Aiko: I have nothing to say.

Kaori: Me neither.

Aiko: Let's get this over with.

Disclaimer: We don't own Naruto. Masashi Kishimoto does.

The Anime Obsessed meet Naruto:

Enter Tsunade

Kaori and Aiko woke up to the feeling of being carried. At first they thought, Yay! We don't need to walk! Then Aiko thought, Oh crap! What if it's Neji? She opened her eyes. She saw that she was being carried by Gaara so instead of screaming bloody murder, like she would of done if it was Neji, she screamed, "Mr. Sandman!"

At this time, Kiba finally caught up with Gaara. Kaori heard Aiko's scream and woke up. She turned to Aiko and said, "Really? Emokid's here?"

"Yes, but he's Mr. Sandman."

"Emokid!"

"Mr. Sandman!"

"Emokid!"

"MR. SANDMAN!"

"Okay, we'll call him Mr. Sandman, calm down…" Kaori pleaded.

"Good." Aiko said with a sweet smile. "And he's way better then who's carrying you."

"Really? Then who's carrying –," she turned around and saw…KIBA! "Ahhh!" she shrieked and fell out of his arms. She hit the ground so hard it made her pass out.

"Dangit." Kiba mumbled, picking Kaori up again. They all started walking again until Aiko found it boring. Which was…oh…5 seconds?

"So, how ya doin' Gaara?" Aiko asked.

No response.

"Real talkative guy aren't cha?"

Silence.

"Hmmmmm…I got to make him mad to talk." she thought out loud. "So…how's life without eyebrows?"

He scowled, but said nothing.

"Dammit, that didn't work…Hey, Gaara? You do know mascara's for girls, right?"

Kaori woke up. "Eyeliner. Mascara's for eyelashes. He doesn't have any." She then realized she was being carried by Kiba, and hit the ground, passing out again. He picked her up again.

"Please Gaara. Can we switch?" Kiba asked.

"No."

"What! You talk to Dog Boy but not me? That hurts, Gaara. It really does." Aiko whined.

"Why does she hate me so much?" Kiba asked.

Aiko shrugged, "Kicks."

"What? Seriously?"

"Actually," Aiko started, "it's because she thinks you have this gay laugh, annoying smirk, is mean and cruel, cocky, arrogant, self-centered, a jerk, and since you have a crush on Hinata, even though she and Naruto are destined to be together, it just plain old pisses her of…so…yeah."

Kiba was in shock. Gaara started laughing. Aiko gasped. "Mr. Sandman! You're alive!" She gave him a bone-crushing hug.

"Can't…breathe…" Gaara choked out.

She let go. "Uh…hi?"

Kaori woke up and laughed. "I knew you were meant to be together! Those quizzes were totally right!"

"Yeah, but you got Kiba all the time!" Aiko pointed out.

"So, I got Naruto more! Which is kinda creepy…"

"Yeah, but he and Hinata are destined to be together! Plus, you look like Kiba!"

"NO I DON'T! I HAVE BLUE HAIR, VIOLET EYES, AND THE MARKER MEANS NOTHING!"

"Riiight."

"Well I didn't hug the guy!" Kaori pointed out.

"I was just happy that he decided to talk! Well…laugh!"

"Riiight."

"Can you tell they're friends?" Kiba whispered.

"No." Gaara answered.

"NO WHISPERING!" Kaori and Aiko yelled.

Kiba and Gaara nodded quickly.

The girls burst out laughing.

Somehow, they made it to Tsunade's office with Suki, Kiri, and Kaera. Aiko and Kaori were still being carried. Which really sucked for Gaara and Kiba.

"Hey Gaara, Kiba…why are you carrying them and who are they?" Tsunade asked.

"They won't let go." Kiba said. He tried to put Kaori down, but she latched onto his neck.

"NO, DON'T PUT ME DOWN! I'M SOOO WEAK AND DEFENSLESS!" Kaori cried.

"See?" Kiba sighed.

"I thought you hated Kiba." Suki pointed out.

"I do," Kaori stated, "I just feel like torturing him. Plus I don't wanna walk!" she smiled.

"Me too!" Aiko agreed.

"Okay, then…why are you here?" Tsunade questioned.

"No idea." Kaori stated. Tsunade didn't answer. "Hey! You listening to me?"

"Why does she have Naruto on her shirt?" Tsunade asked.

"Cause she's an obsessed fan girl." Aiko said.

"I AM NOT!" Kaera cried.

"YES YOU ARE SO SHUT UP AND DEAL WITH IT!" Aiko yelled.

