A/N: This chapter is going to be so late. cry Too much schoolwork…

Dark-Princess-Hikari: Yup! It's a girl all right. A cute, little baby girl. Named Hana. And you'll find out just what Naruto has. Also, I'm not sure who the girl Jiraiya's dragging around it. I just thought it would be something he would do. She might become important later. evil cackle

SilverWing129: COOKIES! YUMMY YUMMY COOKIES! feels loved Yes! Babies! Cute, lovely little babies. Cute, lovely little all right babies.

CHAPTER TIME!

Chapter Five: Choujou! Za Yukai Ryoukei Ikkatsu Atto Saigo! (Excellent! The Happy Families, All Together At Last!)

"N-Neji-koi?" The Hyuuga looked up and smiled happily.

"Lee, come meet our daughter, Hana." The bushy-browed male walked over to his beloved carefully, his feet not making a sound as they hit the floor. He craned his neck to see over Neji's shoulder, but the Hyuuga handed the girl to him. He felt like a large, clumsy giant holding a tiny porcelain doll. Soft, black almost fur-like hair covered her head and big, lavender eyes peered up at him. The girl reached towards him with tiny fingers, gurgling happily. Lee shifted her to one arm and used the other to tickle her belly. Hana squealed happily and waved her arms. Her bitsy fingers closed around his one and she giggled. The male felt a swell of pride rise in his chest.

"She's…" He tried to find the right words. Actually, he tried to find any words.

"…Perfect." Neji beamed and opened his arms to take her back. As Neji held her, Hana quieted down. She seemed to understand how tired the brunette was.

"Thank you." Neji looked up at his husband, cocking his head in confusion.

"For what, Lee?" Reaching forward, Lee tickled Hana's nose. The girl chirped happily.

"For giving her life. Only you could do it." The Hyuuga smiled and settled back into his pillows, looking down at their daughter.

"You know, in a way, I think I had to. I don't know what's going to happen after this. Maybe something bad, but maybe something good too. All I know is that if given the choice again, I would choose to give her life. Wouldn't you?" Reaching up to stroke the brunette's head, Lee nodded.

"I would. And I'm glad you did. So thank you." Lee leaned down and kissed Neji's forehead. Gai chose that moment to (quietly) burst in with Kakashi and Iruka in tow.

"Lee-kun! (He's not really yelling) You must go see Naruto-kun's adorable children!" Neji, leaning against the pillows, raised an eyebrow.

"Children? As in plural?" Iruka, who looked rather annoyed, pulled his wrist from Gai's grip.

"Yes. Twins. A boy and a girl. You really ought to see how proud Sasuke looks. The boy looks a lot like him." Lee glanced at Neji, who gave a small smile and motioned for the door.

"Go see Naruto. He probably had a worse time than I did. I'll be fine." Reluctantly, Lee kissed Neji's forehead again and went to go see Naruto. It wasn't that he didn't want to see his friend; it was that he didn't want to leave his family. It took Lee a few seconds to realize that Neji and Hana were in fact his family now.

And what a family.

When he reached Naruto's room, he was a bit surprised to see a nurse looking in nervously.

"They really shouldn't move him like that." Looking in, Lee grinned as he saw Naruto sitting in Sasuke and Gaara's laps while cradling the children. He turned to the nurse and pointed to Sasuke.

"He's the last Uchiha, and the redhead is the Kazekage's little brother. If you want to tell them to move, be my guest." The nurse scurried off to do work. Shaking his head, Lee stepped in and closed the door behind him. The three looked up at him.

"Lee! Is Neji-san all right?" The black haired male smiled.

"He's fine. So is Hana, my daughter." Sasuke grinned.

"Congratulations."

"Thanks. I heard you got twins." Beaming with pride, Naruto shifted so Lee could see the children better. He stepped forward and peered at them, smiling as he recognized features in both. Both children were pale-skinned, probably gotten from Gaara and Sasuke. The girl had short, fuzzy red hair while the boy had black hair, tinged ever so slightly with blue. They both had blue-green eyes; the boy's being slightly darker. And both had three whisker marks on each cheek.

"Easy to see who they're related to. What are their names?" Naruto handed the boy to Lee while still holding the girl.

"The boy's Aiji. The girl's Irihi." Aiji seemed the livelier of the two. He grabbed Lee's finger and began to play with it. Irihi seemed perfectly content to just sit in her father's lap, surrounded by men who would fawn over her. Lee tried to picture what she would look like when she was older.

She'll certainly have enough men to fawn over her then. She has enough now.

I AM A LINE PLEASE IGNORE ME BECAUSE I AM NOTHING MORE THAN A LINE

Seven years had some how come and gone without any problems. Neji and Lee managed to make it through the first stage of parenthood without any scars, mental or physical. Well, except for The Incident. The Incident involved Hana, Aiji, Irihi and Itsu, along with five cherry pies, three blueberry pies, and one cake. The Incident will not be explained due to the complete strangeness of it.

In any event, the years passed and all three children (Hana, Irihi and Aiji) made it into the ninja academy. During the seven years, Naruto became Hokage. Hiashi banded together with the blonde to prank the males of Konoha by making Shino, Shikamaru, and Iruka able to bear children. They didn't find this very funny, but the girls found it absolutely hilarious. Tsunade gratefully retired from being Hokage and went to live with Jiraiya and Orochimaru. The latter had given up his plan for world domination and the death of every Konoha resident and instead settled for living with his old comrades. It proved to be just as difficult. He was placed back into Tsunade's good graces by offering her sake and purposefully losing in gambling (she was too drunk to notice). Kabuto, now that he had no maniacal genius bent on world domination to follow, became a medical nin under Kankurou's command.

