Aiko: Hey everyone! Wassup?

Kaori: Wassup? That's sooooooooo gay! You have 2 say: Hello World! )

Aiko: SHADDUP! You can't tell me what to do!

Kaori: I can you just won't do it.

Aiko: Uh…Duh?

Kaori: Hey? Who's that person with the funny face? Haha! He looks like he's got a super wedgie!

Aiko: Who is it? And aren't you gonna introduce us?

Kaori: #1 if I knew do you think I'd be asking you and #2 Nope.

Aiko: Fine! #Sticks out tongue# we are two characters from the story you're gonna read! Isn't that great?

Kaori: Dude we're 2 totally tricked out character's from the story! And it better be great!

Aiko: Oh, it will be. Now…onto the story!

Disclaimer: We do not own Naruto. DEAL WITH IT!


The anime obsessed meet Naruto:

A sleepover turned awesome!

"HOLY FLIP, AIKO! YOUR INDOOR PORCH IS SOOOOO FREAKIN' AWESOME!" The blue haired Kaori Arakawa screamed. She had violet eyes and was wearing a white T-shirt with tons of signatures on it from school and black soccer shorts.

Her four friends stared at her in shock and confusion…no…that ain't right…um…it's more like…uh…I know! Her friends stared at her in awe that she could be so crazy…yeah…let's go with that…

"Uh…" Aiko Takahashi started. She had brown hair and blue eyes. She wore a red tank top and denim pants. "YAY FOR ME!"

"LET'S DO THE NUMA NUMA DANCE!" Kaori shouted.

"YEAH!" Aiko shouted right back.

The two started doing their Numa Numa dance which was a mixture of the 'Running Man' 'Cabbage Patch' and the 'Cha Cha Slide.' Their other friends, Kiri Sawai, a long purple haired girl with silver eyes, Suki Takaya, a short haired blonde with blue eyes, and Kaera Watsuki, a short haired redhead with green eyes, stared at them for a bit before whispering to each other, " Why are they are friends? They're total freaks!"

Kaori and Aiko stopped singing for a moment to say, "But we're your freaks!"

"True, true."

The Numa Numa Dance went on for a good three more hours until Kaera pointed out that there was a Naruto Marathon coming on in 5 minutes. The overly-hyped-on-sugar-freaks froze.

"OH MY FLIPPIN' GOD!" Kaori yelled.

"HOW COULD WE FORGET THE MOST SACRED THING IN THE WORLD!" Aiko screamed.

"TO THE PAJAMAS!" Kaori ordered pointing upstairs. Everyone sprinted upstairs.

Five Seconds Later…

Everyone sprinted back down.

"Oh yeah. I forgot. Our p.j.'s are down here." Kaori mumbled scratching the back of her head. Everyone glared at her.

"NO TIME FOR THIS! Naruto'll be on soon!" Aiko cried.

"What are we waiting for?" Kaera asked. "Let's go!"

Two minutes later everyone had their pajamas on. Kaori had a black Inuyasha T-shirt on with orange camouflage pants. Aiko had a red Inuyasha T-shirt on with regular camouflage pants. Suki had on purple pants with a Fullmetal Alchemist T-shirt that Kaori and Aiko forced her to wear. Kaera had a yellow Naruto T-shirt with black shorts. She looked like a bumblebee. #snicker# Anyways, Kiri had on a blue spaghetti strapped tank top and pink short-short's. #shudder# I wouldn't wear that if someone paid me. Anyways, back to the story.

"Great job guys!" Suki praised. "That was our best timing ever!" She struck Gai-sensei and Rock Lee's good guy pose and flashed you a smile. She looked almost exactly like them minus the bowl-cut hair, living eyebrows, and the fact that she's a girl…

"Uh…yeah… NUMA NUMA time!"Aiko shouted.

"NO! AIKO!" Kaera yelled, turning on the TV to see the Naruto theme song start. "The Naruto marathon's gonna-,"

Kaori and Aiko stopped immediately stopped and ran up one inch away from the screen.

"-start." Kaera sighed and sat down next to Suki and Kiri, preparing to give them manicures for the next six hours.


sometime during the preliminaries when Kiba and Naruto were fighting because everything else is completely unimportant in my eyes

"DAMN YOU DOG BOY!" Kaori shouted, flicking the TV off.

Everyone else's faces: O.O

"What? The dog boy is pissing me off! The dumbass…"

"Why?" Kiri asked since she has obviously not been paying attention to the episodes.

"Because. He has a gay laugh, is picking on poor innocent Naruto, AND just punched out his own flippin' DOG! I need to rant, but I need to get out by anger on something too! HELP ME!" Kaori shouted grabbing the front of Aiko's shirt.

"Okay, #1 – breath in, breath out. #2 - back away and drop the shirt. #3 – just print some pictures off the internet and beat them to a pulp."

"BRILLIANT!" Kaori exclaimed. "First we can bring markers so every time we punch the gay sucker he gets a black eye and blood coming out of his mouth. You know all that jazz? And then cut them into itty-bitty teeny-tiny pieces. Mwahahahahahahahahahaha!" ((Aiko: Yes, we have done that and yes it is a great way to get your anger on a TV character out without hurting any innocent people.))

"Calm down." Aiko said slowly.

"And while we're at it we can beat up Neji for being a jerk to Hinata!"

Aiko started to laugh maniacally too.

"We've lost them." Suki stated.

"We lost them a long ago." Kaera added.

"We never had them." Kiri pointed out.

"True, true." the others agreed.


While the other three girls were giving each other manicures with the TV still on, Aiko and Kaori were laughing their heads off, beating the crap out of pictures. Eventually, Kiri, Suki, and Kaera fell asleep. An hour later, Aiko and Kaori passed out from lack of sleep and sugar rush. So, everyone in the house is asleep.

Or are they?

Kiri, Suki, and Kaera crawled out of their sleeping bags and over to the snoring Kaori.

"Marker?" Kiri asked, holding out her hand.

Suki handed her a red marker. "Uh…this is a permanent marker…" she pointed out.

Kiri smirked. "Perfect."

"Isn't she gonna kill us tomorrow?" Kaera asked.

"Yes," Kiri smiled evilly, "but it'll be worth it."

The three inched back to their sleeping bags and fell asleep as soon as their heads hit the pillow, even though that is EXTREMELY corny.


Aiko: So, what do you think? Any questions?

Kaori: Why were we extremely hyper? What did they do to me? Why won't I shut up? Why is the sky blue? What does this have to do with Naruto? Why am I still talking?

Aiko: In order, 1) You'll find out, 2) You'll know eventually, 3) No flippin' idea, 4) It has something to do with the fact that Kisame's skin was so blue that they had to put the blue somewhere else, (According to Sasuke on a fanfic I read) 5) You'll find out next chapter, 6) Again: No flippin' idea.

Kaori: I already know…

Aiko: Of course you do, you're an author!

Kaori: Riiight. Anyways, review please! Ja!