Warnings: Cheesy Yaoi. Slight foul language. Boys, men and more boys...

Disclaimers: I love Naruto; I wish I was Kishimoto sensei. XD

Author's note:

Dearest pumpkin pies, Thank you for your lovely and inspirational reviews (laughs) I really mean it! Please support and guide me into the murky future.

You'll find my long winded and incoherent babbling responses to your kind comments right over at the end of this chappy!

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I've just started this story, but trust me...my life has changed (lol) It's become an obsession ... I want my sleep back XD. In addition I've got a treat for everyone! Go to my profile (click my name )and you'll find a link!! It's worth it if you like something to drool over :3 It's my gift to you!

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Thanking you lovely people, Enjoy! Ja ne !

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- Dirty Dancin' -

Chapter 2

-Late afternoon-

Naruto cursed himself for the dead weight he gripped in his slender hands. Feeling slightly annoyed but overall pleased that he made it for the mega bargain sale at three before returning home. He grinned, savoring his victory.

He was now waddling like a duck, his steps wavering from side to side as he towed plastic bags crammed with can soup and instant ramen. Dreading the agony, Naruto decided to take a short cut, just a small detour through an alley, which would save him the exercise of being crushed to death by his groceries.

Naruto's eyes traced the narrow path that he hated walking through. It is always empty and way too clean for this side of the town. Releasing a sigh, Naruto picked up his paced and started for the other side with his luggage.

The blonde mindlessly made his way, his attention slipping carelessly onto the unmarked brick walls of the apartment buildings, then to a restricted view of the darkening sky.

A Light drumming of footsteps interrupted his train of thoughts.

Naruto looked towards the source of the soft pacing. To his utter surprise, he found a figure dressed in nothing but a mid-length white yakuta bolting bare footed towards him. That's certainly not something you see every day thought Naruto pausing. Thinking that he was delusional, Naruto blinked and shook his head in disbelief. He squinted back to the end of the passage. Definitely someone there was heading to him. The person came closer, the face was clearer now, a girl?

Still a little bit confused to the events around him. Naruto stood on his spot, thinking it was best to carefully map which direction he'd step aside to allow her through. He watched older girl move slightly to the right, Naruto moved left.

Bad decision...

(N.B: Hehe they both moved to the left)

"GAHh!" Her weight impacted unintentionally with a loud oomph mixed with the rustling plastic.

"WAaa!!" The blonde cried out as the taller girl knocked both of them over. His heart shattered as he fell backwards and his precious load slipped out of his grasp. Both of them watched the array of colorful plastic packages and cans that flew up then down with gravity littering the clean surface of the path.

Naruto landed fuming on the hard surface.

"Hey! You should really watch where you're going!" Naruto spat bitterly as he collected himself off the ground. "Geez, Otousan will spank me for wasting all this stuff!" He exclaimed patting off dust, turning around to survey the damage, his dinner for the whole week laid spoilt on the ground.

"Gomen Nasai" Brown eyes gazed into Naruto's. Her

"Are you hurt? I am... I ...mean It's my fault, I didn't mean ...I'm just in a hurry." mellow voice quickly apologized.

Naruto diverted his attention to the girl who was still on the ground, surrounded by the sea of food.

"I'm okay, Can you get up?" honestly worried about the stranger with long silky black hair.

Naruto looked at her, she was sprawled in a very un-lady like position, her white robe ridden up her smooth flawless thighs.

Naruto stared uncontrollably, his blue crystals wide and curious.

The girl smiled at him, wandering why he was gawking at her.

She traced his view...

A pink shade washed over her pretty cheeks, aware of his eyes she immediately drew the material of her thin outfit to cover her exposed thighs.

"Ummm..."Naruto started, a little embarrassed that he got caught in the act.

Suddenly there was yelling from the direction the girl had come from, a coarse voice yelling at another unseen body.

"Where's that bitch? You said that rat ran down here!" One of them bickered.

"Shud-dap! Just find that little whore, else we'll be in deep shit!" said the other

"You're the one who is screwed, the boss will kill you." The first man cursed.

Their voices inched closer to them.

Naruto immediately linked the girl with these thuggish strangers. He opened his mouth to say something. Without notice, the other teen embraced him with her slim arms. She swiveled the boy's back, hoping her hunters would not spot her behind her camouflage.
The boy was stunned, frozen in this unauthorized hug. He could hear her heart beating rapidly, her fear of being caught. His cheeks hinting crimson as he felt uncomfortable against the strangers' slim body, so close he could feel her breathing on his forehead.

