Hey guys this is the second chapter I finished during my break. And yes I will take my time uploading these just because my final semester of this year will probably be filled with a lot of work. So, I am hoping that I can not only put in my normal story chapter just like every other Friday but also have two of these and two more of the other story just to make sure that I have enough chapters to give a chapter out each week for a bit until summer. Anyways enough with me talking about this let's get this next chapter started.

Chapter 7

"Normal Talking"

"Normal Thinking"

"Demon Talking"

"Demon Thinking"

'Talking to Demon'

_Naruto_

ANE: of course, my lovely computer updated itself and decided to push all the work I did on this chapter (even though I saved) back to square 1…love wasting time

Naruto slowly woke up and did his final preparations for the chunin exam before calmly walking to the academy. He then sat down on his old favorite swing set to wait for his teammates to show up.

"So, it is about to begin" Naruto thought then let his thoughts wander around trying to figure out what would happen as he stared at the building itself.

"Well kit I imagine you will have to kill a few kids and then cut up a few more" the Kyuubi told him happy that Naruto will have to cause even more bloodshed.

'Really, now you decide to pester me again?' Naruto asked annoyed. 'And you know that I don't like causing unnecessary death!' Naruto mentally yelled out at the fox.

"Well we will just have to change that won't we?" was all Naruto heard then he noticed that Sakura was trying to get his attention.

"Naruto!" she screamed at him annoyed.

"Huh? Oh, sorry Sakura I must have been zoning out." Naruto apologized not wanting anyone to know he could talk to the Kyuubi.

"Damn it Naruto. I was trying to get your attention for at least a couple of minutes. What were you thinking about that intently to not notice me for that long?" Sakura asked annoyed.

"Um…well…things." Naruto told her rubbing the back of his head nervously.

"But what?...You know what? Never mind. Anyways are you ready? Sasuke should be coming in a few minutes so we might as well wait by the door." Sakura told him deciding that she didn't want to bug Naruto about something so stupid when they were all nervous. But, like always she was right and Sasuke came walking confidently down the street towards them soon after Sakura came. They all then walked into the building ready to see what was instore for them.

Though the first thing they noticed was that several teams were bunched up around room 201. Thankfully though all three of them were able to quickly pick up on the fact that there was a small genjutsu on the floor before they got caught up in it as well. Sadly, thought they still had to walk past the group to get to the next staircase causing them to stare at team 7. Thankfully Naruto and Sakura were able to ignore this even as they heard some people start throwing insults at them. Sadly, Sasuke was unable to do the same as the he heard the first comment thrown at him.

"Oy, you idiots what are you doing? The test is over hear." One of them called out causing the rest to laugh hurting Sasuke's pride.

"Sasuke don't. Remember this just means less people will take the test." Naruto whispered to him though he completely ignored Naruto and walked back to the guy until he only stood a foot away from the guy.

"At least I can see through a stupid genjutsu unlike you idiots. Now why don't you just run home seeing as you clearly aren't ready for a test that calls for elites like me." Sasuke told him shocking the boy who looked up at the room number and noticed that the air around it morphed to show 201 instead of 301.

"Oh….well I guess I need to work on something." The kid mumbled embarrassed. "Bah, I knew that I just wanted to see who would want to be my first target and it seems I just found him." he quickly said loudly trying to cover his mistake before deciding to leave the building. Meanwhile the rest of the groups that fell for the trick quickly walked to the proper room instead of following the quitting group.

"Nice job Teme." Naruto growled out at Sasuke as he got close to his teammate clearly annoyed. And although Sakura didn't want to admit it, she wanted to pretty much tell him the same thing knowing that the test easily just became even harder than before.

But before team 7 reached the exam room they found themselves stopped yet again but by the green clad boy called Lee. A teen who was quickly followed by the other members of his own team.

"Sasuke I challenge you for the love of Sakura-chan!" Lee yelled out then winked at Saurka who just shivered a bit due to picturing the idea of herself always being around the green spandex loving guy. Though she didn't have to voice it seeing as Tenten smacked Lee on the back of the head annoyed.

