Chapter 8 - Can We Stay Please
We see that the past people have been having the time of their life getting to know their kids. They have even got to know Bianca and found out that they like her. It has been one week and they have got to know each and every one of the kids and come to love them all. One night, after they went to the place they call home for a week, Piper, Paige, Phoebe and Leo start to talk after they put down Wyatt and Christopher.
(P) Leo - I think that this place would be great if it was not for the fact that they are alone.
(P) Piper - I know. I have had the time of my life. No demon attacks, no pushy FBI agent, no Daryl and no one to stop us from being together.
(P) Phoebe - I know, if we would have Prue, Andy, Cole, Richard and dad this place would be great to stay forever in.
(P) Paige - Why don't we?
(P) Leo - I don't know, how about we can't drop off the face of the earth.
(P) Paige - Why not? We have told everyone that we went on vacation. We could pull it off by faking our deaths.
(P) Leo - But what about the demons.
(P) Piper - Let them do what they want. We don't care, I miss Chris and I have got attached to his kids, not to mention ours.
(P) Leo - You know he is going to throw a fit. He said that we have to go back in two weeks.
(P) Paige - We can do his thing. He said "Ok, so we set you up for two weeks and then we send you back to your time." so we can stay for the two weeks and go back and get our loves ones and then fake our deaths and then come here and live here for the rest of our lives.
(P) Phoebe and (P) Piper - In peace.
(P) Leo - That might work.
(P) Piper - It should.
(P) Phoebe - But how do we get Cole.
(P) Piper - Wyatt said that he has his powers but don't like to use them so we tap into his powers.
(P) Phoebe - Like with my Empathic powers.
(P) Piper - Right.
(P) Phoebe - I think that I got them back, did I tell you?
(P) Paige - Really?
(P) Phoebe - Yes, I jumped that ghost writer Les.
(P) Piper - What makes you think that you have your powers back? Because of that? You always do that.
(P) Phoebe - That is funny Piper. Really funny.
(P) Piper - It is true, you jumped that cop that time when we got infected with the sins.
(P) Phoebe - Well, Leo was infected with the sloth.
(P) Leo - Don't remind me.
(P) Paige - Huh? Help me out here.
(P) Piper - Pre-Paige. It was a demon who possessed us with the seven deadly sins. I was gluttony. Phoebe was lust. Prue was pride and Leo was sloth. We had to do something selfless to break the curse, and our problem was Prue. What could break pride? We ended up forcing the demon to remove it from Prue. I was hurt from it, as of Phoebe who was shot at. Leo seen he was needed and it broke. But we had to kill the demon to get the pride out.
(P) Paige - That sound fun.
(P) Leo - I was so lazy. Piper was shop crazy. Phoebe was all over every guy. Prue: she was on a roll, she was trying to save everyone and got grazed by a bullet and didn't know.
(P) Phoebe - Sound like someone else I know.
(P) Leo - That was what scared me so much, he was so much like Cole and Prue.
(P) Piper - Yes, he definitely is like his aunt and uncle.
(P) Phoebe - Hey, don't make it sound like their married! That's my man!
(P) Paige shutters.
(P) Piper - Sorry. Well, lets get a good nights sleep. We will need it if we're to fake our deaths in a few days.
They say their goodnights and head to bed. All happy and certain that this will work.
The next morning
The girls are up and at 'em real early the next day. REAL early for (P) Paige and (P) Phoebe. Leo and Piper just awoke a few hours prior to their regular wake-up call.
(P) Paige - Coffee, coffee, coffee…
(P) Piper - Here, here, here… before you take someone's head off.
(P) Phoebe - Hey, gimme some of that sweet ambition.
(P) Piper - Here you go. Ok, me and Leo have been talking, and we've decided that, if you agree, we are going to fake our deaths via a plane crash.
(P) Phoebe - Well, yeah, that's what I was thinking too. We told everybody we went to Siberia.
(P) Paige - Yeah, I kinda wish we did.
