

"Uhh..." KershaFangs just stared at the girl. She was so small, she looks like she was 6 or something. "Why didn't you come in eariler?"

The girl looked down and said shyly, "I couldn't reach the door handle..."

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The Interview

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You know the drill, they are all in the interviewing room, blah blah blah, what the girl looks like, blah blah blah... Man, I'm bored!

"Umm... ok?" Xemnas said. Now with the new system installed, most of the whole interviewing thing was already done. So why were they all in the Interviewing room? Well they didn't have the money to turn it into a rec room yet.

Xemnas looked over all the information of this new recruit on the transcript in hand. Her other's name was Doani. Her Organization name will be Ixdona and her powers were... spying?

"How exactly are your powers-"

Just then, LadyMarz1 crashed landed into the room via parachute, because she is too insane to use the door.

"Ok KershaFangs doesn't know how to end this chapter so she has called me to end it for her... Hi!"

'Oh dear KershaFangs, not again!'

"Ok fine then. How are you going to end the chapter Marz?" Xemnas questioned, narrowing his eyes. Everyone knows LadyMarz1 couldn't write to save her life... literally...

(Flash Back)

"LadyMarz1! All you have to do to save yourself from falling into this vat of lava is write the word 'cat'!" KershaFangs yelled to her friend which she had tied up and dangling from a large vat of boiling molten magma. With only one hand free, LadyMarz wrote on the piece of paper KershaFangs had given to her and she wrote:

odfdcjveoi fvn o e LYKOKF!I'MLYKESOOOOGOING2DIES NOWZ!ERNFFOJFWMER02MED28 93EJO2IWJ923JR EFJMIO3RJLEDM OWMC!11!1MMDWMEEVELEN ! You meanie, KershaFangs!

KershaFangs looked over the paper and yelled, "Wrong!"

(End Flash Back)

"How did you escape Marz?" asked Axel.

"In exchange formy life, I gave KershaFangs... a lego piece that looked like Xemnas..."

"Umm... ok?"

"So... aren't we suppose to make Ixdona with the fight fighting in the arena? With the fighting?" LadyMarz asked.

Zephyr, who appeared out of no where, said, "Normally yes, but since Ixie here is so small, I mean really she couldn't even open the door with out jumping, it would be like Child Abuse or something... plus she is just so CUTE!"

Zephyr just with ga-ga over Ixdona's tiny little chibi-like body, with her bigger-than-her-head eyes and tiny body, she was adorable. Anyone who didn't like Ixdona was a unfeeling heartless bastard! There... I said it...

And then, because KershaFangs couldn't think of anything else funny to write and her friend was brain-dead...

THE END!

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I seriously couldn't think of anything for this chapter. I'm sorry it has taken me over 2 weeks to write a chapter as pathetic as this one, but damn it, I can't abandon my story! And Review!

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