Ok, here's the next chapter. Enjoy. I was agian on 44 oz. of Mt. Dew! I seem to only write this story when I have Mt. Dew don't I? I expect I'll need more money soon then :D. R&R!

Disclaimer: Yep, I own it all. It's all mine. Sarcasm, my best friend.

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HAIR SPRAY!

All of the girls came storming out of the domitories in a couching fit. A light fog/mist came tumbling out after them. The smell was unbearable! The boys all crowded in the common room began to open as many windows as they possibly could and saying random spells to try and make the mist go away.

"Blimey. What is that stuff?" Fred shouted to the girls. Katie, Angelina, Ginny, Hermione, and a couple other girls looked up at him blushing.

Hermione mumbled something, but the boys could not hear it. "What?" George asked.

"It's hair spray." Ginny muttered. The boys staired at her for a few moments looking bewildered. "It's a muggle thing the girls use to keep their hair nice and in place." And sure enough, all the girls had their hair done up in some fashion. Hermione had her hair piled on top of her head in what looked like a bee hive. Ginny had hers braided and the briad was sticking up in the air. Katie's hair looked as if she had hung upside down and her hair had stuck that way (she probably had) and Angelina's was sticking up from a pony tail in all directins.

Ron grinned. "You were trying to make yourselves pretty for us! To bad it didn't work." The boys laughed with him.

"NO!" Katie yelled. "We were trying to look good for a different reason!"

"Yea," Ginny said. "Maybe we were trying to impress someone else."

The boys continued to laugh. "Who? Malfoy? Snape? As if they'd like that. HAR!"

Hermione smiled a very smug smile. "That's not what they told us when we showed them our plans yesturday." The laughter immediatly stopped.

"Wh-what?" Harry asked.

Fred and George looked like they were going to cry. "But, that's only two guys. And four girls. That doesn't add up."

"You completely forgot Blaize Zabani and Goyle." Angelina said.

"I personally like people with a bit more... fame. That's why Dracy poo is all mine." Ginny said dreamily. Harry was shocked and looking somewhere between crying and yelling.

Hermione flashed a smile at Ron. "Goyle is so helpless. He really doesn't know anything. He needs me to complete his life. Without me, he'd've failed a long time ago." Ron turned bright red to dark red in seconds.

"Personally, we like big strong men. One's with a bit o humor. Serverus has quite a bit of humor, not to mention he was a beater when he was at school." Katie said.

"Oh yes, and Blaize is just wonderful. So caring and charming. Deffinatly for me." Angelina said.

Instantly, the four boys silently agreed on something. The girls walked out of the portrait hole and they stumbled angrely after them.

Upon entering the Great Hall, Draco ran up to Ginny and twirled her around. Goyle picked Hermione up bridel style. Katie ran to snape and they held hands. Angelina and Blaize were trying to sneak off to a corner. Looking around, Harry noticed something. He nudged Ron who in turn nudged Fred who nudged George who nudged Lee who nudged... well you get the point. The entire male population from Gryffindor was in the common room.

Once everyone had been nudged (the nudging came back to Harry) the males looked where Harry was pointing. McGonagall was dancing very close with Hagrid while trying to shove Dumbledore off. Dumbledore was bawling his eyes out trying to get McGonagall back.

"Minerva! Please, I need you, I want you! Please come back to me!"

Proffesor Flitwick was smiling slyly at Proffesor Sprout who was winking back. All the females seemed to have used hairspray and their hair was done up in many different... er- interesting ways.

"What the hell is going on here?" Fred asked. Glancing over to the teacher's tables, he noticed a can of hairspray sitting there. He walked the length to it with several boys following. Neville had begun crying because Luna was hitting on Crabbe. Fred lifted the can and turned it in his hands. He stopped suddenly when he noticed a warning lable.

"Warning: May cause uncontrolably horrid hairstyles and attraction to (Luna made a loud sound like an elephant) ehhem, uh... atttraction to otherwise unliking persons. Also, several animal-like sounds have been a concern." At this, Luna screeched as if she was a monkey and danced around Crabbe who looked as if he were enjoying it.

A light bulb flashed over Ron's head("What's that Ron?") "I've got the answer!" Ron yelled. He took off at a run to the dormitories with the others behind him. Minutes later they returned.

The Great Hall doors burst open and there stood the many Gryffindor boys. Some had two lines of black piant across their cheeks and some had their ties tied around the sides of their faces. With them, came several water guns. Ron had a super soaker as did Harry. Fred and George had two smaller super soakers. The rest of the boys had two small guns, one in each hand.

"Get ready boys!" Harry yelled. "On my count!" Her glared over at Ginny and Draco, who's faces were inching closer. "NOW!" The boys charged and began squirting the girls right on top of the head.

Harry ran to Ginny just as she locked lips with Draco. He squirted them both and they opened their eyes. Ginny screamed and began to spit on the floor. Draco was yelling and screaming also. Harry smiled and kissed Ginny (who didn't mind at all) and then ran off to spray the others who were with the wrong pairs. He got 5 couples before he noticed Neville was making out with the newly restored Luna (who was making animal noises still, obviously the hairspray had not done that part). Fred and George were trying to hit McGonigall who kept running. Dumbledore had grabbed Neville's squirt guns and was fully enjoying helping the twins. The over half of the school population had been restored. Finally, it came down to the last couple. McGonigall had evaded the water up until now. Every boy (minus Neville of course who was turning purple from not breathing... yuck...) turned there guns on the corner she was hiding in. Dumbledore stood at the front of the line.

"Surrender now Minerva, or we will take you by force!" He exclaimed gidily. McGonagall shook her head and cowered in fear. Dumbledore raised his gun and pointed it at her. "All right boys! OPEN FIRE!" Squirts immediatly happened.

McGonagall screamed for them to stop, but noone did until Dumbledore raised his gun from her. She appeared in front of them, soaked. Her cloak stuck to her skin even. She smiled at Dumbledore and ran into his arms. They began to make out, even more ferociously then Neville and Luna. Snape was back to stalking Sprout and Katie and Angelina were all over their mans. Ron was surprised when Hermione had nocked him down on the ground and began to kiss him to death. Harry looked around for Ginny and spotted her walking to him. He took off at a run and upon reaching her, picked her up and twirled her around in a circle. After she complaned of almost puking he stopped.

"Don't ever use hair spray agian ok? I don't really like it." Harry said. Ginny laughed and kissed him. The camera seems to slowly fall backwards as the Great Hall gets smaller. As if the camera is going through the ceiling. And there you have it. The entire population of Hogwarts stood (or in Ron and Hermione's case, lay) making out after a horrid experence of unwanted love.

Ok, that's it for this chapter. Next one will be up as soon as i gt more Mt. Dew. Sorry it took so long to update. I had to go couch diving for $1.03. It took a while. R&R!

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