Kaori: Hellllooooooooo Wooooooorld! )

Aiko: What's with you and that?

Kaori: I dunno.

Aiko: Let's get started!

Disclaimer: If we owned Naruto, we'd kill off every prep in the world! But, sadly, we don't, so they can keep on living…for now… :-)

The Anime Obsessed Meet Naruto:

Getting the teams. Yay.

Rock Lee silently entered the house. "Hmmm…no movement…" he whispered. He walked down the hallway. "Who's room is this?" He opened the door. "This is Kiri's room, correct?" He shrugged. Taking a deep breath, he yelled, "BEAUTIFUL FLOWER OF…uh…LAKEVILLE! WAKE UP!"

"GET OUT OF MY ROOM!" Kiri shrieked and started to chase him up and down the hallway, back and forth. Kaori woke up to the noise for once in her life and ran into Aiko's room and woke her up.

"Aiko, wake up!" Kaori said, shaking her friend.

"Whyyyyy?" Aiko whined.

"Because, Kiri is gonna kill Bushy Brow!"

Aiko shot up. "FINALLY!" she rejoiced.

They walked into the kitchen and stared at the two eating their cereal. Kaera soon joined them. Then Suki walked out and saw her beloved Rock Lee being beat to a bloody pulp by Kiri.

"NO! Don't hurt my Rock Lee!" Suki pleaded.

"Why?" Kiri asked.

"Cause I don't want you to! Plus, he's a total hottie." Suki exclaimed.

Kaori and Aiko started choking on their 'Ninja Frootloops' and Kaera didn't even care since she was too tired to even register anything right now. Kiri, amazing, started to choke on her own spit and fell to the ground.

"This is a weird morning." Kaera mumbled.

Kiba, Shino, and Hinata were training when Kaori showed up and started running towards Kiba.

"Kiba, my dear slave!" she cried, jumping into his arms. "Carry me to the Ninja Decorating Store! Oh, and how are you on this fine day?"

"Uh…good until you showed up."

"That hurts Kiba, it really does."

All of a sudden Kaera ran in and jumped on Shino's back. "Hey! How you doin' Shino!" she yelled.

"Yes! She's back!" the bugs cried.

"Dammit!" Shino muttered.

"Yeah…uh…Kiba…carry me to the Ninja Decorating Store!" Kaori shouted.

"No."

"Yes."

"No."

"Yes."

"NO!"

"Fine."

30 seconds later…

"Are you gonna let go?" Kiba asked since Kaori was still holding onto his neck.

"Nope." She answered with a smile.

"Why not?"

"Because I won't let go until you bring me to the Ninja Decorating Store."

"Fine. We'll go to your 'Ninja Decorating Store.'"

"What? Really? Damn…you really ARE goin' soft. Now I'll pretty much get anything from you. Kiba, will you get me a car?" Kaori asked with huge puppy dog eyes.

"You know that doesn't work on me. I have Akamaru. By the way…what's a car?" he asked.

Kaori stared at him blankly. "Oh, right, you don't have those here. Um…how about a computer?"

"Uhh…"

"Oh come on! You have to at least have T.V.s!" Kaori yelled.

"What's a T.V.?" he asked.

"Tell me you at least have ponies!"

"Yeah…we have horses…" Kiba said.

"Kiba can I have a pony?" Kaori pleaded.

"ME TOO!" Aiko yelled. "Ponies are pretty. Pretty ponies…"

"Uh…Suki…did you get them drunk again?" Kiri asked.

"Um…I'msorry!Ipouredwineintoabowlof'NinjaFrootloops'togetyoubackbutthenIthoughtitwasthewrongonesoIpoureditintoanotherbowlbutthenyouatethethirdbowlandIwasall,Ohcrap,andthenAikoandKaoriatetheothersbowlsandI'llstoptalkingnow…" Suki wailed. ((Aiko: Translation: I'm sorry! I poured wine into a bowl of 'Ninja Frootloops' to get you back but then I thought it was the wrong one so I poured it into another bowl but then you ate the third bowl and I was all, Oh crap, and then Aiko and Kaori ate the other bowls and I'll stop talking now…))

"Idiot." Kaera muttered.

"So that's why our milk was red." Aiko stated.

"It was? I didn't notice. Now…about that pony…" Kaori turned back to Kiba and started to tell him her plans for her pony.

Unfortunately, Gaara took this time to show up and stare at them, thinking, 'Idiots…why do I live here? Oh yeah, everyone at the sand hates…'

Aiko just noticed Gaara. "MR. SANDMAN, I LOVE YOU!" And she ran up and gave him a HUGE hug. Gaara looked shocked, for once in his life. Everyone stared at Aiko like she had gone insane. Well…more then usual…

Kaori started laughing. "I KNEW IT! YOU DO LOVE HIM! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA…"

"Oh, be quiet, Kaori. She's still drunk."

And now, to make the story more interesting and to make the other three girls talk more, Kaori and Aiko passed out.