"Lee! You can't get a girl to like you just by beating the competition and don't let me find out that you are trying to treat women as prizes again! For if you do; I promise I will kick your ass myself." Tenten told him scaring the boy.

"I would never do something that unyouthful I promise Tenten!" Lee told her looking nervous about angering the weapon user. Course she wasn't paying attention to him at the moment seeing as she quickly went over to team 7 ready to see if Naruto forgave her for calling him a thief yet.

"Hey Sakura-chan, Naruto-kun" she told them happily and got the same in return from Sakura though Naruto was a different matter.

"Hey Tenten" Naruto told her with a small smile though clearly wasn't nearly as happy to see the girl as Sakura was.

"Well it looks like he sort of forgives me though he doesn't seem to count me as a good friend yet. I mean he didn't even put –chan on the end of my name which he does with every other girl he is friends with. Plus, that smile clearly is just a fake one. So, while I guess Naruto can't find it in his heart to hate me forever I still have to rebuild our friendship somewhat…Though I am only doing this because he is a pretty good friend. Not because I like him or anything. Just because I know that he will probably be one of the best friends I could have." Tenten thought semi upset with her new discovery. But both teams still went to the room after Lee's outburst.

The first test room seemed to be a normal classroom which confused the genin that were there but still they just went over the rest of their village's genin to talk before the actual test started.

"Hey guys you ready for this?" Naruto asked happily when he reached them purposely walking closer to Hinata but not showing affection so that it wouldn't be used against them later on.

"Yes I believe we are Naruto-kun." Hinata told him with a small smile.

"Yosh! This test will be the perfect way for us to test our youthfulness!" Lee yelled out happily making everyone flinch a bit just by him being so loud.

"Well Lee is as loud as ever I see." Kiba mumbled causing all of them to laugh a bit.

"You kids really shouldn't be so loud." A strange boy with large glasses and a Konoha headband told them looking a bit annoyed.

"Huh? Who the heck are you and why do you think we are being too loud?" Kiba asked the new kid.

"Oh, well my name is Kabuto and as for me saying your too loud well just look around." Kabuto told them then just brought their attention to the rest of the test takers who were all looking just as annoyed with them as Kabuto was. Well except for one red head who seemed to just be looking at everyone with a bloodthirsty look. Course only one of them was walking up to them. Which was a boy wearing a strange black body suit.

"It is good to see you again you little brat. I am happy that you entered this exam boy. Now I have an excuse to kill you." Kankuro told Naruto trying to scare him with his KI.

"Wait why are you so mad at Naruto? I mean we never saw you before." Sakura asked confused only to get the glare turned to her causing her to flinch a bit.

"This brat stopped me from having a little fun with a girl that clearly liked me. So, I need payback." Kankuro told her then noticed that Temari was signaling him to come back to the team. So, he quickly turned to Naruto to send him one last warning.

"You better hope that you don't see me in this test too much or you will meet your end boy." Kankuro told him then left to go back to his team.

"Hey Naruto what was that about?" Choji asked as soon as he knew that the boy was out of hearing range.

"Well when I went for my ramen that guy was there pestering Ayame-chan. So, I simply brought him out of the restaurant and away from Ayame who clearly didn't want him to be flirting with her." Naruto told him keeping it vague seeing as it really wasn't important for them to know.

"Bah, more like you were trying to protect one of your mates." The Kyuubi told him.

'Shut up fur ball' Naruto told the fox annoyed who just laughed in his mental face.

"Oh, so you already are trying to get another lovely girlfriend eh?" Kiba asked him jokingly.

"What!? No. I was only helping a friend Naruto told him quickly blushing out of embarrassment. "Damn does everyone think that every girl I talk too I want just because of this stupid CRA thing?" Naruto thought annoyed with his friend.

"Calm down Naruto you know I was just kidding. I mean only alpha males like me can have more than one mate. Besides if you cheated on Hinata I would have no choice but to kill you for hurting my teammates feelings." Kiba told him figuring that he was stronger than Naruto. Course Kiba didn't realize that Naruto would have to do just that and that Hinata already knew that as well.

Though they would have continued their conversation even longer if it wasn't for the fact that the first examiner and several chunin came into the room making all of the genin quiet down just so that they could hear what they had to say.