Unexpectedly, she lent down to kiss him.

Naruto's second kiss.

This time the kiss was long and passionate, her soft lips pushing on Naruto's unresisting mouth.

As soon as Naruto regained his composure, he tried to tell her that he was suffocating. He stared at the preoccupied girl who was observing the scene behind him. She refused to let go, afraid that he would expose her.

"Mm..mimmeed..mmairmmair" nodding his head furiously, in response to her unspoken plead.

A voice.

"Fuck, Ain't around here. Probably ran over to the lane!" A voice hollered, a distance away from the couple.

She finally released her hold on the innocent boy.

Naruto gasped for air. Inhaling and exhaling like he just ran a marathon.

She smiled at him.

"Domo arigato, you saved me from a lot of trouble" she accredits Naruto flashing him a genuine grin. By now a splitting headache was hammering Naruto's mind due to his complete confusion.

Naruto wandered who this girl was, prancing around in this area wearing such a skimpy outfit that spelt out "rape me" and not to mention being chased by weird men. If Iruka was here he'll most definitely have those asses washing their mouth with soup.

She firmly gripped the blondes shoulder.

"I don't have any money on me right now. I ruined your food before as well and I think I made you tear a hole in your jeans." She told him regrettably.

Naruto blushed, reminding himself he needed Iruka to patch it up for him. (N.B: hehehe)

Naruto watched her as she rummaged her pockets with her hand, searching desperately making sure she really had nothing to repay him with. Her expression showed relief, she had forgotten about the object she had placed in there. She drew out some sort of accessory then gestured for Naruto's hand. The younger boy reached out, she toke it and clasp her hands around his. Her warm hands made his hands tingle.

"This is all I have on me. But I promise that you'll get a lot of money if you sold it" Naruto did not pry at the near weightless contents in his hands. He was concerned about the other teen.

"A girl shouldn't walk around in such revealing clothes specially in this part of Konoha" he scolded her "Unless you enjoy drawing attention." He inserted.

The girl replied with an amused giggle.

"Thank you for caring about me, I'm happy I bumped in you" She chuckled.

"I've to leave you now, I hope we meet again someday!" she frowned telling him abruptly. Then she Leant down to the shorter boy lightly pecking him on the cheek. Tickling the blonde as her lips lightly brushed against his soft cheek.

She headed for the other exit.

Still holding his gift Naruto watched her pace gracefully away, different from the galloping he saw earlier.

She turned around to shout something at him.

"HEY CUTIE!! By the way... I'M A GUY!" annouced other boy who Naruto mistaked for a girl. His hysterical giggling echoing in the tunnel. He picked up his steps and left the shocked & speechless blonde standing alone.

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By the time Naruto got home, he felt pooped. Iruka opened the apartment door, to welcome his little angel home but Naruto looked like he went through hell.

"O-Oo-t-ousan, can you help me carry these in?" requested Naruto as he slumped on the frame. Lifting up his load and passed it to his father.

"Naru-chan, I was worried about you. Where did you go? You should of called, I thought you were dead, kidnapped in trouble!" informed his father, who was relieved of some frustration. He walked towards their crowded small kitchen, Naruto at his tail.

"I DID run into a few mishaps", Naruto reported as he helped the brunette organize the packages into their rightful places in the cupboards. Iruka picked up a container from one of the bags; he studied the badly dented and leaking can of soup.

"Do you want to tell me about it?" prompted his Father

"It wasn't anything special. Just a trip, I'll make sure I'll be more careful next time." replied Naruto shaking his head feeling it was better if he didn't make Iruka go crazy by telling him he was ambushed in a lift by a stranger and the other incident.

A little satisfied with Naruto's excuse Iruka continued the stacking. Indicating that he'll do the rest of the job for Naruto. His son sighed, moving to rest in their bedroom.

(N.B hehe I make Naru-chan and Iruka in 1 bedroom, Kawaii ne?? –evil giggle-)

Naruto plopped himself onto the cushioned surface, the bed bounced a little to the new weight. He closed his eyes, trying to relate his reality.

Sure Naruto had been harassed by men, but none of them made the initiative to molest or kiss him. He replayed the events that happened. First groped, then kissed and another kiss. 'Great' he thought 'do I have a sign saying harass me on my back.'

Remembering that both guys left him something, Naruto reached into his jean pocket and drew out the card and the other boys' gift.

He first examined the soft material that the 'it' had given him, assuming it was some kind of choker. It was black, silky but some how leathery at the same time. Then something caught his eye, a small gold ornament. Naruto held it closer to identify its shape. He looked at it carefully, an orange?? Who'd want an orange pendant? It toke a while to click.

