- Dirty Dancin' -

Warnings: This is a purely amateur laughs YAOI fan-fiction. Boyxboy If you are in any way homophobic I advise you to either be more open minded or go hide in a hole somewhere!

You have been warned !!glares

Aloha ladies and gentlemen coughs- This is my first attempt, at a YAOI story, please be gentle with me, limit your insults to 2 or less XD, and don't curse me shields herself . – Sookybabi

P.S I hope I can please you!

Basic concept: Born into the world with nothing, you've got to take chances. For Naruto he gets deeper then he wishes for.

Intended Pairings: Naru/Kakashi, Naru/? And Naru/? And Naru/? Gosh, doesn't Naruto sound slutty! :3 The pairings hopefully be revealed in the future...if I have any!

Disclaimers: I own Naruto. lawyers poking my side –cough- If I was Kishimoto sensei! "There I said it happy? Now leave me alone!"


Prelude:

I was unwanted, unloved by the women that gave me birth to me...disowned in a dirty bathroom in some cheap hotel, it was the type that certain people went to.

There was no notification of my birth; I don't have a birth certificate...

I don't even know when I was born...

It's like it wouldn't matter if I had continued to exist, as my birth serves no importance...

I was abandoned...

I continue living for the sake of my "father", the man who saved me from a cruel death, the one who claimed me as his own and gave me my identity.


-Dirty Dancin' -

Chapter 1

-Iruka's Apartment-

"Otou-s-an," Naruto whined to the tired figure who was lazily slouching on a battered armchair. His small smooth hand gripping and pulling on the man' sleeve.

"Ne...I'm sure you can spare a few notes just for my allowance?"

"Naruto, money is tight right now! You should understand out of all people!" answered the frustrated Iruka. "They've been cutting back on my shifts. I'll have to get a second job or sell a limb at this rate or I won't be able to feed you!" frown lines appeared on the brunettes fro.

Naruto wilted at this comment but remained determined to pester the man some more.

" Otou-s-an-n-n-n-n-n-n" he complained in his special manipulative voice.

Iruka shoke his head indicating that Naruto attempts to launder money off him was futile.

Seeing that it had no reward, the teen pulls a cute pouting face which required him to press his lips together and squeezing his eyebrows inwards to give the full effect. Iruka looked at the boy and is persuaded in just moments, giving in; he could never resist that face the kid pulled each time he wanted to weasel his way around and get advantage of things.

Naruto smiles secretly, Iruka has always been a sucker for cuteness! When the time called for some ass-saving, this trick got him all the time.

Iruka hesitantly handed Naruto three ten dollar bills.

The teen instantly pounced on his father, embraced him in an affectionate hug then gave him a soft peck on the cheek.

"mpuawhs! You're the greatest!" cheered the happy blonde.

"Naruto, don't go spending that in one blow. You need to appreciate money more, save some for a rainy day." He advised to Naruto leaving towards their bedroom.

"Yes, Mo-t-her! I understand! I'll be out to buy some stuff!" Naruto replied hurriedly.

"Hold on, young man!" Iruka commanded.

Naruto halted in his steps.

"Just what exactly are you going to buy?"Iruka questioned.

"Just a pair of jeans...mmm.... I'll restock on the instant ramen and maybe snacks!" He responded.

"What's wrong with the ones you've got on, I thought I patched it up for you?" Iruka raised an eyebrow.

"Otousan, people can still see my undies!" Naruto retorted a little embarrassed, turning around pointing to an obvious gaping hole located on his left buttocks, his panda bear patterned underwear shining through.


-Konoha's City Mall-

Naruto grumps, he sat by himself on an uncomfortable steel chair very tired and very very hungry. He rested his chin on the laminated table and closed his eyes.

'Finding a stupid job, sure is harder then algebra at school', thought Naruto who was glad he dropped out last semester. His face drupes at the thought of Iruka working like a slave to support them.

Determined to find a job, he leaves for the stores on the sixth level. He might as make the most of today's chance.

If Iruka found out that he lied ...

The blonde shuddered.

