(Note: Look and you shall see my favorite line in the whole parody! (PS: It's the 'GAWK' thing.))
"Gawrsh!" Goofy gasped. "A big ship is catchin' up t'us!"
"Quit gawking! That's a pirate ship!" Donald quacked. I don't think he's had much to say in the past... six or so pages.
"GAWK!" Sora said.
Donald didn't know whether he was being a smart-aleck or actually being serious. Either way, the result was the same...
Neverland
Some time later...
Sora woke up, dazed and confused, in the ship. The pirate ship, you ding-dong. If he was still on the Gummi Ship, then he could just pump up the tunes and call over some friends and wreck the place while Donald and Goofy were gone. But no, he was on the pirate ship, and Donald and Goofy were nowhere to be seen.
"Whoa, déjà vu," he mumbled, remembering the Deep Jungle chapter. I mean... not every chapter has him wake up in the middle of the place after being hurled from the Gummi Ship. He stood up and shook his head. Then he turned to his left, where Riku was patiently standing, looking ready to make a big speech or something.
"Took you long enough," he murmured. "I didn't think you'd come, Sora."
"GASP!" Sora said with some delay. He was, after all, dazed and confused, so of course if you were like that you might take some time to react to things that suddenly present themselves to you. Like Riku, here. Except usually when I wake up, I'm not met with somebody so gay ready to tell me something.
"I missed you, too," Riku said sarcastically.
"Where are... uhh, the duck and the dog thing?" Sora asked, still kind of out of it.
"Are they that important to you?" the older boy asked, blatant bitterness in the inquiry. "More important than old friends? You know Sora, instead of worrying about them, you should be asking... about her." He moved to his left and pointed to a place a little higher on the deck of the ship (where Sora just realized he was, after looking around in a very groggy way for a moment) where there sat the slumped, depressed-looking Kairi.
Sora woke up immediately and jumped. "KAIRI!" he yelled in ALL CAPS because I guess he wanted to be annoying.
Riku chuckled smugly. "That's right. While you were off goofing around, I finally found her."
But Sora was not listening. Instead, he shoved Riku out of the way (and almost overboard) and ran to Kairi.
The only hinderance was the fact that at that moment, a shiny metal hook obscured his vision. He let out a yelp, looked up, and met the sneer of Captain Hook. Get the pun? "Not so fast. No shenanigans aboard my vessel, BOY." He curled his mustache with his fingers and turned to his crew of Farceless. And Mr. Smee, of course. Then he chuckled and turned back to Sora.
"Riku!" Sora snapped at his friend (who he was seriously considering killing). "Why are you siding with the Farceless?"
"The Farceless obey me now, Sora. Now I have nothing to fear."
"You're stupid," said the younger boy, finally stating how the author's felt since the very beginning about Riku. "Sooner or later they'll swallow your humor!"
Riku laughed. "Yeah, right. They only feast on weak humor, Sora. And everybody on Destiny Islands knows that I'm the funniest kid in ninth grade."
"You were held back a year, you're still in eighth grade, stupid."
"You're one to talk! You're an idiot!"
"And you're a homo!"
"Ugh! I can't talk to you when you're like this," scoffed Riku, throwing his hands in the air. He held out a hand. "But I've picked up a few other tricks, too. Like this..." Before Sora appeared his exact replica. Well, it wasn't actually exact, what with it being the dark, shadowy, edgy version of him.
Sora scoffed, rolling his eyes. "What? So you've conjured up some doppleganger. Oh well, I guess it's not all bad. At least it doesn't look stupid. Like you."
Riku stared at him for a moment, expressionless. Then he frowned. "You can go see your friends now," he said quietly and obviously angrily.
With that, a hatch beneath Sora opened and he fell. Obviously.
Riku turned to Captain Hook. "Let's get this underway, already. Oh, and keep Sora away from Kairi until we're ready to land." That said, he left the scene to go wherever it is that gay people go. Possibly to France. Where he probably had croissants and met Raphael and they had a homosexual evening watching Sex and the City.
