Aiko: Another chappie! LOTS of stuff will be explained in this chapter.

Kaori: Let's get started!

Kiri: #glances at couple's list# why am I with him?

Aiko: He needed SOMEBODY…

Kaera: #looks over Kiri's shoulder and passes out#

Kaori: What's her problem?

Suki: She hates bugs…

Aiko: Oooo, too bad for her…

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Somewhere In the Forest

Kakashi, Naruto, Sasuke and Sakura were taking a leisurely stroll when all of a sudden they heard an elephant-like snore. They headed towards the noise and saw…a 15 year old blond-haired girl snoring like there was no tomorrow. For a while they just stared at her, but then they got bored, so they decided to look around a little bit. Eventually, they found a blue haired, brown haired, red haired, and indigo haired girl. In reality they were about 5 feet away from the blond girl, but the ninjas were too blind to notice.

"Should we wake them up Kakashi-sensei?" Sakura asked.

"Yes Sakura. We should pour water on them." Kakashi whispered back with an evil smirk.

"I'll dump some on the brown haired one!" Naruto whispered excitedly.

"Hn." Sasuke said.

Naruto grabbed a bucket of water and walked over to the girl with brown hair. How he got the bucket, no one knows, no one cares. Get it? Got it? Good. Naruto dumped the bucket of ice cold liquid over her head. She turned around to face him and said, "Damn you Naruto. You frickin' woke me up." and gave him the finger before turning away.

"DID YOU JUST FLICK ME OFF!"

At that 3 of the 5 girls shot up, leaving the brown and blue haired girls sleeping soundly.

"Oh my fuckin' god! Where the fuckin' hell are we!" the blond haired Suki yelled.

All three of them started cursing all over the place until they noticed the four ninjas staring at them like 'O.O' They sweat dropped.

"Hope you don't believe in first impressions…" Kiri said.

"OH MY GOD! You're Naruto Uzumaki! A-and you're Sasuke Uchiha, the one Kaori always calls kill-joy because you kill the joy! And you're Sakura Haruno, the pink haired girly-girl who's in love with Sasuke even though he's way out of your league!" Kaera freaked.

Aiko shot up. "What?" She hissed.

"YEAH!" Kaera freaked even more. "LOOK!"

Aiko glanced at the shocked Naruto, bored Sasuke, and furious Sakura. She looked at the sleeping Kaori. Noticing what was on her face, she said slowly, "She. Is. Going. To. Kill. You."

"I know." she whimpered.

"How do we wake this girl up?" Kakashi asked, pointing to the now soaked Kaori. "We've tried everything."

"What about the whistle?" Suki asked Kiri, Aiko, and Kaera.

"Oh! Right!" Kiri shouted. "So…who has the whistle?"

No one moved.

"NOOOOO!" Aiko shrieked. "We're all so very screwed!" She fell to her knees.

With Kurenai, Gai, Asuma, and Baki's teams

"NOOOOO!"

"What was that?" Everyone asked.

"Let's go find out!" Gai said. Every sensei and their teams went out in search of the reason for the noise.

Back with Naruto and Everyone

Sakura walked over to Aiko and placed a comforting hand on her shoulder. "Don't worry. We'll wake her up. Just remember – what else wakes her up?"

She shot up. "Pancakes!" She turned to everyone. "Does anyone have a pancake maker?"

No one moved. They only sweat dropped.

She teared up again.

"Out of the way." Sasuke said in a monotone voice. Aiko and Sakura moved when they saw Sasuke start doing hand signs. "Fire Style: Phoenix Fire Jutsu!" Then he burned her to a crisp.

"WHAT THE HELL!" Kaori screamed, standing up. "SASUKE UCHIHA I WILL KILL YOU!"

With…them…

"WHAT THE HELL!" The words echoed through the forest. "SASUKE UCHIHA I WILL KILL YOU!"

"Found 'em!" Kiba called out, looking through a bush. "But it looks like Kakashi's team found them first." Walking through the bush, he called out, "HEY NARUTO! Do you know what's going on?"

Kaori took one glance at him. "YOU!"

"A happy hello to you t-…why do you have the same markings as mine on your face?" Kiba asked.

Kaori stopped. She had been preparing to rant, when this dude says she has…markings on her face. The same markings as him. "What?" She inquired in a deadly calm voice.

"Why do you have the Inuzuka clan markings on your face." Kiba asked again.

Kaori growled and turned around. "Kiri…"

Kiri gulped. "Uhhh…"

"You know I don't like that cocky arrogant bastard!"