"Okay maggots allow me to introduce myself. My name is Ibiki your first examiner. Now this first part is going to be a written test to see if you are smart enough to become a chunin in your own villages. So, you guys will sit down in your pre-determined seats where you will take the test in absolute silence. Now you all will start off with ten points and there are ten questions to answer. Now for every answer you get right you get to keep your points but for every answer you get wrong you lose a point. Now if any of the examiners catch you cheating then two points will be deducted from your score. Though if you are caught cheating you will lose two points. The tenth question will be told when there is an hour left to test your ability to think on your feet. Finally, if one of your team members lose al of their points then their entire team will be forced to leave the exam. Now hurry up and get to your seats!" Ibiki told them and the genin quickly did just that after finding their name tags. After which the test quickly started as the test was flipped over on everyone's desk.

Course Naruto was instantly surprised to see that the questions seemed to be familiar. "Hmm, I don't know why but they picked all of the questions that were on the academy quizzes. Wait that probably was because those bastards wanted me to fail due to being the hated child. Oh, well I guess those bastards actually helped me in the long run." Naruto thought with a shrug then began to fill out his paper with the answers that he had to memorize as a child to actually pass and become a genin. Though he stopped several times when he saw kunai being thrown past him to random desks. Though he still managed to finish with about five minutes left before the final question was asked. He then began to look around while making it look as unnoticeable as possible. In doing so he noticed that basically all of the genin around him were trying their hardest to cheat in different ways. Though he also quickly noticed that Choji seemed to either who seemed to be looking at the paper confused instead. So, Naruto decided to help his fellow Konoha ninja out and slowly managed to steal a test from one of the failed genin with a small chakra tendril. He then placed it on Choji's lap so that he would at least have one or two questions answered. Course have the paper placed there made the teen jump a bit but having him possibly get caught cheating once was better than having no answers and failing.

"I don't know how I got this sheet but I appreciate what ever force gave it to me." Choji thinks as he brings the paper onto his desk and made sure to change the name on the paper not even worried about if the examiners watching docked him a few points. Course as it turns Shikamaru quickly attached his shadow to Choji making him write answers to various questions…even those he already had answered. "…well I guess either way I'll have some questions answered." Choji thinks watching his hand write over the answers he already had.

Eventually the first part of the exam ended and Ibiki stopped them for the tenth question. "Okay then maggots before I tell you the tenth question I have to tell you the added rules for it. You see for this question the stakes are higher. For if you get this question wrong you and your team will be unable to become a chunin. Ever. But if you just leave now you are free to take the exam again next year. But, if you want to continue then know that you risk your friend's livelihood then feel free to continue." Ibki told them with an evil smirk.

So, after being un-nerved by Ibki several teams left leaving only a few of them left which made the people who were going all in smile seeing as they lost competition.

"Great pretty soon we will barely have any competition" Naruto thought with a smile though he soon noticed that both Hinata and Sakura seemed to about to raise their hands. "Crap! I can't have Sakura leaving seeing as I want to continue on and I know the teme does too. And Hinata should stay in to show her true strength." Naruto though trying to figure out what to do then finally figured out his only option.

So right when Sakura hand was almost on the way up when all of a sudden there was a loud bang as Naruto slammed his hands down on his table. "Screw these rules! You think that a sadistic bastard like you can stop me? No even if you decide that I should be a genin for the rest of my life I will still find a way to become the best kage you have ever seen!" Naruto told him loudly inspiring the rest of the people who were left.

"Damn kid" Was all Ibiki could think seeing as he knew that the atmosphere he just created was gone. "So no one else wants to leave?" Ibiki asked the class already knowing the answer.

"Fine then you all have….passed the first exam." Ibiki told the group shocking them all.

"What? So, this test was all for nothing!?" Ino asked him annoyed with him wasting her time.

Course this just made Ibiki chuckle a bit then slowly take of his headband showing his scarred up head. "This test while being a bit about your knowledge was also about your ability to gather information. For as a ninja you need to be able to gather information without anyone noticing. Though you also need to be willing to do what you have to regardless of the risks." Ibiki told them completely serious. "Now as for the test if you could-" Ibiki started to tell them until he was interrupted by a small ball breaking through a nearby window.