"Argh! That scurvy brat thinks he can order me around," grumbled Captain Hook to Mr. Smee. "Curse him to Davy Jones' locker!"
"Excuse me, Captain? But when did you start using real pirate euphenisms?"
"...ANYWAY," Captain Hook said in a very Northeastern accented way. He then switched back to his pirate voice. "The hold is crawling with Farceless. Let them keep an eye on the brats."
"But Captain, you-know-who is also down--" Mr. Smee started quietly.
Captain Hook nearly smacked his night-cap-wearing first mate with his hook. "Shh! Did you hear that, Mr. Smee? That dreadful sound, that awful sound..."
"No, Captain..."
The captain wheeled round and grabbed Mr. Smee by the shoulders, then began shaking the poor man. "Are you quite sure? Are you sure you didn't hear it? Oh, goodness me..."
"I'm sorry, Captain... but no, I didn't hear it. Maybe you should take a vacation."
"Yes... yes, maybe I should," mumbled the captain pathetically, looking close to having a heart-attack.
Meanwhile...
"Gawrsh! You don't say?" Goofy said.
"Yeah, it was definitely Kairi!" Sora said in some kind of giddy anxiety. "I've finally found her! After all these days of searching! We're reunited!"
"Well so long as you don't sing a certain song," Donald coughed, "then we're happy for you, buddy."
"All right! Then let's go up and talk to her, a-hyuck," said Goofy.
"Yeah!"
"Sounds great," Donald said. "But um, first... GET OFF OF ME!"
Sora jumped up off the duck. "Oops, sorry about that, Donald."
Donald didn't answer. He was too busy hoping for Sora's early demise and dusting his clothes off to do so.
Afterwards, they looked around a bit and entered different rooms below deck and encountered many Farceless, and then they finally found a way up to the deck. Of course, it had only been two minutes, but it was like an eternity for them because of the damn Farceless.
"Ahem!" coughed a voice. They all jumped and looked around, but the person to whom the voice belonged was nowhere to be seen. "How ya doin' there? Lookin' for a way out?"
"BOB, is that YOU?" Sora gasped.
"...No." Peter Pan levitated down from the rafters.
"AAAAAAH he's possessed!" Sora screamed and cowered behind Donald and Goofy.
"Gwarsh, who're you?" Goofy asked, ignoring Sora.
"I," he said, jabbing his thumb to his own chest, "am the answer to your prayers."
"But we haven't been praying," Sora said from behind Donald.
"And how did you attain that position?" Donald asked skeptically, tapping one webbed foot against the floor. Skeptically.
"Okay then, fine. I'll just be like the tolerant people at Burger King--have it your way," Peter said almost bitterly. He crossed his arms and went to fly away.
"But you're stuck in here too, aren't you?" Sora asked.
Peter stopped mid-flight, turned on a dime, and smiled at him as if his previous comment had never been uttered. "Nope! I'm just waiting for someone, see. If I was really stuck in here, I would be under some kind of distress and require the aid of possibly a group of rag-tag heroes on a quest for the greater good. But why in Neverland would I need that kind of help?" He chuckled.
Sora, Donald, and Goofy gave each other quick, shifty glances and then Sora coughed. "Who are you waiting for?"
As if to answer his question, a glowing ball of sentient light--possibly a firefly--flew around in a circle, letting off little golden sparkles, before landing in Peter's hands. "Tinkerbell!" he exclaimed happily. "What took you so long?"
Tinkerbell answered in some weird, unspoken language. Probably telepathically or something. She didn't even move her lips!
"Great job," said Peter. "So you found Wendy?" He paused for a moment as the pixie answered him. "What? There was another girl there, too?" And then, apparently Tinkerbell had said something to make him upset. "Are you crazy? There is no way I'm gonna leave Wendy in there!"
"Ah, somebody's jealous," Donald said in a sing-song voice. Tinkerbell replied by flying up to him and kicking him square in the bill. "Ow! Why that little..."
"Oh, come on, Tink! Just open up the door!" Peter called after Tinkerbell. He heard Sora clear his throat behind him, so he turned back to our spikey-haired hero. "Oh right, introductions. I'm Peter Pan."
