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The Anime Obsessed Meet Naruto:

Shopping with the guys

"PLEASE!"

"No."

"PLEASE…COME ON YOU LOSERS!"

"Oh, yeah, that's a great way to motivate us."

"I know, ain't it?"

"No."

Kaori and Kaera were clinging to Kiba and Shino's legs, begging them to come shopping with them, Kiri, Suki, and Aiko. Shino was blushing slightly, of course you couldn't see it with the clothes he wears. Kiba just looked plain old pissed.

Suddenly, Aiko came by, dragging Gaara by his gourd. "Damn this thing is heavy. What's in this thing? Oh yeah…sand…Oh…Hey guys? You coming?"

"No."

"Gaara is."

Hinata suddenly showed up. "I-I ca-n h-help."

"Sorry, Hinata. You have clothes. Why don't you go hang out with Naruto? I saw him at the Ichiraku Ramen bar."

Hinata blushed. "O-okay." She walked off.

"We have clothes." Kiba pointed out.

""Yeah, but they're crappy!"

"Whaddya mean they're crappy?" Kiba yelled.

"I mean they look terrible!"

Kankuro and Kiri showed up. "Hey, Aiko? What's taking you so long? We were waiting at the store for 20 minutes!"

"Have YOU ever tried to lift this thing? It weighs more than Batman over there!" Aiko panted, pointing towards Kankuro.

"HEY!"

Just then, Suki and Lee appeared. "Hello, my friends!" they cried in unison and gave the good guy pose.

Kaori got up and whispered to Aiko, "And I thought WE were weird. Oh…wait…I gotta keep begging…PLEASE KIBA! EVEN GAARA'S GOING!"

Kiba scowled. "Fine."

"PLEA-wait…really? You're going? Wow…you're going soft on me Kiba! I thought for sure it would take another hour!" Kaori smiled.

"SHINO PLEASE!" Kaera pleaded.

Inside Shino's head, the bugs were acting like his conscious. "Come on Shino…You know you want to…"

Shino growled. "Damned bugs betrayed me…fine."

"Yay!" Kaera cried. "To the clothes store!"

"Why are we here again?" Kankuro asked.

"Well, I was dragged here." Gaara said.

"I didn't want to get killed by that crazy purple-haired girl so I chose to go." Kankuro said.

"We didn't want to hear them whine anymore so we said yes." Kiba and Shino stated.

"I WANTED TO COME!" Lee exclaimed.

"SHUT UP BUSHY BROW!" Kiri yelled. Then she hit him on the back of the head.

"Don't hit him!" Suki cried. "Lee, are you ok?" she asked him.

"Freaks." Gaara muttered.

"WE'RE HERE!" Kaera yelled, pointing at a huge building that said, 'THE CLOTHING STORE' in gigantic neon orange letters.

"Let's go!" Aiko yelled. They went in and bought a bunch of clothes that we'll describe later cause we don't feel like doing it now. Anyways…

"That was fun!" Aiko exclaimed, walking out of the store. Kaori, Kiri, Suki, Kaera, Kankuro, Gaara, Lee, Shino, and Kiba followed her. Each guy was carrying 5 boxes, making them completely blind.

"So this is why the wanted us to come." Shino muttered.

"Yep, pretty much!" Suki smiled.

"What I wouldn't give for Neji's Byakugan." Kiba grunted, hoping no one heard him. Unfortunately, Kaori and Aiko did.

"Well too bad!" Kaori said.

"The jackass ain't here, so deal with being blinded while we walk across town."

"Oh shit." Kiba moaned.

The ten people made it back to the apartment – surprisingly in one piece. The guys put the girls' stuff in the right rooms before coming back into the living room. "What do you want us to do now?" Batman asked, knowing it wasn't over.

"Well, we really don't like our rooms…" Kiri said.

"So you guys can help us redecorate them!" Suki exclaimed.

Kiba and Gaara started to slowly back away to the door. Aiko and Kaori noticed.

"FREEZE, DOG BOY!"

"BACK AWAY FROM THE DOOR, MR. SANDMAN!"

Kiba gulped and turned to Gaara. "Run for it?"

Gaara nodded. "Run for it."

The two turned around and sprinted for the door.

"HOLD UP, GAARA!" Aiko yelled, chasing after him.

"IF YOU LEAVE I'LL TELL EVERYONE YOU TAKE DAILY BUBBLE BATHS, KIBA!" Kaori shouted.

Kiba stopped running. "How'd you know?"

Time stopped. The world stopped spinning. George W. Bush actually made a smart move. Rock Lee got his eyebrows waxed off. The fat lady sang. I think you get it now.

Kaori skidded to a halt right in front of Kiba. "What?" She stared at him for a moment before rolling on the floor laughing. "OH MY GOD! I WAS BLUFFING! I DIDN'T THINK YOU ACTUALLY TOOK BUBBLE BATHS, KIBA!"

Kiba blushed. "Yeah well, now you know…"

Aiko came back, carrying a tied up Gaara on her back. She set him on the carpet. "Okay, what now?"

"Do you guys want to help?" Kaera asked sweetly

"OF COURSE!" Lee shouted. "ANYTHING TO HELP THE GLORIOUS YOUTH OF…where are you guys from?"

"Lakeville."

"Thanks. Anyways…ANYTHING TO HELP THE GLORIOUS YOUTH OF LAKEVILLE!"

"What about you guys?" Suki asked, turning to Kankuro and Shino.