(P) Phoebe, (P) Piper and (P) Leo - PAIGE!
(P) Paige - holding up her hands for her defense - I said kinda.
(P) Piper - What is a better vacation: Siberia or a hell world where Chris is and then we decide we're sta… - she cuts off just in time -
Chris - Hey, we're sta…ing what?
(P) Piper - I was saying what is better a vacation in Siberia is better or a hell world where Chris is and then we decide we're stationing here for 2 whole weeks.
Chris - Oh, ok. SO… what's going off on your little world. Why you up so early.
(P) Piper - We only got 1 week…
(P) Paige - Yeah, not even a week… More like 5 days and then, sadly, we go 'poof'…
Chris - That is SO not funny. That man almost cost me as much a Mr. Right and Wrong. Almost. They cost me a little more.
(P) Phoebe - Well, if you hadn't tampered with the pheromones, then you wouldn't have been in trouble.
Chris - What is this, bash-on-Chris day. First Bianca, then mom, then Wyatt and now you!
Suddenly, realization sets and Chris turns red from embarrassment, and the (P) girls laugh as (P) Leo just stands there.
Chris - Ops. I just stuck my foot in my mouth.
(P) Piper - wrapping her arms around him comforting - Sweetie, it's ok. I love you.
Chris - I love you too. Ok, so you guys can come and eat breakfast with us if you like. If you want to, I'd boogie, because I'm barely gonna get my fork in. - he orbs out as (P) Phoebe and (P) Paige dashed for the door -
(P) Piper - calling - You know, you guys could orb.
(P) Phoebe grabs (P) Paige's hand and they orb away. Piper and Leo laugh.
(P) Piper - Breakfast?
(P) Leo - Yours, absolutely.
(P) Piper - The boys are asleep, we're alone… - she cocks an eyebrow -
(P) Leo - PIPER, it's only been 2 months!
(P) Piper - So, we waited the 6 months thing with Wyatt, lets try something a little… um, different. C'mon Leo, what is it gonna hurt?
(P) Leo - Piper, sweetie, you had C-section, you almost died, you…
(P) Piper - … want to get back with your husband. Leo, come on! I want this.
(P) Leo - Piper, you might want this, but…
(P) Piper, having enough, blows him up, when he reforms completely and about to complain, she freezes him. She picks him up and carries him upstairs, barely. When she gets upstairs, Leo unfreezes…
(P) Leo - PIP…ER!
2 weeks updeath day… um, fake death day
The family is all gathered in the extended attic, saying goodbye to the past people. Chris is super suspicious, because Paige is crying heavily into a tissue… or is she? That is Chris's question. Everyone is trying to comfort her, including Chris, but he believes his aunt is hiding something BIG.
Chris - thinking - 'something tells me "we're stationing" is not what they we're saying.'
They all have a group hug, but Taylor breaks it.
Taylor - HELP! HELP!
Chris - panicking - Where is Taylor!
Taylor - IN HERE! HELP!
Chris - Everyone, separate, Taylor's caught between us!
Taylor - Thank you…
Chris - No problem, baby.
(P) Piper - Bye.
Chris - Bye…
Everyone but Chris - BYE!
The girls turn to the portal and walk though.
Chris - Something tells me this is not the last of them we'll be seeing.
Piper - What do you mean?
Chris - Since when does aunt Paige cry on goodbyes?
Paige - Well, I agree, but I've not lost you like she is.
Chris - Still not convinced.
Aunt P. - Me either.
Chris - Too close, too close!
Leo - Sorry, son.
Chris - Why?
Leo - I don't know, I just felt as if I should say it again. Sorry.
Aunt P. - Leave me some room to apologize, sorry. I know it's to close to your last works.
Chris - Seriously… You either… - he shivers - I still can't believe I left that world with 2 words!
Piper - You we're in pain…
Chris - Yeah, you don't have to tell me that. Give me a devils athame any ole day!