"I'm Sora... just Sora, I guess," Sora replied, and as they went to shake hands, Peter turned away from him. "Uh!"
"Okay, we're in this together," Peter told him. "But only 'til we find Wendy."
They ran around, killing Farceless brutally and occassionally complaining about how the camera moved. Then they came to the kitchen.
"So, uh, how come you can fly?" Goofy asked suddenly. Then again, that question had been on his compadrés' minds, so... "A-hyuck."
"Oh, it's easy," laughed Peter. "ANYONE can fly! You want to try?" He paused, then said, "All you need's a little pixie dust. And also, there's a certain level at which you must believe in yourself. You can't have low self confidence or you'll never get off the ground." He whistled, and Tinkerbell came flying in. "Aw, have you not cooled off yet, Tink?" They flew up and sprinkled sparkling golden pixie dust all over Sora, Donald, and Goofy.
Suddenly, this more serious thing I've been doing lately was just ruined by that sentence.
"There, now you should be able to fly," Peter told them, smiling widely.
Donald tried to fly the only way a duck knows--flapping his wings. However, since he is a horribly deformed cartoon character, he only succeeded in jumping into the air and landing on his feathery white waterfowl behind.
Meanwhile...
"What?" Captain Hook gasped, holding his hook up to his lips and almost impaling himself with it. Like a fish! "Wendy's not one of the chosen ones?"
"Pfft. NO," Riku answered. "There are seven, supposedly. I don't know, that's just what Maleficent has been telling me. But Wendy's not one of them... Hoist anchor as soon as possible. Leave all the dead weight behind, including her. And maybe those singing pirates you hired when we were parked at Disney World so Wendy could use the bathroom."
"Yo-ho, yo-ho, a pirate's life for me..." sang said pirates, doing a perfectly-coreagraphed dance with mops on the deck.
"I swear, if they sing that song from The Producers one more time..." Riku mumbled, glaring at them and shaking a fist in anger.
"After all the trouble of capturing her? Who will I have to antagonize?" The captain began to whimper and panic. But he regained his composure shortly thereafter and stood up straight. "And why those seven? What is Maleficent planning, anyway?"
"It's a mystery," Riku said in a hushed voice, waving his hands in the air mysteriously. He stopped abruptly and said, "Who knows? As long as it means getting Kairi's humor back, I care not."
"Hmph," hmph'd Captain Hook. "You're wasting your time, BOY! The Farceless have devoured that girl's humor. I'll stake me other hand on it!" He held up his hook hand, caught his mistake, then quickly switched to holding up his real hand. "Arr..."
Riku looked down at the floor determindly. "I will find it... no matter what."
"Uhh, Captain?" came Mr. Smee's nervous voice. Captain Hook turned to his left, where some communication pipes were strategecally placed.
"What?" he snapped.
"The prisoners have escaped," Mr. Smee said meekly. "What's more... PETER PAN'S WITH THEM I'M SO SORRY!" There was an audible loud crash over the pipes.
Captain Hook turned away from the pipe and snapped his fingers. "Blast that Peter Pan!" he said, then he turned back and yelled into the pipe, "All right, then! Bring the hostage to my cabin, Mr. Smee! Hop to it!"
Un-meanwhile...
"What is it, Tink?" Peter asked the frantically pantomiming Tinkerbell.
"Yeah, is Little Timmy stuck in a well?" Sora asked. He and his Disney buddies (sans Peter and Tinkerbell) burst into hysterical laughter. "Oh, oh, I'm sorry, but I've been wanting to say that the whole time!" he managed to say between fits of chuckles, chortles, and giggles.
The other two kind of stared at them for a moment before deciding to ignore that and get back to their interrupted conversation. But it would not be, for at that moment, a familiar voice called down to him.
"Peter? Peter Pan?"
"Wendy!" Peter exclaimed, looking like he was going to explode with excitement.
"Please hurry! The pirates are... whatever are those three laughing about?" she asked, pointing at Sora, Donald, and Goofy, who had still not stopped laughing.
