Extreme! Kingdom Hearts II Interview!

With your host: S&C44!

Please. Me owning anything this big would be like Elton John turning straight. It just won't happen.

Oh, and as a side note, I apologize to the people I am about to offend…but it's really all just in fun, don't hate me for it. Thank you

I KILLED THE INTRO SONG! I KILLED IT! IT'S GONE FOR GOOD! I HATE YOU ALL /Breaks down into tears\

Interview Number Three: Ariel – Next time, I'm only singing if the shells come off.

S&C: "Hello, hello, loyal fans and people looking for something to lower their IQ's drastically! This new installment of my informative, intriguing and otherwise disturbing series of interview with the cast of KHII is featuring the scantily clad fish herself, Ariel!

/Cheers and applause from the rapidly growing crowd as Ariel drags herself across the floor to the guest chair. S&C leans for"ward and stares at her boobs. Ariel is thankfully oblivious\

Ariel: "Hi everyone! Hello S&C! It's so great to get to see this world above the ocean!"

S&C/Snaps out of the trance Ariel's tiny shells had put him in and wipes a little drool away from the corner of his mouth\ "Hmm? Hello, Boobs – er, hello, Ariel! So kind of you to join us! Of your own free will…"

Ariel: "Actually, I was caught in a net and dragged up here, knocked unconscious and given the options of either slow torture or being on the show."

S&C: "Meh, I was close. Anyway, let's get down to business; I have some questions to ask you." /Grabs note cards\ "So you're back again in the KH series, except this time your level sucks. What in God's name were you Mer-people thinking when you put in your 2 cents for a level?"

Ariel: "Well, we thought of something we find fun that would make the game interesting and fresh for the player. Singing is something we enjoy down in the ocean, so we brought the idea to Tetsuya Nomura and he liked it, so it went from there. Um…are you okay?"

S&C/Slapping his forehead\ "I knew drugging him to put in a 'nude females' cheat was a bad idea! God damn it! Singing, by the way, was complete fucking torture, I hate you and your people for even thinking of it and the only thing keeping me from commiting mass genocide is the fact that if you were real you would me smokin' hot."

Ariel: "Um…thank you?"

/Catcalls and hollers of "Take off your shells!" come down from the audience\

S&C: "Sure, no problem. Anyway, next question. Do you think in future KH titles your kind will return? And if you do, do you think you'll have any more bright ideas? That's sarcasm, by the way."

Ariel: "Um…well I don't know…. I can't think of anything for me to do now…I mean, we already did the movie and minigame."

S&C/Sighs in relief\ Now THAT is good news. Just one last thing before you go.

Ariel: "Oh! Do you want to sing, too?"

S&C: "…Well that's not what I was thinking…but I'll do it on 1 condition…."

Ariel: "What's that?"

S&C: "Take off the shells!"

/Much cheering and applause comes from the male part of the audience and a little from the female\

Ariel: "Okay, but I don't get why everyone wants me to do that." /Reaches behind her back to undo the strap…thing\

S&C: "Next week, Tits McGee is gonna be on the show; get ready for Tifa! Now if you'll excuse me, I have to make this chick sing..."

/Curtain closes just as the shells fall off and the audience begins yelling and throwing things at the curtain before leaving\