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Chapter Two: Nani! Tasan! Ina Houto! (What! Pregnant! No Way!)
(A few weeks after Itsu's birthday…)
Neji frowned at himself in the mirror. He had been feeling sick lately, but he didn't look sick. He turned his head from side to side and stuck out at his tongue for good measure. Nothing seemed wrong with him, other than he had been throwing up a lot. He didn't have a fever, nothing seemed to be wrong with his eating habits, but he had gained a bit of weight over the past week.
There's no way that's possible. Not with the diet Lee's got us on. It's too healthy! And we work out too much! I'll just take some Ibuprofen or something and talk to Iruka-sensei about it.
Somehow, Iruka had become the unofficial mother of the once genin squads. Even Gaara loved him. So whenever one of them had a problem, Iruka was always told. The Hyuuga felt satisfied with his decision and popped a few Ibuprofens into his mouth, swallowing them. He got dressed, noting with slight dissatisfaction that his stomach was indeed beginning to swell. Lee was still fast asleep, tangled in the blankets.
No point in getting him up. He'd just worry. I'll leave him a note.
Searching around for a bit, Neji winced as his stomach began to hurt. He waved it off as he found Lee's stash of sticky notes. The bushy-browed ninja had tried to hide his fascination for the pieces of paper with stick. He gave up after Neji kept finding his stashes and writing to him with sticky notes. Of course, he still hid his stashes. But that was just because Neji had fun looking for them and Lee had fun watching him look for them. Neji often did it while wearing nothing but boxers, which pleased the Lee.
Lee: I've been feeling a little sick and I'm going to go see Iruka-sensei. Don't worry, it's probably nothing. See you when I get home. Love and kisses, your Neji.
Sticking the note to their bedroom door, the Hyuuga left and headed for Iruka's office. It was Saturday and the brown-haired sensei always woke up early to get some work done. Only once had he been late and that was because Kakashi had refused to let go. This led to a bit of cuddling, followed by sex, followed by Naruto and Sasuke dumping really cold water on them. For some reason, Naruto escaped without a scratch or even a stern talking to.
Anyway, back to the original going-ons. Neji reached Iruka's office without any problems, or even meeting up with anyone.
"Iruka-sensei?" The teacher looked up and smiled.
"Ah, Neji-kun! Can I help you?" The brunette nodded and came in, closing the door behind him.
"I've been feeling kind of weird over the past couple weeks and I want to make sure it's nothing serious." Iruka nodded, serious.
"Come sit down and explain to me what you've been feeling." As Neji complied, he began to speak.
"I've been throwing up a lot, mostly in the mornings, but I haven't been eating anything I'm allergic to or anything that doesn't agree with me. I've also been getting weird cravings. On top of all that, I've been gaining weight." The teacher blinked and was silent for a moment before speaking.
"Lift your shirt for a sec?" Neji stood and did as he was told, watching Iruka gently touch his stomach, poking and prodding it a bit. Finally, the older brunette sat back and crossed his arms, nodding.
"Just as I thought." Putting his shirt back down, Neji frowned.
"What is it? What's wrong?" Taking Neji's hands in his, Iruka looked him square in the eye.
"Neji, this is going to sound really weird, but…you're pregnant."
I AM A LINE PLEASE IGNORE ME BECAUSE I AM NOTHING MORE THAN A LINENeji opened his eyes slowly, trying to remember what had happened. Iruka looked down at him.
"Neji-kun? Are you okay?"
"Um…what…happened?"
"You fainted from shock."
"From…shock?"
"Of hearing that you're pregnant?" There was silence before Neji spoke, slowly and surely.
"Iruka-sensei? Have you been drinking?" Iruka almost smacked him upside the head.
"No, Neji-kun. I have not been drinking. You're showing all the signs of early pregnancy. I know that sounds illogical, irrational, and-"
"Nose-beep!" There was more silence. Iruka finally finished his sentence.
"Crazy." As the Hyuuga fumed over the 'nose-beep', Iruka tried to figure out what he was talking about. Suddenly, Naruto burst in, pretty much hysterical.
"Iruka-sensei! I think I'm pregnant with Gaara and Sasuke!" There was another bought of silence that was shorter than it's predecessors, due to the fact that Naruto began babbling about Kyuubi, sex, food, cravings, weight gain and so on. He only shut up when Iruka hugged him and kissed his forehead.