"Oh uh, long story. Bad joke, that's all."
"Ah, well. The pirates are coming!"
"Say WHAAAT?" Peter asked in a high-pitched voice. "I'll be right up there! Just hold on!"
Sora stopped laughing and jumped up. "Wendy?" he asked.
"Yes?"
"Is... is there another girl in there with you?"
Wendy looked to her left, where across the room sat Kairi who was still in the same slumped position she'd been in when Riku had found her. But Sora and Wendy don't know that. "Oh... why yes, but she seems to be asleep. Sitting upright and with her eyes partially opened. But she hasn't budged an inch."
"Kairi?" Sora asked. "Kairi!"
Kairi twitched a little. It could have been completely involuntary, but that would ruin the mood, so let's just say it was because she heard Sora's voice. But, even then, it could've been completely involuntary because when you're just sitting there, somebody calling your name can make you twitch. But enough of that.
This story isn't about involuntary twitching. If it was, then the last 155 pages would've been extremely boring.
Then Kairi was like, dragged away or something.
"Wendy!" Peter cried. He turned to Sora and the gang. "Hey, let's get up there!"
"Couldn't you use your power of flight to like, umm... accelerate enough to cause enough weight and force to be exerted on the grates so that they'd break?" Sora asked randomly.
Peter stared at him for a moment. "Well, I suppose if you wanted me to be turned into ground beef, that's a pretty good way of doing it. Everyone knows that that would happen."
"Not if you were head-first!"
"How do you know?" Peter scoffed, crossing his arms. "And how did we even get on this subject in the first place?"
"Well, I brought it up--"
"That was a rhetorical question."
"...Oh."
So they got their rears in gear and ran up to the door to the room that Wendy and Kairi were in. You know, a whole floor above where they had been before. Da-hurr. It's not like it was on the same part of the ship. That would be stupid.
Peter knocked on the door. "Wendy? Are you in there?" he asked, slamming the side of his face against the door. After a moment, he looked back at Sora and the Heartbreakers. "No answer..."
"Maybe she's being shy," Sora guessed, shrugging flamboyantly.
Everybody stared at him. "Shut up, Sora," Donald finally said with an unamused look.
"What? It might be true!"
"We're on a ship full of pirates. This no time to be joking like that."
"But it's a PARODY!"
"Of what?"
"I don't know. I'm just throwing things out at random now. You know. Like I usually do."
"Ah."
Now, you may be asking yourself, 'why the hell are these conversations so long?' and you may also be happy that I've not written chapters exceeding twenty pages since Agrabah. But that's all gonna change because I was surprised I could write so much before, so now I'm trying to extend the chapters again. Yes, it's a mistake that many people on the left side of politics make, counting their chickens before they hatch and whatnot, but I feel like there's so much more love and care put into longer chapters! I know that's a load of horse pucky, but I find that stories that are longer are sometimes better than the short ones. Except if they're written by fangirls. But let's say they're not. Let's say they're written by fans of a series who just want to write the hell out of it. And then they do, with love in every letter of every word on every page in every chapter. Think of how many sleepless nights the past hundred or so pages cost me. Not many, but still. Let's just say I have spent countless nights awake working on this.
Haha, distracted you!
"Riku wait!" Sora cried in frustration as Riku disappeared like a sissy for the umpteenth time in this fic. I'm not as patient with him as I am with Sora, so that's why you're not getting the exact number of times he's done that.
Then they fought ANTISORA!
"Argh!" Sora argh'd. Well, at first he did look horribly SHOCKED at having to face his dark half, but after a few seconds he just shrugged and shoved it out an open porthole. And for some odd reason he got the Raven's Claw accessory. "That was weird."
"Hey, let's go up this convenient hatch that wasn't here before," Peter pointed out. "At least... I don't think it was."
And so they did. Then they found Wendy, who looked like she'd been pistol-whipped or something.