Leo - Are you sure? That thing takes 1 whole year to kill you…
Chris - I'll be used to the pain by then… 30 minutes is just not enough time! I'd prefer a year of intense… ok, maybe not!
Leo - Thought so.
Chris - I want to make a crusade to destroy all pointy structures. Can I?
The doomed people all share a knowing look and look back at Chris, who is wearing a 'pretty please' look. They laugh.
Real World
The present Halliwell's are gathering all things that they would need and things that they would need for the supposed trip. Piper calls Shelia, and tells her NOT to tell Darryl, understanding, Shelia agrees. They call up everything that is needed, and call Victor. He says he will come over immediately. They summon Grams and Mom, but they have their own version of what will happen.
Grams - I don't care girls…
(P) Piper - Grams, please, we don't have time for this…
Grams and Mom - I don't care girls, I'm going!
Mom - Piper Lynn, you listen to me, I am your mother and when I say I'm going, I'm going. Phoebe Lue, Paige Lynette. That goes for you as well.
Grams nods, the girls sigh.
(P) Paige - You guys chit-chat, I have some business to attend to.
(P) Leo - Ok, Paige. Patty, Penny, I understand why…
Grams - NO! My mind is made up.
(P) Piper - Well, we just lost.
(P) Leo - Not yet…
Grams - calmly as ever - Leonardo Del Wyatt, if you plan on going, you best scoot over.
(P) Piper - Leonardo.
(P) Leo - Penelope Louise Baxter-Halliwell.
Grams - Ok, ok, ok!
(P) Phoebe - Oh, cat fight.
(P) Leo - I don't like my first name, so when she calls me it, I call her, her middle.
Mom - Yeah, she wouldn't even let me call Phoebe 'Louise' because she hated that name.
(P) Phoebe - I don't blame her.
Everyone looks at her weird.
(P) Phoebe - Sorry.
Grams - It's ok. Anyway, how are we going?
(P) Piper - Spell. - the doorbell rings - Oh, that must be dad.
Mom - You are taking Victor, but you were just going to inform us. I should ground you all.
(P) Piper - Sorry mom.
Mom - Your not quite off the hook yet.
(P) Phoebe - We know. We have to find Prue.
Grams - not realizing she said it aloud - Good luck, we can't.
Mom - MOTHER!
Grams - Did I say it loud enough.
(P) Piper and (P) Phoebe - Yes, you did…
Kitchen
(P) Paige is talking to a man, whom is unknown by us at this time being, when they hear her sisters scream 'GRAMS!'
(P) Paige - Please forgive them. I need to speak to you, that's why I've called.
Man - Yes, Paige, what is it sweetheart?
(P) Paige - Well, me and my sisters are going to a hell world…
Man - What! Are you completely crazy.
(P) Paige - No, my nephew is there. He sealed off the world and it trapped him there. He's with the future family, but we've agreed that we like it there and decided to stay. There is nothing there that can pose a threat. It's peaceful. Just the family. We can go anywhere we want, do what we want and nobody can say a thing… and I wanted to know if you'd like to go… cause we're never coming back…
Man - Do what? Your never coming back. Paige, what about your life… you know, friends, loved ones, your careers, your social relationships… dating. Marriage, kids…
(P) Paige - No, no, no. We've gotten everything we need, knowledge wise. We're getting our husbands and telling everyone that knows us and is magical or knows magic except Darryl about this… we're faking our deaths.
Man - So, you want me to tag along, do you?
(P) Paige - Well, yeah. You are my closest blood relative besides my sisters that's still alive.
Man - I'd love to go, Paige. What are fathers for?
(P) Paige and Sam hug and enter into the attic.
Attic
When they enter, they see Victor has just found out.
(P) Victor - So you're sentencing yourselves to a damned world for all eternity.
(P) Piper - Yes.
(P) Victor - To never return.
(P) Phoebe - Yeah.
(P) Victor - With Leo.
(P) Piper - YES!