Actually, what really happened was Tsunade performed a mind-wiping jutsu on them. But that's beside the point. Anyhow, it all finally came together. Since I'm such a nice person, I'm going to write a bit more about the present. At the moment, Hana was hiding behind Neji's legs. The Hyuuga knelt down and hugged her, kissing her forehead lovingly.

"Don't worry, musume. Lee and I will be here to pick you up after school. Irihi and Aiji will be here too, don't forget." The girl pouted in a way that made her look like she was about to cry. Neji had built up an immunity to it. Lee had not.

"But mother, what if no one likes me? What if people think I'm…a freak?" Without batting an eyelash, Neji cocked his head.

"And why would they think that?" The girl looked down at her feet and mumbled.

"Because I'm not normal." Lee chuckled and knelt beside Neji and his daughter.

"Normality is merely a state of repetition." Neji paused for a second to stare at his beloved.

"Where do you get this stuff? Is there a book I'm not aware of? Anyway, what your father means, Hana, is what everyone may think is normal is just what a lot of people do or go through. People who are called 'freaks' are just called that because they're different. Just because you have two biological fathers doesn't make you a freak. It makes you special." Feeling a bit better, Hana looked up and smiled.

"Like Irihi and Aiji?"

"Like Irihi and Aiji."

"Speaking of which…"

"Hana-chan!" Hana looked over just as Aiji and Irihi ran up. Aiji looked so much like Sasuke it was a bit creepy. His attitude had taken to Sasuke's in a way. He was fawned over by girls and had a 'Cooler Than Thou' air about him. The only person he wasn't Sasuke-ish around was Irihi, who had managed to get an attitude from all of her fathers. She had a certain amount of spunk and tomboyish-ness to her. She was known for beating up her brother constantly. Behind the two was Naruto, now pregnant with his third child. He smiled when he saw Neji and Lee.

"If it isn't my favorite Hyuuga family." Neji stood and smiled, watching as Irihi dragged Hana off to talk about something or other while Aiji attempted to avoid the girls who were trailing him.

"Hello Naruto. Er, Hokage-sama." The blonde chuckled and waved his hand.

"Forget it. I don't mind it if my friends and family call me by my real name. How are things with you? I've been too busy checking on Orochimaru and Kabuto."

"We're doing quite well. And I can see by your stomach that you have enough free time to bless the world with more of your creations." Naruto chuckled again and watched as Irihi began beating up Aiji for listening on their conversation.

"Suppose so. But once you have one child, or two, as the case is, you just want more."

"Long as it's not twins again."

"Don't even joke about that. One pair of twins was bad enough. Two pairs? It would be too cruel a punishment for the village." They all laughed. Irihi, followed by Hana, ran back to her mother for maternal support.

"Mama! Takai is bothering us!" Hana seemed to have adopted Irihi as her idol and flung herself into Neji's arms in a similar fashion. Takai, Kiba and Shino's son, screeched to a halt in front of the mothers. He sat on the ground and pouted a bit.

"No fair! Your mom's the Hokage! You can't run to him for protection!" Itsu, now twelve, rolled his eyes as he walked over. Held in one arm was Takai's younger brother, Kiyoshi.

"Takai, stop bothering the Hokage-sama and get your butt into school. Dad'll be pissed if you're late for your first day." The Inuzuka boy grumbled. Neji lips twitched into a smile. He could almost see Kiba overlapping the boy. Kiyoshi took after Shino. His red-brown eyes blinked and looked at his brother curiously. Irihi hopped down from her mother's arms and flicked Takai in the forehead.

"And stop chasing Hana-chan and me, you big dummy!"

"Ow!" Aiji had opted to stay a good distance away. The large-ish group made it into the school where Itsu had to leave for practice. He had recently graduated from the academy and had his own team now. Naruto had taken Kiyoshi from him and promised to take care of him until Shino and Kiba got back from a mission he assigned them. Greeting the students at the door were Shikamaru and his son, Kisho.

"Ohayou, Hokage-sama."

"Ohayou, Shikamaru. I didn't know you would be teaching." The jounin shrugged and grinned.

"Yeah, well, neither did I. Kisho, you remember the Hokage-sama." Kisho shrugged, looking as though he'd much rather be asleep. Irihi took Hana's wrist and dragged her into the classroom. Hana waved good-bye to her parents before disappearing inside. Takai said good-bye to Kiyoshi and followed the girls in. Aiji went in, a group of girls following him. Shikamaru watched Irihi beat up a guy trying to sit next to Hana and Aiji avoid his fangirls.

"Dear god, if they're anything like you were, Naruto-kun, this is going to be one Hell of a year."

"Don't worry. Irihi's a bit of a tomboy and Aiji's like Sasuke."

"Wonderful." The four chatted for a bit longer before going their separate ways; Naruto to the Hokage tower, Neji and Lee back home, and Shikamaru into the classroom of DOOM. None of them knew about the figures that were watching.

End

A/N: Time for…ANOTHER SEQUEL. Actually, time for bed. It's half an hour past my bedtime and I have icky school tomorrow. Night all.