"Wendy!" Peter said, zooming over to her. "Come on, Tink! Not now..." He turned to Sora's partay as if he hadn't been desperately searching for his pixie friend a moment ago, and said rather nonchalantly, "Well, this is as far as I can go. I've gotta help Wendy."
"Okay whateverz," Sora said in a very grammatically incorrect way.
Some time later...
"Quite an ass that Riku--running off with that girl and whatnot," Captain Hook said, curling his little mustache around his hook and giving Sora some kind of look. Like it was Sora's fault for Riku being there. Which, in some sense, may be true. The captain clicked his tongue. "And we didn't even exchange proper farewells."
"Tch, gosh. Where'd he go?" Sora asked petulantly. Yeah it's no big deal.
"To the ruins of Hollow Bastion, where Maleficent resides. But you shan't be getting there, ye little brine shrimp." He reached behind his back and pulled out a lantern with Tinkerbell inside. She pounded on the glass in vain. "Not without your wee bonny pixie lass, at least, hmm?"
"...I... I guess not..." Sora sighed, and the Keyblade disappeared in a flash of sparkles and glitter. He made a face at the image that had been burned into his retinas.
"Hand over the Keyblade, and I spare your lives," Hook said as the Farceless began surrounding our heroic partay. The captain chuckled. "Be glad I'm merciful, unlike the Farceless. So, which shall it be? The Keyblade, or the plank?"
Tick, tock, tick, tock...
"What was that?" Donald whispered to Goofy.
"Gawrsh... I dunno! Sounds kinda like a clock, Donald. A-hyuck."
Tick, tock, tick, tock...
Captain Hook grew rigid. If he wasn't holding the lantern with his hook hand, he would've dropped it and it would've shattered and Tinkerbell would've gone free and spread sparkles over Cinderella's castle. But that's not the case, is it? "I-i-it's him! Oh, Smee, he's after me other hand!" He ran to the side of the ship, where he kind of made a shooing motion with his hand. "Go away, you nasty beast! Away with you!" He cowered away a little from the side. "I... I can't stand even the sight of him! Smee, you take care of them, I'm going to the cabin!" He shoved the lantern into Mr. Smee's hands and ran off.
Smee poked Sora's back with his cutlass.
"I'm going, geez!" Sora griped, then inched forward.
"Too long!" shouted that one pirate from Pirates of the Caribbean and he stamped one foot on the plank, causing it to buckle and instantaneously make Sora stumble off of it and fall to his watery death at the hands of a crocodile.
"Fly Sora! Just believe, and you can do it!" came Peter's voice oddly fitting into the two seconds it usually takes somebody to fall into the sea from about ten feet up.
And in some other glorious improbability, Sora was suddenly flying through the air with the greatest of ease, just like the man on the flying trapeese. Mad rhyming skillz, suckah.
Peter flew in out of nowhere and grabbed Tinkerbell's imprisonment, then opened the little door on the lantern and set her free. Yay!
Sora floated up by the side of the ship and smiled at Peter. "Thanks!"
"Hey, don't mention it," Peter said modestly. "You didn't honestly think I'd leave you an' Tink behind, didja?"
"Uhh, is that a rhetorical question, too?"
Mr. Smee yelped and ran off to find Captain Hook. Gee! I don't remember him being such a wimp in the movie. Gosh.
Sora landed on the deck and pointed at the group of show-tune pirates, his eyes narrowed dangerously. "You're all going down!"
"Arr! But we just be a group of singing, dancing pirates!" the obvious leader of the group said. He wore a large hat and was the least scurvy-ridden one. He even had a parrot perched on his shoulder. "Ye wouldn't be the kind of person to kill an innocent group such as us, would ye?"
"...Uhh, yes. Yes I would be."
"Arr, I was hopin' that t'weren't yer answer," the leader of the show-tune pirates said disappointedly. He held up a mop and, with a loud 'arr' led the charge with his crew.
Several minutes later...
"Ye know, Captain, I think we should't o' taken just dance lessons at Disney World," said another pirate. They were all tied together around the mast, all of them very beat-up.
"Arr, close yer big mouth, ye scurvy dog," the captain said.