Naruto sighed heavily, as he made his way through the crowded walkway. By now it was flustered by mothers' dragging their crying and whining brats along. Naruto tells himself not to ever have kids.

Absent-mindedly he looked through the glass of the elevator, killing off the time waiting to reach the sixth floor. Voices echoed in the small room, Naruto tried to catch the conversation he had his back to.

A childish giggle.

"Arai? Sakura-chan what's so funny?" asked a girls voice.

"shhhhhhhhh...Ino!"warned the girl, Sakura.

A few seconds later, the two girls giggled simultaneously.

Naruto blushed, his cheeks immediately pink. He had figures out what they were laughing at.

(N.B:hole in his pants and his panda undies laughs )

The elevator stopped, second floor. To Naruto's relief the girls got off. He didn't even have the courage to look at their faces. It was quiet embarrassing. Wishing that who ever was left in the elevator didn't spot it.

Third floor, a crowd of the occupants got out. Making the elevator quieter, Naruto heard someone shift, across the near empty room. There was still someone left. Naruto waited patiently tapping a slender finger against the glass.

Suddenly Naruto feels something touching his backside...

He quickly dismisses it as an accident, not bothering to turn around. There was no apology from who ever had bumped into him.

Naruto's face turns crimson as he felt the touch again this time it was certainly not a mistake, a large hand slowly caresses the curve of his bottom. His naked skin tingled under his worn-out jeans. A partner joins in, now both hands began to mold and massage the attractive backside.

Naruto stood shocked, at of all days he was stuck with some sick molester in a lift! Feeling uneasy, Naruto contemplates whether he should he turn around to slap the stranger or just hold on and wait to get out of the room.

One hand pinches his right cheek!

"Ow!" Naruto yelps at the pain, turns around to catch the pervert!!

To his surprise, Naruto finds a handsome grey haired man instead of a middle-aged pervert he had in mind. The man smiles at him, he is wearing a tailored suit which made him appear respectable. Weirdest thing that sets him out, he had some kind of mask on his face, which only left his eyes in view. Naruto pauses, continuing to study the taller man.

With out notice, the man reached out to stroke Naruto's face, so fast that Naruto didn't have time to flinch.

The stranger grins at him mischievously crinkling his eyes.

"You're quiet cute. Plus you've got a nice body, and one fine ass" sounding pleased.

"You P-p-pervert!" Naruto stutters then yells "Why did you just touch me like that!?"

"My, my... you're even sexier when you're angry." Notes the man who was entertained by each moment of harassing Naruto.

Naruto opens his mouth to say something rude to the man just to give him a piece of his mind. A finger is placed on the teens flushed lips, to silence him. Unexpectedly the older man lent down to place his lips where his fingers where. His lips met Naruto's virgin lips, lasting for a short moment.

Taking some time for Naruto to realize the man had stolen a kiss, he quickly moved back towards the glass wall. Making him feel like a trapped animal.

-The elevator stops at the fifth floor, the man prepares to leave-

"My name is Kakashi" the man informs him, "If you want to make some easy money, contact me."

Naruto fixes his eyes on the outstretched hand inches away from him, its contents some sort of expensive looking business card. He angrily swipes it from the man called Kakashi.

The stranger left giving Naruto a devilish glance. Naruto watched as the elevator doors close, diminishing his view of his attacker. He looks down onto the glossy card in his hands, reading the details.

Midnight Club

Ketsuaki Mansion

Manager: Hatake Kakashi

Followed by a few numbers and lastly he read

Owner: Uchiha Itachi

Still occupied by the paper, Naruto traced his finger on an odd a fan shaped symbol was pressed into the card.

Maybe this was the answer to his problem...


Hello chums! I must thank you for reading to the end of this! bows down. I 'm trying my best to set out the characters (-.-") and get the storyline on fire! Hohoho. Feel free to comment, insult or knaw at my arm. R & R are always welcomed...or else I wouldn't know whether to continue !

Once again thank you for reading my first crappy description of Kakashi coping a feel of Naruto

(-evil laugh-)

Hope to hear from you,

Sookybabi