Thousand Cliché Death
By Hounds of War
Chapter 2
(Authors Note: Let it be noted that I DID NOT WRITE THE FOLLOWING STORY. It was written by a fanfic writer named Hounds of War. About four or five years ago, there was a comedy writer on who was known as Hounds of War. Now, Hounds of War wasn't well known by everyone, but he was always one of my favorite comedic fanfiction writers, and because I liked his works so much, I printed them off and showed them to my other Final Fantasy VII lovin' friends, who also laughed along.
But after a while, Hounds of War's account was deleted from I guess from inactivity. I loved his stories, and thought others would love them to, and because I missed his stories and the ability of sharing them, I wanted to share them with all the other people who never had a chance to have a good laugh at his stories. Enjoy!)
(Hounds of War Author's Note: For the three people and the Scottish terrier who don't know, in 1988, a 2D vertical scroller game called Zero Wing was released for the Sega Genesis. It was not particularly innovative or groundbreaking, and the company that made it (Toaplan) went out of business. What did stand out was the fact that it was horribly butchered in the translation. See for more information. Also, this is meant to be the 'Things That FF7 Characters Won't Say' cliché plot.)
Everyone falls out of the portal into a black void and onto Cait Sith
Barret: In the year 2101, the war was beginning. (Cait Sith explodes)
Vincent: What happen?
Cid: Someone set us up the bomb.
Aeris: We get signal.
Vincent: What?
Aeris: Main screen turn on.
Sephiroth appears from the shadows
Vincent: It's you!
Sephiroth: How are you gentlemen? All your base are belong to us. You are on the way to destruction!
Vincent: What you say!
Sephiroth: You have no chance to survive make your time! Hah hah hah!
Sigs start appearing from nowhere
Sephiroth: For great justice take off every zig! (Starts slashing sigs while everyone walks away and into another portal)
TO BE CONTINUED