(P) Victor - With your 2 year old and 2 month old sons.
(P) Leo - Yes.
(P) Victor - With your dead grandmother and mom.
Mom and Grams - Yes.
(P) Victor - To leave behind everything you ever dreamed of.
(P) Piper - As strange as this sounds, yes.
(P) Victor - And you want me to come as well.
(P) Paige - getting into the conversation, with Sam securely tucked behind the door - Yes, if you wish. We're not pointing a gun at your head.
(P) Victor - Ok, WHY DO YOU WANT TO DO THIS!
(P) Piper - Chris is there, dad, and it's peaceful.
(P) Victor - A hell world peaceful? It also might be the product of NOBODY'S there. And what do you mean Chris is there. I thought he was here.
(P) Piper - No, he died, and was sent there 2 months ago.
(P) Victor - Christopher?
(P) Piper - No, dad, you're doing it again. Adult version.
(P) Victor - sitting down - What?
(P) Leo - Yeah, he bled to death.
(P) Victor - What do I need?
Sam - stepping out - Is there enough room for little ole me?
Mom - happily - Sam?
(P) Victor - angry and rising from his seat - SAM!
Sam - Hi. How ya doing?
(P) Victor - with a look that could kill… Sam - Better now.
Sam - Ut oh. I'm really sorry about stealing her, but I am not sorry about Paige.
(P) Paige - Thanks… I think.
(P) Piper - Dad, back off. Hello Sam.
Sam - Hello.
(P) Leo - How are you?
Sam - Not too good, I'm afraid. Hello Patty.
(P) Victor - Back away and back off.
Mom - Victor, please, calm down until you get to the hell world.
Sam - Excuse me.
Mom - When he arrives, then he can have a heart attack. It won't matter if he's dying there, he can't.
(P) Victor - Oh, good point. How are we going? Orbing? That seems like a hell world transportation to me, and feels like one.
(P) Piper - laughing - No, we're opening a portal.
(P) Victor - Ok, so when does this magical subway take ride.
(P) Piper - As soon as we kill ourselves.
(P) Victor - WHAT! You did not mention this in the brochure. Was it in the fine print?
(P) Phoebe - No daddy, we're faking our deaths.
(P) Victor - Oh, ok, well… when do we KILL ourselves?
(P) Piper - Soon. I'm not sure if we're gonna have dad have a heart attack or have him move far, far away after we die.
(P) Victor - I don't know, but you'd better chose soon.
(P) Paige - Well, I have to find Collin, Courtney, Connor and Connie.
(P) Phoebe - Oh, yes we do. And we have to break Cole out of Purgatory.
Mom - Cole? I thought he died.
(P) Phoebe - Yeah, but Chris broke him out?
Grams - What does Chris have to do with this?
(P) Leo - picking up Christopher - This is Chris, you're THIRD nephew.
Grams - Since when did Phoebe or Paige have a son? Piper couldn't have.
(P) Leo - They didn't, Prue did.
Grams - What? She had a kid in hell…
(P) Leo - knowing if he didn't clear this up soon, things could get ugly - NO! She's alive.
(P) Victor - stared to open his mouth to loudly protest, but was interrupted by Leo - What do you mean hell, and what do you mean alive?
(P) Leo - They thought she was in hell and she didn't die. She's 2 doors down.
(P) Victor - Oh, ok. So, who's going to go get her?
(P) Leo - That would be me.
(P) Victor - Calmly - No way.
(P) Piper - Dad!
(P) Victor - What? I never liked the man, he's not good enough for you. Think about it Piper, he left you alone pregnant for how many months?
(P) Piper - Six, but I never told him… it was my fault.
(P) Victor - Nothing is your fault, sweetie.
(P) Phoebe and (P) Paige laugh, with (P) Piper snickering.
(P) Piper - You've been gone, dad, big things have changed.
(P) Phoebe - BIG!
(P) Piper - Phoebe?
(P) Phoebe - Yes?