"Naruto-kun, it's all right. Calm down. Neji-kun is pregnant too." A fourth bought of silence. Naruto looked around Iruka to stare at the Hyuuga.
"You…are? How?"
"Nose-beep." For some reason, that explained everything. The trio spent another fifteen minutes talking about it (now that Neji was used to the idea, he actually liked it) until Gaara, Sasuke, and Lee sprang in. They looked as though they had run a marathon.
"Naruto! Are you all right?" The blonde blinked in surprise.
"Fine. Why?" Lee sprinted to Neji, landing dramatically in front of him.
"Neji-koi! As soon as I read the note of stickiness, I hastened to your side! I am here for you if comfort is required!" By now, everyone was used to this. Gaara placed his hand on Naruto's forehead.
"You're not sick?"
"No. I'm just pregnant." The fifth bought of silence sprang into the room, did the Macarena on a desk, and ran away streaking as Sasuke spoke.
"W-what?"
"I'm pregnant. So is Neji-kun." The sixth bought of silence came in Egyptian style, discoed for several seconds, shook it's tail, and ran out screaming the Gettysburg address.
"Preg…nant?" And so there was an explanation required.
"Kyuubi's a fox demon and they can get pregnant, even the males, and Neji-kun's uncle magic nose-beep-ed him." There was a seventh bought of silence, though this one didn't last too long.
"O…kay…" Lee suddenly picked Neji up and swung him around.
"Neji-koi! You won't have to be sad anymore!" The Hyuuga laughed as he was swung around. Sasuke sat down and tried to sort it all out while Gaara and Naruto began to decide on a name. Iruka, still a bit confused but happy that Naruto and Neji would be having children, decided to go break the news to Tsunade and the others.
I wonder how they'll take it?
I AM A LINE PLEASE IGNORE ME BECAUSE I AM JUST A LINE"They're WHAT!" Kakashi looked up from Icha Icha Paradise, now interested in the conversation. Kurenai and Asuma, whom had been drinking coffee, stared in shock. Iruka calmly rearranged his hair.
"Pregnant. Naruto-kun and Neji-kun are going to have children." Tsunade flopped back into her seat, suddenly looking very old. She squeezed her eyes shut and counted to ten. Iruka waited patiently.
"…I want proof. Bring them to the hospital. I want to give them a check up."
"As you wish, Hokage-sama. But they are both showing all the signs of a pregnancy in it's earliest stages, and Naruto-kun already explained that the ability to reproduce even though he's male was passed from the Kyuubi to him. And Neji-kun explained that his uncle did…something to him."
"I regret it, but…what did his uncle do?"
"Nose-beep him, I guess." There was a bought of silence (there were certainly a lot) until Gai started up.
"Yosh! This is most certainly the ultimate test of youth! Lee and Neji shall overcome it with no problem! So shall the trio of love, Gaara, Sasuke and the adorable Naruto-kun!" Asuma sipped his coffee.
"Gai, it's almost eight-thirty in the morning. It's too early to be loud around us. Go spout youthful junk elsewhere."
"Yosh! I shall go congratulate Lee and Neji-kun!" Tsunade grabbed the man before he could sprint out the door and be youthful and what not.
"Hold on there, tiger. Lets not make a big deal out of this. If it turns out they aren't really pregnant, we don't want to make the pain any worse."
"I had them take pregnancy tests. They were positive." The woman was silent for a bit.
"Those things aren't always accu-"
"They took five. Each."
"…Rate." There was yet another bought of silence as Tsunade eyed Iruka. Finally, she released Gai.
"Yeah, go be youthful and what not."
"Yosh!" And out he sprinted. The others filed out, Asuma and Kurenai to go tell their teams and Kakashi and Iruka to go see Naruto and Neji. Ten minutes passed before Tsunade realized something.
"Naruto sees me as his grandmother. If he has a kid, that'll make me a…" Groaning, she flopped onto her desk. Shizune peeked in with a cup of coffee.
"Tsunade-sama?"
"I FEEL OOOOOLD!"
End of Chapter Two
For all you semi-slow or not awake peoples out there, if Naruto has children, it will make Tsunade a great-grandmother.
A/N: I am…tired. But happy. Next chapter: the surprising twist.