Disclaimer: Not mine, not mine, not mine! Damn.
Central H.Q.
"Fuhrer Bradley, sir! We have received a report from Second Lieutenant Havoc in East City! He reports that the area is under attack from fangirls!" Lt. Colonel Hughes waited for his superior to respond.
Darn, didn't see this coming any time soon. "Do we know how strong the enemy is? Have we received any information about what kinds of weaponry the fangirls are using?"
"All we know for sure is that they are using Mary Sues. We have information that all of our anti-Mary Sue forces have been wiped out. We have also we received reports that Colonel Mustang, Edward Elric, Lt. Hawkeye and a number of others have been captured. We're having some trouble with communications, but Lt. Havoc has been instructed to see if he can locate the fangirls' castle."
Bradley nodded. "Get all of the top brass in here immediately. I want every resource we have devoted to stopping the fangirls. I will not let them overrun Amestris." Bradley stared at Hughes. "You are dismissed."
As he watched Hughes leave, Bradley frowned. This could upset so many of our plans. I must let the others know. We need Elric too badly to let anything happen to him.
East City
"Come on, Breda, snap out of it!" Havoc grabbed Breda's shoulders and started to shake him.
"Sir, I don't think that will help." Falman stood to the side, a worried look on his face.
"Well, what are we supposed to do, leave him here for that Mary Sue to find? There's no telling how many of them are roaming around here. We need to find a place to hide while we plan what to do next." Havoc stood up. Without Havoc's hands on his shoulders, Breda slumped over and slid to the ground. "Aw, damn, I can't carry him."
"Maybe we can find a car to commandeer. What are we going to do about the fangirls?"
Havoc sighed and looked skyward. "When I talked to Hughes, he told me he wants us to find the fangirls' castle. Problem is, I don't know where to start looking. And even if I did, I can't drag a comatose Breda with me. Right now, we need to get off the street. It's not safe out here."
Also in East City
"Are the snipers in position?"
"Ready on your mark."
"Is the collar ready?"
"Yes ma'am."
"Take him down as soon as you have a shot. We'll only get one chance at this, so don't screw up."
"The target is coming into position."
"Collar is ready."
"I'm taking my shot."
POP!
"Move, move, move, girls!"
"We've got the collar on him!"
"Good work, girls! Let's head back and celebrate!"
"Oh, my god, won't Ed be happy!"
"Hey, his hair is much softer that it looks!"
"Okay, no molestation until we get back!"
"But he's so cute!"
"Fangirls!"
"Okay, but you have to let us hug him! It's so incredible!"
"Whhaa…hug me? Hey…let go…"
Notes: Now just who could they have captured?