"Do I know you?" Kiba questioned.

"No but I wish I didn't know you!"

The rest of the shinobi came out to see a blue haired 15 year old yelling at two people – Kiba and another girl.

"KIBA YOU ARE SUCH A GAY LOSER!" She yelled, pointing at him. She turned so she was facing the girl. "KIRI, I'M GONNA KILL YOU FOR MAKING ME LOOK LIKE THAT COCKY ARROGANT LOSERISH IDIOTIC SELF-CENTERED JERK!" She looked at the 14 ninjas with sweat drops all over their forehead. "oh…uh…hey everybody." she greeted sweetly. They just stared at Kaori like she had grown 2 heads. She decided she needed to do something fast before they thought she was even more of a freak. "Hi! I'm Kaori Arakawa and they are-,"

"Aiko Takahashi."

"Suki Takaya."

"Kaera Watsuki."

"Kiri Sawai."

"Nice to meet you." they all said in unison.

Silence.

"Am I really a kill-joy?" Sasuke asked Kaori.

Everyone but Sakura and Ino screamed, "YES! ARE YOU BLIND TO THAT FACT OF LIFE!"

"AND KIBA'S AN IDIOT!" Kaori yelled. Everyone stared at her. "What? Nobody agrees with me?" and she went into a glaring contest with Kiba until…

"Oh my God it's Rock Lee!" Suki cried, running up to him. "You rock man!"

Her 4 friends stared at her. "What. The. Hell. Are. You. Talking. About." Kaera said slowly. "He. Is. A. Loser. His. Eyebrows. Are. Alive."

"He looks exactly like Lewis!" Aiko exclaimed.

"Nothing's wrong with that." Kaera stated.

"YES THERE IS!" Kiri yelled.

"As…interesting…as this is, I want to know what's going on." Kakashi said.

"Yes, well, we should probably explain that…" Aiko murmured. "Wait…we don't know what's going on…DAMMIT!"

"All I remember is drinking lots of juice last night – lots of very good juice, by the way – and…does anyone else feel like they have a hangover?" Kaori asked her friends.

"I do…" Aiko stated, raising her hand.

Suki laughed nervously. Aiko and Kaori glanced at each other before glaring at Suki, saying her name in a deadly low voice.

"Um…heheheheh…welltherewasnomorejuiceafterIpouredKiriandKaera'scupssoIjustgrabbedthisreallytallheavybottleofstuffthatlookedlikejuiceandhadacorkinitandIthoughtwhatcouldithurt?" ((Kaori: Translation: well there was no more juice after I poured Kiri and Kaera's cups so I just grabbed this really tall heavy bottle of stuff that looked like juice and had a cork in it and I thought what could it hurt?))

Silence.

"YOU IDIOT! YOU GAVE US ALCOHOL!" Kaori yelled.

"NO WONDER WE WERE DOING THE NUMA NUMA DANCE ALL NIGHT!" Aiko screamed.

"AND NO WONDER I FLICKED OFF THE TV! Sure, I would of done it any other night too, but still! NO ONE NEEDS TO KNOW THAT!" Kaori shouted.

"AHHHH!" They both screamed and ran around, flailing their arms.

"Numa Numa Dance?" Neji asked.

"Don't ask." Suki ordered.

"DAMMIT! THAT BASTARD NEJI'S HERE TOO!"

"Uh…yeah…" Neji said.

"NEJI YOU SELF-CENTERED JERK! I WILL KILL YOU!" Aiko shrieked. "QUIT BEING SUCH AN ASS TO HIN-," she stopped because…well…she crashed into Kaori. "-ata." She went into unconsciousness.

"Yes…that hurt…" Kaori whimpered before passing out.

"Okay…who's gonna carry-," Kiba started. Everyone but he and Gaara vanished. "-them back." he sighed. "Crap. Uh, I'll take the blue haired crazy one."

Gaara just picked up Aiko and walked away.

"Okay then…" Kiba murmured, picking up Kaori and walking towards the village.

Aiko: X.X

Kaori: X.x

Gaara: …

Kiba: Uhhh…review? -.-;;;

Kiri: No offense to all you Neji and Kiba fans; they just really hate them. A lot.

Kiba: HEY!

Kaera: What?

Kiba: I- ...#notices Kiri, Suki, and Kaera ignoring him# PAY ATTENTION TO ME!

Suki: No. Now, where did Rock Lee go... #searches for Lee#

Kiri: We don't have to. You are merely pawns to express Kaori and Aiko's creative imaginations.

Kaera: She got ya there.

Kiba: #sighs#