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Advance Warning: This story is going to be yaoi eventually! It will take quite some time as I don't like making canon OOC so I'd rather take my time and develop the characters so that it isn't out of the blue for example: "I never realised that my hate for you Kyou was just me denying myself that I really love you." "Yes, Yuki. It was true. I never really hated you it was just that it was the way that I was brought up to believe." That sort of thing doesn't work for me, so it going to take some time to get the yaoi/shonen ai.
Welcome back to the second chapter of "Stupid Germs"! I absolutely adore all eight of my little minions who reviewed (sorry if you're not mentioned – you probably reviewed just after I wrote this if that's the case)! Plushies for all!
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Chapter Two – Trips and Tangos
"Do you want to fight, Rat?"
"You know what, for once, I do."
And so began their battle.
However lethargic Yuki had been previously, all traces of tiredness had vanished as the familiar feeling of adrenalin kicked in. Ah, yes, the "fight or flight" mechanism – survival of the fittest at its best. And there was no doubt in Yuki's mind that he was the fittest.
He quickly fell into the rhythm of the fight. Kick, block, punch, throw, lock, kick….
Fighting Kyou was normally always very easy and quite beneficial to his stress levels. Yuki could always see where his next attack would be coming from as Kyou had the rather unfortunate habit of staring at the place he intended to attack. And as Kyou was so concentrated on his attack he wouldn't always be watching Yuki's limbs.
If Yuki was attacking, Kyou would be preparing for the fist or foot he could see and not focusing on Yuki as a whole. When Kyou was fighting others like Haru, his speed and agility (similar to that of a cat) helped to mask his faults in his fight. It helped that Haru was considerably larger and slower moving than the feline. (Not to mention his form sucked).
Back to the battle.
Yuki could see that his answer to the cat had really thrown him off. Normally the cat would challenge the rat, to which he would decline prompting the cat to throw a kick or punch. But this time Yuki had turned the tables on Kyou.
Yuki aimed a swift punch at Kyou, hitting him squarely in the face. Yuki could see that the punch hadn't really fazed the cat – in fact he grinned as it hit him! Yuki had the impression that if the cat knew what masochism was he'd readily admit to being a sucker for punishment.
Kyou throw several clumsy kicks and strikes, but all failed to land on Yuki.
The fight had been going for about 5 minutes and it was very clear that it was very much a one sided fight. All that Kyou could do was to parry Yuki's strong attacks (although he was not always successful and copped a gut full of foot) while Yuki was free to attack and occasionally defend against Kyou's weak attacks.
They had also been moving around quite a deal since the fight started. They had long since left the milk drenched kitchen and were now proceeding to beat the hell out of each other in the lounge room.
After a particularly close call, Yuki soon decided that the fight had been going on far too long and made up his mind that he wanted to end it.
He bent his knees, preparing for the final roundhouse kick to end all roundhouse kicks and began to lift his foot when –
He slipped forward, tripping over the raised edge of the mat and landing ever so conveniently on top of ……….Kyou.
His face flushed, whether from embarrassment or not even Yuki couldn't tell, as he gazed eye to eye with an equally frazzled looking feline. As soon as Yuki realised that he was lying on top of his arch enemy he quite promptly punched him in the face before pulling himself off.
"You're disgusting, I'm going to have to wash my hands now, you stupid cat!" Yuki spat, trying to cover up his obvious embarrassment. I mean, its one thing to trip up and fall over and that in itself can be rather humiliating – especially when you're meant to be the rat who is renowned for his trickery and agility. But the fact that he fell on top of the cat made it all that much worse as far as he was concerned.
He walked briskly up the stairs, not wanting to seem too keen to get away from the cat and at the same time itching to get to the sink. He entered the bathroom and slammed the door shut behind him and began to wash his hands so vigorously that one might think he was trying to wash the very skin off his hands!
After what seemed to Yuki like a sufficient amount of time, he looked up into the mirror above the sink. A faint pink tinge still stained his face.
What in the name of all things good in the world was that all about?
Yuki had been out shopping with Miss Honda and was carrying several of the heavier bags in the door. Tohru was walking behind holding several light, small bags full of food, her brown hair swaying happily as she walked.
He placed his bags down and turned to relieve Miss Honda of her groceries, when suddenly she tripped, the food rolling across the floor and the hard tiled floor suddenly coming up to met her face.
On instinct Yuki moved to grab her, and as you'd expect, managed too. He held her slightly above the ground in what can only be described as a "dip" you see at the end of a Latin American dance like the tango. His face hovered above hers for a second until she all of a sudden clamped onto Yuki forcing his transformation.
"Oh my goodness! I'm so sorry! I just keep on doing that and I never seem to learn-"
"-Honda-san-" said the rat sitting on the ground in a pile of clothes.
"I really should be far more careful! It's entirely my fault-"
"-Honda-san it's not your-"
"And I know how much you dislike transforming and how inconvenient it must be for you-"
"-I think I'm about to-"
"And I've been living here long enough to know-"
Poof
"And I'm so sor-AAGGGHHHH!"
Yuki stood there, his body being concealed by swirls of purple smoke.
It was at this point that Kyou rushed into the kitchen after hearing Tohru's scream. His eyes widened as he saw Yuki standing there as nature intended:
"PUT SOME GODDAMN CLOTHES ON!"
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