(P) Piper - Shut up. - she smiles sweetly to her parents and grandmother -
Grams - Oh god, not only did she fill her shoes, she filled her ego!
(P) Piper - I'll take that as a compliment.
Grams - Ok, but it's not.
Mom - Mother! Prudence was very good.
Grams laughs.
(P) Phoebe - By the way, he is her 5th nephew. Me and Paige have 2 boys before him, thank you.
Grams - When?
(P) Phoebe - We'll explain everything later. Now, we have to find a way to get Prue back.
Grams walks over to the pedestal.
Grams - Uh, where's the book?
(P) Piper - Supplies? What? When they come to go though our things, do you want them to find occult things?
Grams - No, but…
(P) Piper - Grams, we're leaving in like 30 minutes.
Grams - Good point. So, how are you gonna get us out?
Mom - We just leave. If Vincent can't find us, he'll give up a fight a while, but eventually will give up.
Grams - I don't know. Those darn West Virginians give up pretty darn hard.
(P) Phoebe - If he wants to come to a hell world to find you, let him try.
Grams - I don't know, he might. He's been calling for a Christopher Halliwell who was just - looking at Christopher - born 2 months ago since I got there.
Mom - Since I'VE got there.
(P) Piper - What happened?
Grams - Demon kibble. 10 years old.
(P) Piper - ripping Christopher out of Leo's arms - Ok, lets go, lets go. We've got a hell world to attend. He is NOT dying again. Never.
(P) Leo - Ok, Piper, you get Richard. I'll go and get P and Andy. Phoebe, tap into Christopher's powers and resurrect Cole. Paige, find the kids. - throwing him his keys - Sam, go and clean out our lockers, would ya. I can't get up there. There is nothing up there I want to keep besides my picture. Would ya get it?
Sam - after catching the keys - Sure. - he orbs out -
(P) Victor - What do I do?
(P) Piper - Paige, take dad to his house on you're way out. Dad, get the things you want to take with you. Ok.
(P) Victor - Oh god. - they orb out -
They all go do what Leo dictated.
Prue's House
(P) Leo knocks on the door and waits patiently. When the door opens, a little boy answers the door.
Boy - snickering - Hello. May I help you?
(P) Leo - Hello, Andy, Jr. Where is your mommy?
(P) Andy, Jr. - smiling broadly and swinging back and forth - Kitchen.
(P) Leo - May I come in.
(P) Andy, Jr. - still swinging, just this time, sucking his thumb - How old is Christopher?
(P) Leo - 2 months.
(P) Andy, Jr. - just swinging - No. - he slams the door shut -
(P) Leo - Andy, Jr.!
(P) Andy, Jr. - behind the door - Go away for another 4 months.
(P) Leo - We don't have 4 months, Andy, Jr.
(P) Andy, Jr. - And why is that?
(P) Leo is about to answer when he hears a little girls voice.
(P) Patricia - Andy, Jr. Let him in. It's urgent.
(P) Andy, Jr. opens the door, not really wanting to.
(P) Patricia - Now, go watch cartoons.
(P) Andy, Jr. runs off.
(P) Patricia - Please, come in and have a seat. Do you need something?
(P) Leo - No, I can't believe it. They did say you were very smart for your age.
(P) Patricia - I don't mean to brag, but yeah. Just a bit.
(P) Leo - You're too much like your cousin. Well, do you know why I'm here?
(P) Patricia - Yes, I do. You are here to get mom and dad as well as my brother and I to execute your plan of escaping to the doomed world. I can't say the real name.
(P) Leo - Darn, your smart. Well, can I see her?
(P) Patricia - You may, if she allows it. - she points to the kitchen and walks off -
(P) Leo rises off the couch and gently walks into the kitchen, trying not to alarm (P) Aunt P.
(P) Leo - knocking on the door frame in the kitchen to make him known - Excuse me.
(P) Aunt P. - twirls on her heels and holds out her hand for leverage, that is until she sees him - Leo? What are you doing here… wait, what am I doing her?