"Uhh, sorry guys!" Sora said. "But it had to be done."
The captain of the show-tune pirates managed to slip one arm out from the ropes that bound them together. "I'll get ye, and yer duck and dog thing too! Someday! Arr, someday, when I have me own ship an' don't have to latch m'self like a barnacle to the Disney Corporation!"
"Yeah!" his crew yelled in unison.
Sora, Donald, and Goofy laughed at their expense. Because for some reason I think seeing a bunch of blood-thirsty pirates tied together to the mast of a ship is both hilarious and also very frightening. Then the trio went to find Captain Hook.
Some time later...
Captain Hook heard a knock-knock-knockin' on his door and said, "Is that you, Smee? Did you finish them off?"
"Aye, Captain," said Mr. Smee's voice from beyond the door. "They walked the plank, every one of 'em."
Hook walked out of his cabin and felt a sharp poke in his rear end. Jumping and turning in surprise, he stared wide-eyed and furious at the snickering Peter Pan, who had his dagger drawn. "P-peter Pan! Blast you!"
"Ready to make a splash you codfish?" Peter said in some form of psuedo-insult, because, after all, this is DISNEY. But then, that didn't stop me from using the word ass, or bastard, or damn. But anyway. "Now it's your turn to walk the plank!"
Captain Hook snorted, rolling his eyes. "What, you think that was threatening in the least? At least when I threaten people, I do it with at least a little feeling."
"Aww, shut up!"
"Make me."
"I will!"
Then they got READY TO RUMBLE and a big fight took place, consisting of much poking, stabbing, hitting with blunt objects, and much button mashing.
At last, Captain Hook, exhausted and bruised and just a little bloodied, staggered to the side of the ship. "Arr! I'll get ye yet, Peter Pan! And your little bunch of misfits, too!"
"Aye, that's wha' we said!"
"Shut up, ye bilge rat!"
Everyone looked to the left. But the pirates were no longer lashed to the mast. And the mast was no longer there. Instead, they looked to the sea where the show-tune pirates had begun to swim toward land, still tied to the ship's mast; they had somehow snapped the mast off and that's how they were floating! Wow. That explanation would've been better about two sentences ago.
"Uhh," said Peter Pan, at a loss for words. So he just shoved Captain Hook over the side and the crocodile ate him up. Argh!
Some time l8r
Sora looked wistfully out an open port-hole, sighing dreamily every now and then, while Donald, Goofy, and Peter huddled in a corner, occassionally glancing worriedly over to the sighing, wistful boy.
"Gawrsh, if Kairi couldn't wake up, maybe she really has lost her--"
Donald nearly slapped him, but merely raised his staff in a threatening manner. "Shh!"
Peter turned to Sora with a slight smile. "Sora."
Sora, somehow blissfully unaware of the fact that Kairi had indeed lost her humor--EVEN THOUGH ALL THE SIGNS POINT TO IT!--he said, smiling widely, "I still can't believe it! I really flew. Wait 'til I tell Kairi... She'll never look at Riku in an interested way again! But then, that'll be kind of hard to believe..." He was obviously in denial.
Or maybe he really didn't know! Just think back to the GAWK comment.
"Well, you can bring her to Neverland sometime, and then she can try it herself," Peter said, also seemingly in denial.
"If you believe, you can do anything, right?" Sora asked, still smiling obliviously. "I'll find Kairi. I know I will. There's so much I want to tell her... about flying, and the pirates, and everything else that's happened! Oh man, I'll definitely attract her attention AWAY from Riku in some weird curve away from him in this diagram I somehow have." He pointed this out, as he, Riku, and Kairi were represented as stick-figures on some PowerPoint presentation, and an arrow starting at Kairi curved just as it was about to reach Riku, then pointed at Sora.
"Where'd you get that?" Peter asked.
"Where'd I get what?"
Indeed, the PowerPoint presentation had mysteriously disappeared.
Tinkerbell arrived to distract everybody from that little bit of idiocy.
"What's that, Tink? What about the Clock Tower? You say something's there?" Peter asked.