It was a fan.

Not just any fan but the round circular one that his fingers remembered tracing...

He stared at the card he held in his other hand.

There was no mistake about it...

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Gosh! You've sticked to the end! Domo-arigato (bows down again and again) I think everyone deserves a deep fried chicken wing hehehe

This one took me a while! This is the longest thing I've ever typed (laughs) It's the most important bridge I need for this story! If it was boring I apologize (hangs head in shame) But hehehe just you wait! ()

Thank you for supporting me from the beginning!! Or else chapter 2 would never exist, and I would have removed my moldy fanfic!!

Feel free to read & review, I hope you liked this chapter :3, I look forward to pleasing you!

- love Sookybabi

Here we are in alphabetical order, I ain't a perfectionist lol ...I just wanted to make it easy for you guys ...and it toke me a while to put them in order

(-.-" ) I underestimated the thinking that is required. now I am all pooped out (.). Love Sookybabi

CreepyZuzet: wow I am honoured! (hugs CreepyZuzet) For someone to beg for my bad spelling and cheesiness!! lol I hope you enjoy what I have installed for you! ; )

eyes0nme19: Thank you! I'll try to keep it up as best I can!! :3

Falcon-Rider: domo-arigato! Thank you for saying such thoughtful words!! I hope it evolves to a good fic as well (evolve reminds me of digimon and pokemon XD)

F.A. Star Hawk: I am happy you enjoyed it!! And I hope you enjoy this one as well…talking about panda underwear I used to have some when I was a kid (blushes)

Gina-uzumaki: My story was cute? Hehehe well your cute too!! Hehehe I usually don't update for like a month, but your one of the reasons why my butt is in front of the computer and typing! Thank you for your support!

Hitomi No Ryu: (laughs) I see what you mean by "flawed" (giggles) Basically to answer that comment, I am bad at English and I didn't proof read it myself before I posted it up!! BUT for everyones sake my beautiful fwend sourgrape was kind enough to position herself as my reader (bear hugs her to death) So I hope that you'll find it more enjoyable, without having to wonder what I was typing! May you drown in Naru-ukiness forever! (I think you'll enjoy my sketch lol)

Izumi: You gave me one of the shortest review but the pervertedly funniest (lol)! Hehehe Don't we all long to touch his bum ho ho ho!! Please enjoy my story! I'll love to hear from you!

Jenniyah: I wished I had a pair of my panda undies to give to u (giggles) You've got a point there! Kakashi working for Itachi …equals to some serious OOC. Hehehe but mind you they still have their personalitie XD! Please enjoy!

love-chibis-kyuubi: I'll try to make that request!! But it would only be very very mild shika/Naru! I hope I don't forget though…I forget anything if it wasn't attached to me some way on my body . I hope you enjoy the chapters to come!

Madussa: That's great! Hehehe…I hope I can make it more yummier with time so you'll love it even more! Ho ho ho

Mister Pineapple: Hohoho! I snooped to see if you are a boy XD keke Wah, thank you for your support! The bum grabbing was described, in how I would want to grab Naru-chans bum (evil laugh) Please enjoy this chapter. Thank you for your kind words!

NephilimTear: dearest senpai! Thank you for your guidance! Now I've got a reader, (giggles) so my wording will hopefully improve!! I hope I can consult you for some (coughs) love scenes in the future …hehe!! Thank you for support a newcomer like me! I hope I can follow in all great yaoi writers footsteps! Please enjoy :D

Nishasha: I don't think my ficcy is much inspiration! Lol but I am glad you liked it! I hope you got your fwends bday ficcy done on time!! And I am eager …(at the moment) to typemy fanfiction!

SH: ho ho ho! A kakaNaru fan nice to have you on board. Pls enjoy the chapters to come XD

Sdfasdf: Thank you for reading and supporting me, yupz I've been told by many about the length of

chapters but the thing is I don't like English very much (not my first language) and I find the less I type the less mistakes I make…wait I ain't making sense anymore heh! Babais!!

shi-chan: Some how you remind me of me!! lol …I think I evilly laughed myself silly when I typed the panda undies!! Thank you for believing in me!When I first started I didn't think that I'll make it KakaNaru …I only plan it for the beginning of the story " hehe I hope I can please you and everyone else in the future!

Someone: Thank you for letting my story grace your eyes! Thankies for reading! I hope you find this chapter okay XD

Vicious Havoc: (hugs) That was nice,(lol) Thank you for having faith in me! I hope that it can blossom over time and please my readers!

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