(P) Leo - Sweetie, it's a long story. Piper didn't die, We're married with 2 kids and you have 3 kids with…
(P) Aunt P. - Andy!
(P) Leo - Yeah. Well, we need to talk to you.
(P) Aunt P. - So, what about?
(P) Leo - We're… leaving.
(P) Aunt P. - panicking - Leaving. What do you mean by leaving? Leaving how?
(P) Leo - Wait, Pure. Just settle down. We're going to a hell world. And before you say something, our future son sealed off his original world and died. So he's in this hell world. It's peaceful, no demons, no bad, just family. 91 people, we're not gonna be lonely.
(P) Aunt P. - But what about the demons?
(P) Leo - We're leaving them to do as they wish. Look at it as a 'retirement.'
(P) Aunt P. - No, look at it as 'quitting.' Cause that's what it is.
(P) Leo - No, we want our son, Prue. Please see it our way. He died in my arms Prue. MY ARMS!
(P) Aunt P. - sarcastically - So that is enough to let the demons run a mock. Just let them do whatever they please, just because you lost your son. I see it your way.
(P) Leo - Everyone else agrees, Prue.
(P) Aunt P. - No, everyone else gave up. You have had all this time to think about yourselves. Not about the world. What is to happen to all the innocents?
(P) Leo - What innocents? Chris was killed by an elder! My mentor! So, do tell, what good is there? If the ones who want us to do this, do bad things. They kill, destroy lives, allow hundreds of witches to die DAILY, and everything else! What good is there?
(P) Aunt P. - Leo, just because there is one bad apple, doesn't mean the tree didn't produce any good ones.
(P) Leo - No, then why did Mike say that Gideon wasn't alone in his thinking. That they feared my union with a charmed one would produce a great evil and not give Wyatt a chance.
(P) Aunt P. - Wyatt, I thought your son was Chris?
(P) Leo - They both are. Can't you see Prue? Chris is half elder! What if they discover that he exists? What will become of HIM! Your nephew!
(P) Aunt P. - Leo, I know just as much as you, if not more, what family means. Once, me and my sisters got a question. If the building is on fire, do you save one sibling or five strangers? At first, it was sibling. Now, it's strangers.
(P) Leo - No, Prue. You're wrong. This is my SON, not SIBLING! This is an infant, not an adult who could take care of himself… or had a long life to reflect upon. He is 2 months.
(P) Aunt P. - Sweetie, then why is this even an option. He needs a social environment.
(P) Leo - What is more than 91 people?
(P) Aunt P. - 92.
(P) Leo sighs.
(P) Leo - Prue, please, see it our way. This is the only way out. There will be others. There will be other witches. You're not the only ones.
(P) Aunt P. - Let me go home and get a more clear vision of this decision.
(P) Leo - Ok. Lets go. ANDY, JR. PATRICIA!
(P) Aunt P. - I'll call Andy.
(P) Leo - Ok.
They separate for a moment.
Manor
(P) Leo and (P) Aunt P. enter the attic, following closely behind is a very amazed (P) Andy, Jr. and (P) Patricia and a worried (P) Andy, Sr.
(P) Aunt P. - Piper!
(P) Piper - PRUE!
They hug and shed a few tears until (P) Phoebe pushes her out of the way.
Mom walks over to (P) Paige.
Mom - whispering - You know, she's your sister too. Just tell her who you are and she'll welcome you with open arms, I promise.
(P) Paige nods, and walks over. (P) Phoebe jumps at the opportunity to introduce her half sister to her whole sister.
(P) Phoebe - Prue, this is Paige.
(P) Paige - Your half sister. Hello.
(P) Aunt P. - looking at Patty - Mom? Is this the baby you had that day?
Mom - Yes, sweetheart. It is. I thought you'd remember.
(P) Aunt P. - How could I not? A sister don't show up everyday.
(P) Paige - Although it sure does look like it will with nieces and nephews… and kids.