This ball soon threw up a banner and then changed into a woman who was for the most part wearing only a trench coat. Though the banner caught people's attention at first seeing as in large black letters it said 'All praise the sexy and taken second examiner; Anko' though the taken part seemed to be added after the thing was made seeing as it was above a scribbled out 'single.' Course when people saw this they were shocked by the purple haired women who seemed to be a bit crazy. Though Naruto just chuckled a bit figuring that Anko would do something like this.

"Ten…Twenty... Oy Ibiki you left way to many teams! You must be losing your touch." Anko told Ibiki who just growled a bit and looked up at Naruto.

"Well it would have been less if a little brat didn't have to wreck it all for me." He told her then glared at Naruto who just smiled a bit more.

"Oh, so you are blaming your lack of skill on a young kid like me scar head?" Naruto asked deciding to tease the guy who just glared at him even more.

"Damn brat! If you weren't still in this test I would kill you right now!" Ibiki thought then noticed that Anko was laughing at him just like the rest of the class.

"Oh, Naruto-kun you sure know how to piss people off don't you?" Anko asked him still smiling.

"Well I learn from the best now don't I Anko-chan?" Naruto told her returning the smile causing her to laugh a bit more.

"Aww so I did manage to teach you something." She told him teasingly though was actually a bit happy that her friend actually managed to gain her ability to piss people off. "Anyways brats come with me to your next test zone. Oh, and if you aren't there in ten minutes you fail the exam before it even starts." Anko told them with a smile then quickly left the room with the genin following her as fast as they could.

_Ibiki_

Ibiki was collecting all of the papers with the chunin looking through them not really caring what he saw until he came up to one that caught his attention. Seeing as on the back of the paper was only a simple line that seemed kind of strange to him.

'Look at the chalk board'

It was such a strange message that he complied with it just to see what it was and then noticed that there was a bunch of wallets on the wood that was supposed to hold the chalk and on the board was another one of the papers attached to the wall with some tape that had a message that truly surprised him.

'Next time you make a test where you want people to be sneaky don't bring anything you don't want to lose'

So, he looked back at the wallets and quickly reached for his own and noticed that it wasn't there anymore. Then he remembered the fact that he was too focused on watching the kids to even bother looking at the board so someone was so sneaky that they actually managed to take his and the chunin's wallets and put them up in plain sight without any of them noticing. So, he was truly impressed though was also pissed off for obvious reasons. So, he flipped the paper over and found out that the person that wrote it was the same one who was annoying him for the last few moments of the exam. Something that made him end up doing what several others did when they found themselves pranked by Naruto… he screamed 'damn you brat' on the top of his lungs.

(Yes I know he wouldn't do this but come on it is a fan fiction I wanted it to be kind of funny)

_Naruto_

When Naruto heard the scream, he couldn't help but smile a bit and remember how he did a final thing to piss the examiner off.

*Flash Back*

Naruto was bored with about three minutes left so he decided to fall on his old habits and quickly focused his chakra to just under his desk and created a shadow clone right by his feet hiding most of the smoke it also created. After it was created, he used the fact that his henges were practically real due to the amount of chakra he used to make the clone into a small mouse that quietly ran up to each of the chunin one at a time. The clone then used his bloodline to pull their wallets out of their pocket without them noticing and gently to the ground. He then continued to do this until each of the examiners were victims before carrying them over to the black board in front of the classroom. After they were there the clone calmly moved behind the teacher's desk and began to place the wallets on the board. Then for added insult the Naruto clone quickly grabbed a paper and pen from an empty seat. He then quickly wrote his message and tapped it to the wall after taking a quick pit stop at the real Naruto to get said tape from his pranking supplies. Finally, after the task was completely done the clone poofs out of existence giving the real Naruto a satisfied smirk. Course he was a bit sad that no one noticed but shrugged it off figuring that they would find out eventually.

*Flash Back End*

"Man, I may not be a thief but if I ever become one…I bet I could be pretty damn good at it." Naruto thought with a smile then sped up a bit to catch up to Anko who slowed down just enough to talk to him seeing as he was one of the first to leave the room.