"You know, if I totally hadn't done that with my stuffed bear when I was like, five, this would be really awkward and creepy," Sora said. "You know. Not that it isn't now."
"Well ex-CUUUSE us!" Peter said, almost offended. "But she speaks very quietly and the only way to convey what she's saying to everyone else is for me to say it outloud, making me look a fool. But so long as Tink is happy, that's all I care about. I care about MY friends, Sora."
"Sorry."
"You should be."
"But geez, you didn't have to seem so bothered by it."
"Well I was anyway."
"..."
Some time later...
Sora sealed the Neverland Keyhole! Yay!
Then he had a flashback:
"Hey Sora..."
"Yeah?"
"When we grow up, let's get off this island. It's so boring here. We need to see the world."
"Sure, whatever. Hey, wanna go see that new girl at the mayor's house?"
Meanwhile...
Riku collapsed to the ground, trying to catch his breath.
"It was reckless to bring her here without using a vessel," Maleficent said as if it were obvious which it actually kinda was. But Riku's common sense does not exist. "Remember, relying too heavily on the powers of the dark could cost you your humor."
A loud roar echoed throughout the place they were in, but in the script it just says 'a noise was heard from behind', which I think is an understatement.
"Wha..."
"A castaway," Maleficent answered, waving a hand dismisively. "Though his world perished, his humor did not. When we took the princess from his castle, he apparently followed her here through sheer force of will. Kind of like you but with more wits about him."
Riku made a 'WELL' face.
"But fear not. No harm will come to you; you are a pubescent child but he is no match for your power."
"...Gee, when it's said like THAT I seem considerably less cool."
"Not that you were in the first place," said nobody in particular. Then he left because that's what he seems to do best.
"Uhh... my power?"
"Yes, the untapped power that lies within you. Now, child, it's time I gave you this costume that makes you look somewhat like a dominatrix intern and that I tapped into this power and you to realize your full potential."
"What was that about a dominatrix?"
"Nothing, child."
Un-meanwhile...
"Peter, are you really going back to Neverland?" Wendy asked in almost a whine. She was standing on the clock tower, as Sora, Donald, Goofy, and Peter floated nearby. I think.
"'Fraid so," Peter said not looking sorry about it at all. "But we can see each other any time, so long as you don't ever forget about Neverland. That would suck."
They held hands and smiled at each other. But Tinkerbell wouldn't have that and slammed into Wendy at five-miles per hour, effectively sending the girl flying from the top of the clock tower. Luckily, Peter caught her before she got very far, which just steamed Tink's broccoli even more. Yeah by now it's really random I know but bear with it.
"Ugh, gosh, Tink. Hey Sora, mind watching her for me?"
"What? No!" Sora said, but Peter didn't listen and the summon Tinkerbell was bestowed upon him. Sora made a face at him. But on the up-side, he learned the Glide ability and got a new keychain so then he didn't care and forgave Peter.
"Well, we found the Navi-Gummi piece," Donald said, holding up said piece of Navi-Gummi. "Let's go back to town."
"Halloween Town?"
"...No. Traverse Town. You idiot."
"Oh, yeah. Traverse Town."
They all stared at him.
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SORRY FOR THE CRAPPY JOKES AND LACK OF HUMOR!
I just watched a very stupid series of fan-dubs on YouTube that made me laugh extremely hard and now I'm having trouble thinking.
Just bear with it, please. All will be well soon.
LUV AND PIECE!
Wolf McCloud-123
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"Ah!" gasped Sora.
"What?" asketh Donald.
"What the heck was that note up there?"
"Oh that. That was the author. She's sorry for the idiocy of a ninteen-year-old boy who can only think about making fun of gays and drugs," Donald explained.
"Oh. OH! Okay. But... why?"
"Like all other fourteen-year-old girls, the author of this story has a short attention span. But obviously it's large enough for her to write a 164-page novel of a parody."
"Tch. Mine isn't big enough for me to count to ten!" Then he started counting as an example and only got to five before he took off for the Gummi Ship.
TO BE CONTINUED!