(P) Aunt P. - Yeah, 91 people. How did that come about?
(P) Piper - Well, you will have 14 kids, I will have 11, Phoebe and Paige has 13 apiece. You have 1 grandkid. I have 12. Phoebe has 3 and Paige has 1. Then 4 resistance members plus Shane. Then we have your daughter's boyfriend, my kids boyfriends/girlfriends and wife's. Phoebe's daughter's boyfriend and Paige's daughter's boyfriend--then Kelly. Then when we get there, it should double.
(P) Phoebe - Chris is gonna kill us.
(P) Paige - Well, at least we will be with him, because we can't die!
They all go though the chain of events to get everything done and it is in fact done successfully, with the kids being summoned 2nd to last. Their deaths is last. Poor, poor innocent plane. It hit that ever poorer mountain and left nothing in it's wake except a new cavern.
Radio announcer - Breaking news. The well known columnist, club owner and boyfriend to Richard Montana, Phoebe and Piper Halliwell and Paige Matthew's plane has just crashed on the outskirts of Switzerland. If there is any survivors is unknown, but all I can say is it is looking doubtful. We will keep you updated. The family was flying solo.
The girls and the ones present all high-five successfully.
(P) Paige - WE'RE DEAD!
(P) Aunt P. - jokingly - Again.
Grams - Ready.
(P) Piper - holding the spell - Yessireebob!
They all connect hands for more power, the magical ones that is, and chant together.
Magical ones that can talk - Hear the worlds of us rise, give us what we wish for our prize; we have done all that is asked, open a portal and show us a new path.
A portal shows up, but not before a booming voice.
Voice - Do you know what you're doing?
(P) Piper - Yes.
Voice - You are sure. All of you. Once you step though, you are doomed.
(P) Phoebe - I hardly call that doomed. I call it saved.
Voice - Very well. Proceed.
It disappears. They step though.
A portal appears on the far wall of the attic, where, by happen, Chris was reading and having a little R&R. When they step though…
Chris - I just knew it. WHAT are you doing here.
(P) Phoebe - Moving in.
(P) Paige - throwing her arms around him - Is our house still free.
Chris - NO, NO, NO! It is not free, now go back before it's to late.
(P) Phoebe - It's already to late. We're dead.
Chris - WHAT!
(P) Piper - proudly - We faked our deaths.
Chris - Oh, I have to sit down.
(P) Leo - Is something wrong, son.
Chris - Yes, my family has lost their minds. YOU DOOMED YOURSELVES!
(P) Aunt P. - I hardly call this doomed.
(P) Phoebe - Hey, find your own lines.
(P) Leo - Oh, now you like the idea.
(P) Aunt P. - Sorry.
(P) Victor - Hey, I missed you SO much!
Chris - putting his head in his hands - You too?
Sam - Everyone came.
Chris - Even gramps. (A/N: I can not think who done that, but thank you for the idea. All rights are your and praises. Great idea!)
Sam - Yep, I guess.
Piper comes walking in, then stops dead in her tracks.
Piper - Um, Chris.
Chris - Don't ask. I told you, I told you we hadn't seen the last of them. They killed themselves and moved in.
Piper - What?
(P) Piper - Faked. Faked our deaths.
Chris - Same difference.
(P) Phoebe - Well, me and Cole has some catching up to do, see ya. - to Cole - It's across the street to the left - Cole shimmers their family (Phoebe, Collin, Courtney and himself) out, Chris whines louder -
Chris - This is unbelievable. I can not believe this. They doomed themselves.
(P) Piper - placing her arms around his neck - Don't worry so much, sweetie, it gives you wrinkles. This is an eternity world, could you imagine how many wrinkles you could get from an eternity?
The sisters all link hands with their loved one with transporting, after Piper lets go of course, and transport to home.
Chris - And they call me neurotic.
Piper laughs. They share a mother and son moment.
End of Chapter 8 - Can We Stay Please
The End