Kiri sighed. "Crap. Uh, Kiba, you carry Kaori, Gaara, you carry Aiko."

"Why?" Kiba asked.

"Cuz we don't wanna." and she started walking, everyone else except Kiba and Kaori following. Kiba sighed before picking Kaori up and walking towards the rest of the ninja.

"Kiba and Gaara, welcome back…why are you carrying them again?" Tsunade asked.

"Suki got them drunk." Suki informed.

"AGAIN?"

"Yep."

"Okay, so why are you here?" Tsunade asked.

"You told us to come here." Kaera pointed out, still being carried by Shino.

Tsunade sweatdropped. "Oh right."

Aiko and Kaori suddenly woke up. "Why are we here again?"

"You need teams since you keep messing up everyone's training. We need to keep you busy."

"So in other words you're trying to get rid of us?" Kaera asked.

"Pretty much." Tsunade shrugged.

"In that case…GIVE ME THE TEAM!" Aiko cried.

Tsunade was still calm. "Calm down…"

Aiko didn't listen. "I WILL NOT CALM DOWN!"

All of a sudden the ANBU team swarmed.

"Okay, I'll calm down, just don't kill me…" the brunette pleaded.

The ANBU left. "Good, now listen up." Tsunade ordered. "These teams are permanent. No whining. Aiko Takahashi is on Baki's team. Ka-,"

"Why does she have to be on my team? She's sooooooo short!" Baki complained.

Kaori, Suki, Kiri, and Kaera looked at each other and sighed.

"5," Kaori started.

"4," Kiri said.

"3," Suki stated.

"2," Kaera sighed.

"1," they all counted in unison.

"WHO ARE YOU CALLIN' SHORT YOU IDIOT? I'M JUST VERTICALLY CHALLANGED!" Aiko exclaimed and pounced on Baki. "WHAT ELSE DO YOU WANNA CALL ME? HALF-PINT! SHORTY! SMALL FRY! SHRIMP! SQUIRT!" and Aiko kept saying names and with each name a punch to Baki's defenseless face.

"Aiko, stop beating the crap out of your new sensei!" Kiri shrieked.

Of course Aiko didn't listen. 3 of her friends pleaded with her until Kaori had enough. She dragged Aiko out into the hallway. The people inside the office heard loud banging, crashing, and a chainsaw.

"Don't ask." Kaera told them.

Then the two girls in the hallway walked back into the office. Kaori had a sweet smile on her face, and Aiko looked like she had just faced death and lived to tell the tale.

"She's fine now." Kaori stated.

Silence.

"Is that…normal?" Tsunade asked.

"Just as normal as me getting other people drunk." Suki said.

"So, in other words, yes." Kiri finished.

The whole time Kiba and Gaara sat there and sweatdropped. "You should finish off reading the teams now." Kiba suggested.

Aiko turned to them. "when did you guys get here?" she asked stupidly.

The anime fell. "We've been here the whole time. Who do you think carried you here?" Gaara asked.

"Oh right."

"Anyways…Kaera Watsuki is on Yuhi Kurenai's team."

"Dammit." Shino muttered. Inside his head the bugs were having a party. Kaera stayed silent.

"Kiri Sawai is on Baki's team."

"Great. Now I have a short one AND a tall one." he muttered under his breath. Lucky for him, no one heard him.

"Suki Takaya is on Gai Maito's team."

"YES! THE BEAUTIFUL FLOWER IS ON MY TEAM!" Lee exclaimed.

"Let us rejoice in the youth, Lee!" Gai said then teared up. "Lee!"

"Gai-sensei!"

"Lee!"

"Gai-sensei!"

"Lee and Gai-sensei!" Suki cried.

"Suki!" Gai and Lee exclaimed.

They hugged each other and a long, awkward silence followed. Tsunade continued with the teams.

"And last but not least Kaori Arakawa is on Yuhi Kurenai's team."

Total silence. Everyone readied themselves for the blow-up.

"WHAT?" Kaori yelled. She turned around and punched Kiba in the face. "I AM NOT ON THAT LOSER'S TEAM!"

"What the hell was that for!" Kiba asked.

"Well I don't wanna punch Tsunade. Besides I've always wanted to kick your ass." Kaori answered and continued to beat Kiba up which was pretty easy since he wasn't fighting back. Aiko sighed and dragged Kaori out of the room. 5 minutes later, after listening to a flame thrower, and bull doser, and screams of pain, Aiko walked in, an evil smirk on her face. Kaori followed with a pale face and loss of breath.

"I think she'll survive." Aiko said.

All of a sudden, Kaori threw up.

Tsunade stared at Kaori's newly shown breakfast. "I am NOT cleaning that up."

Aiko: We won't be able to update for awhile after this.

Kaori: Just be lucky we didn't leave you with a cliffhanger.

Kiba: What am I supposed to say? #Looks at script and reads in a bad acting voice# Please oh please review. If you don't you'll break my heart.

Kaera: IDIOT! You need emotion! EMOTION!

Kiba: Whatever.