"Oy, Naru-chan what the hell was Ibiki yelling about?" Anko asked wanting to not be left in the dark.

"Oh, don't worry about it Anko I was just making sure I returned his and the chunin's wallets after they somehow got out of their pockets." Naruto told her with a smile causing her to laugh.

"And that is why I love hanging out with you brat. You always make things interesting just as soon as you get bored." Anko told him laughing even more. Course Naruto just shrugged as a response.

"Old habits die hard." Naruto told her simply.

"They sure do." Anko told him with a smile then remembered something else she wanted to talk about with him. "Hey, when we get to the area make fun of the forest so I can go 'sadistic' and scare the poor kids a bit more okay?" Anko told him then sped up not bothering to hear his answer. Which of course was a bit of laughing.

"And you just proved my point even more." Was all Naruto could think off as he watched his friend take the lead in running to the area again.

=Jonin Teachers=

All of the Jonin instructors were waiting in one of the classrooms keeping themselves occupied while they waited to see if their team passed the first exam or not. They only did this because it was early enough to either get some training in or to get a head start on a trip home. Course they were surprised when Ibiki kicked the door open clearly annoyed.

"Kakashi what the hell are you teaching your students!" Ibiki asked Kakashi confusing most of the people who knew about Ibiki.

"What?" was all Kakashi could ask still surprised that Konoha's head torturer was acting this way.

"That little blond kid of yours. I don't know how much you worked on stealth but that little shit somehow managed to steal all of our wallets and put them up in plain sight mocking us. So, how did you teach him to put his stealth at such a level?" Ibiki asked still annoyed that the boy pulled one over on him. Course Kakashi was just surprised by this just as much as he was.

"Ibiki I never taught Naruto that much about stealth." Kakahsi told him surprising the others.

"Wait so a kid that was the bottom of his class managed to prank our head torturer."Asuma asked in disbelief.

"Actually come to think of it Naruto always managed to prank higher ranked people without getting caught by most of them…in fact only Hokage-sama or Iruka seemed to be able to find him when he wanted to hide." Kakashi began to think out loud still surprised.

"Hmm. Then I guess Naruto probably just hiding his skill or something and just LET Iruka find him. I mean really he is only a chunin so how could Naruto get caught by him instead of highly trained ANBU." Kurenai told them.

Course this just surprises them even more.

"Naruto exactly how much have you been hiding?" Kakashi couldn't help but think when he thought about the unpredictable blond.

_Naruto_

"Welcome to the forest of death." Anko told them trying to add dramatic effect. So, Naruto did his part and called out loudly causing Anko to 'surprise' him by cutting his cheek showing her sadistic side. She then began to explain the next exam.

"Okay brats your goal is to collect two scrolls from the forest. A heaven and earth scroll. Now you will have five days to collect these scrolls and to bring them into the tower that is in the center of the forest. Now the challenge is that each team gets one scroll and there are no extras. So, you must fight other teams to get other one. Now after you guys sign these papers saying we aren't responsible if you die you may go in and start your test." Anko told them and they all slowly went to grab the papers and filled them out slightly afraid of what was to come except for the read head who seemed to smile at the thought of death. And soon enough they each team was standing at a separate gate ready to enter the forest.

Right when they were all situated they soon heard a static filled voice of Anko. "All ready?...then in 3…2…1…Go" Anko told them then all of the doors were opened by electronic signals allowing all of the kids to run into the forest.

And the second exam finally began.

And that is the end of the second chapter written on my break. Now I know I will have a few people that don't like that I am writing these but not posting these right away but like I said before I know for a fact that I will have a lot of work coming in the last semester I have. Now I know I will have a big English book assignment where I have to create an essay of some sort that will take AGES to do. But I need to work hard on it seeing as it is one of my weaker grades. Anyways seeing as I am sure you don't really care and I am wasting both yours and my time with this.

Readers if you want to talk to me simply go to SuperClaus the person on face book it is me (there should be a link to it on my page). So, if you want to talk just friend request me. Accepted automatically when I see it.

So, anyways I think I have talked enough so JA NE