Kankuro and Shino were about to say no when they saw Aiko and Kaori cracking their knuckles, Aiko's facial expressions saying, If-you-say-no-I-will-rip-your-body-to-shreds-and-feed-your-heart-to-my-pet-dragon, Kaori's saying, If-you-say-no-I-will-rip-out-your-spleen-and-put-it-in-a-bowl-and-use-your-lower-intestine-as-a-jumprope. The two boys nodded quickly.

"So…who's room are we doing first?" Gaara asked. Everyone stared at him. "What?"

"Since when do you talk?" Kiri asked.

Aiko gave him another bone-crushing hug. "Mr. Sandman! You're alive! Again!"

Kaori smirked. "I keep telling you, you and Gaara are meant to be…"

"And I keep telling you, you and Kiba are meant to be…"

"Well, at least I'm not the one hugging him every time the dude talks!" Kaori pointed out.

"True, true."

"Why don't we work in teams?" Kaera suggested. "Okay – me and Afro-buggy man, Kiri and Batman, Suki and Bushy Brow, Aiko and Emokid-,"

"MR. SANDMAN!"

"-ok, ok, ok, Mr. Sandman, and Kaori and Dog Boy."

"WHAT!" Kaori screamed. "NO FLIPPIN' WAY AM I WORKING WITH HIM! And, also…YOU TOTALLY RIPPED THOSE NICKNAMES OFF OF ME AND AIKO!"

"Can we just work?" Suki sighed.

"We don't have paint." Aiko pointed out.

Suki pulled out some paint.

"Uh…where'd you get that?" Kiri asked.

"WHO CARES?" Kaori yelled, grabbing two gallons of orange paint. "Let's paint!"

Kiba stared. "Orange?"

"Hey, just be glad it ain't pink." Kaori said, pointing over her shoulder at Kaera who was picking up 2 gallons of a BRIGHT pink paint.

Kiba shuddered. "Thank Kami for the little things."

"Now…LET'S PAINT!" Kaori yelled.

"Screw Kami for the little things." Kiba muttered.

6 hours and 10 gallons of paint later…"Ah, my room is done!" Kaori smiled.

"I can't believe it took us 10 gallons of paint to finish it." Kiba said in awe.

"Well, dude, it was ORANGE." Kaori pointed out.

"WE PAINTED IT 5 TIMES!" Kiba yelled.

"So?" Kaori asked, walking out of the orange colored room. Kiba followed her.

"So? SO? WHADDYA MEAN 'SO?' THAT TOOK 5 ½ MORE HOURS THEN IT SHOULD HAVE!"

"You know, you could have just left."

"I tried, but every time I did, you tackled me to the ground!"

"Uh, yeah...why did it take 5 ½ more hours…and what's with Kiba being tackled to the ground?" Aiko asked, leaving her room.

"I painted my room five times, and every time Kiba tried to leave I tackled him to the ground." Kaori stated.

"Now the tackling thing I can understand, but…really? You only painted it five times? ONLY?" Aiko asked in shock. "Wow…you're lucky Kiba…last time she painted it 10 times."

"Seriously?"

"Yep."

5 ½ hours earlier with Gaara and Aiko

"There we go. All done!" Aiko exclaimed. Her room was red with black designs.

"Great." Gaara said. "I'll be leaving now."

"NO!" Aiko cried, grabbing his wrist. "You can't leave!"

"Why?" Gaara asked.

"Because I'll be lonely. And you don't want me to be lonely, do you?" Aiko whined, giving him the puppy face.

"I wouldn't mind." Gaara smirked.

"Fine." Aiko pouted. "I'll just have to take you shopping with me AGAIN tomorrow!"

"What? NO!"

"Yes," Aiko said with an evil smirk. "So, good-bye Gaara." She finished and slammed the door in his face.

With Suki and Lee

"My room is finished!" Suki cried. Her room was lavender. Completely lavender.

"Well, I shall be taking my leave." Lee said.

"Goodbye, Lee." Suki stated.

Lee teared up. "Suki!"

Suki teared up. "Lee!"

"Suki!"

"Lee!"

And they hugged, with a fake sunset in the background and everything, just like with Lee and Gai-sensei.

With Kankuro and Kiri

Kiri's room was finished. It looked like an ocean.

"I'll be leaving." Kankuro said.

"Kay, later loser."

"Bye." Kankuro finished and left.

When he was out the door and halfway to his house he stopped. "HEY!"

With Shino and Kaera, 15 minutes earlier…

Shino used his bugs so that they painted the room in half the time. When it was done, it was hot pink. Shino just got up and left. The bugs stopped in front of Kaera and spelled out, 'GOODBYE, MS. WATSUKI, MY SWEET!" With a heart at the end.

Kaera stared for a minute, then snapped out of her daze. "Hey Shino?" Kaera called out.

Shino came back. "What?"

"I'm gonna say this slowly, OK?" Kaera asked. Shino nodded. "What. The. Hell. Is. THAT?" Kaera pointed to the bugs.

"I…honestly have no clue…" Shino said in a state of shock. He then faked a cough to get the bugs' attention.

"Oh no!" cried the bug leader. "He spotted us! We must run! Run for our two week long lives!"

"Return." Shino said in a monotone voice.

"Yes, master." the bugs sighed and returned to Shino's body. Shino left again.

And this whole time, Kaera was standing there thinking, 'What the hell? What was that about?'

Kaori: That's a weird place to end it.

Aiko: I know but I was out of ideas.

Kaori: So?

Aiko: Plus, if I didn't hurry it up, I wouldn't have enough time to pack for our AWESOMENESS of a sleepover!

Kaori: Oh yeah!

Aiko: So…review!