"Okay…why-," Tsunade started.

"STOP ASKING SO MANY DAMN QUESTIONS!" Kaori shouted.

"Fine." Tsunade scowled. "I'm guessing you guys need a place to stay…right?"

"Yeah! That's why we came here! Duh!" Kiri reminded everyone.

"Oh yeah!" Aiko stated. "So…where can we stay?"

"Ummm…" Tsunade murmured.

"WHAT DO YA MEAN, 'UM?' WE WANNA KNOW!" Kaori yelled.

"How bout with Kiba and Gaara? You guys seem to know each other pretty well." Tsunade pointed out.

"NOOO!" Kaori cried. "I'M NOT LIVING WITH THAT SELFISH ARROGANT IDIOTIC GAY BASTAR-," she noticed Tsunade staring at her. "Uhh…hi…anyways, my answer is no."

"Okay…how bout Lee?"

"YAY!" Suki cried.

"NO!" Her four friends yelled. "WE AIN'T LIVING WITH BUSHY BROWS LEOTARD MAN JR.!"

"Well we do have an empty house…" Tsunade said.

"WHAT! WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL US EARILER?"

"Didn't remember. I have a hangover." Tsunade shrugged.

"Join the club." Aiko and Kaori mumbled.

"You guys can't have hangovers! You're 15!" Tsunade pointed out.

"Uh, yeah…Suki's an idiot…" Aiko stated.

"Uh…I kinda figured that out…" Tsunade and everyone else looked at Suki where she was staring lovingly at a picture of Rock Lee.

"AHHHHH! MY EYES! MY POOR EYES!" Kaori screamed.

"Um…yeah…just give us the keys to the empty room…" Kaera stated.

"Okay." Tsunade handed her the keys and Suki, Kiri, and Kaera left. Kiba and Gaara tried to put Kaori and Aiko down, but they screamed and latched onto the guy's necks.

"YOU HAVE GOT TO BE KIDDING ME!"

They got to the house and let themselves in. Kiba and Gaara were still carrying Kaori and Aiko, because every time they would try to put them down, they would scream bloody murder and latch to their necks, which lead to a…embarrassing trip to the house, because the house was on the other side of town.

"Now, Kiba, my dear slave…" Kaori started. "CARRY ME TO THE BATHROOM!"

"WHAT!" Kiba screamed. "NO WAY!"

"Okay, I'll walk." Kaori said. She got out of Kiba's arms.

"WHAT! YOU DECIDE TO DO THAT NOW?"

"Yep, pretty much…" Kaori shrugged at walked away. "Now…where is that bathroom…"

"Uh…Gaara? Can you let me down?" Aiko asked. He dropped her on the floor. "Oww…gently, please!"

"Whatever." Gaara said and left.

"I gotta go. Bye!" Kiba said quickly and left.

Kaera sighed. "Well, now that they're gone, who wants to go clothes shopping?"

Aiko perked up. "Clothes shopping? YAY! TO NINJA WALMART!"

"NO, NINJA TARGET!" Kiri cried.

"NINJA WALMART!"

"NINJA TARGET!"

"NINJA ABERCROMBIE!" Suki yelled.

Kiri and Aiko looked at her. "NO!" They yelled before turning back to each other.

"NINJA WALMART!"

"NINJA TARGET!"

"Uh…guys?" Kaera asked. She wasn't heard. "Guys?" she asked again. No response. "GUYS! SHUT UP FOR ONE GODDAMN MINUTE!"

Silence.

Except, in the background, you could hear Kaori yell, "Where is the goddamn bathroom!"

"Let's just go to the clothes store." Kaera said calmly.

"Just the clothes store? No fancy name? No…awesomeness to it?" Aiko pouted.

"Yep."

Silence. Again, in the background, you could hear Kaori. "I found it! Hallelujah!"

"Can we drag Gaara and Kiba along?" Aiko asked, excited about getting to torture the dog boy again.

"Why?"

"ROCK LEE TOO!" Suki shouted.

"And while we're at it, let's bring Shino and Kankuro too." Kiri said sarcastically.

"BRILLIANT! You're a genius, my friend." Aiko stated. Kiri sweat dropped.

"I was being sarcastic." Kiri pointed out.

Aiko shrugged. "So?"

"What could it hurt?" Kaera asked.

"So, they're coming?" Aiko asked excitedly. Kaera nodded.

"YES!"

In the Bathroom

Kaori put her hands under the water, the started rubbing her face. "GET THESE DAMN THINGS OFFA ME!"

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