I know I haven't updated in a while, but it was because of the serious lack of people voting for the baby's name, I think I only got about 3 votes. So I'm not updating again until you guys vote for a name! That is you punishment!
"Ok, well I'll come"
All the guys were sitting round the camp fire, waiting for Sawyer
"Where the bloody
hell is he!" asked Charlie, "he was supposed to be here 20
minutes ago!"
"Cool it tattoo, I'm here!" Sawyer said,
strolling up, a bag on his back
"Where have you been?"
"Gettin' these!" he said as he tipped his bag open and loads of little bottles of alcohol spilled out
"Why did it take you so long, I thought you had them all already?" asked Jack
"Because, doc" Sawyer said smiling, "someone stole some, and I had to get it back"
"Who stole it?" asked Jack
"Your girlfriend"
"Kate's not my girlfriend"
"then how'd' you know who I was talkin' 'bout?"
Jack didn't answer
"Exactly"
Charlie and Hurley high-fived him
"What we playing, Hurley?" asked Boone
"Dunno, dude"
"What about we play 'I never'"
"What's that?" asked Jack
"Play'd it with your girlfriend once"
"Kate's not my-" Jack started, but stopped himself, remembering their earlier conversation
"You're learnin' doc" Sawyer said, "you say 'I never' and finish the sentence, if it's somethin' you did, you drink, if its somethin' you never did, you don't drink"
"That makes absolutely no sense" said Jack, wanting to be the first to insult Sawyers game
"That's what she said" said Sawyer grinning, "but we ended up havin' a pretty good time." Jack frowned, "Learn by example. I never, wore pink"
Charlie, Sawyer and Boone drank
"But, you just said you never wore pink"
"That's how the game works, metro, you can do that" Sawyer said, "Jacko's turn"
"I never kissed a man"
Boone and Charlie drank
"Dudes, that is wrong"
Jack shuddered
"I never did drugs" Said Sayid
Sawyer, Jack, Boone, Hurley and Charlie all drank
"Pray do tell. You first Jack"
"Took weed, I was in Med school at a party, they were passing it around so I tried some, it wasn't bad. But it's not really my thing"
"I took it at a party in High school, didn't like it much" said Boone
"My friend dared me to try it once, it wasn't much fun" Said Hurley
"I was a heroin addict" Charlie said with a sigh, "For about two years, that's what I was doing when the plane crashed, I was taking heroin in the bathroom. I couldn't even go for a plane ride without it. But I'm clean now"
"Well, I took it a few times, when I was feelin' bad, it felt good, but then it wore off, and I felt even worse. Weren't that fun"
"I never, ohhh, I got a good one dudes! I never slept with Kate!" Hurley said, looking pleased with himself
Both Jack and Sawyer drank, Jack frowned, but Sawyer just smirked
"Dude, did you know that?" Hurley asked Sawyer incredulously
"Yeah"
"How?"
"Freckles told me, sort of"
"Dude, no offense, but you know way to much about Jack and Kate"
"When did you sleep with her?" Charlie asked Sawyer
"A long time ago"
"Like how long?"
"I dunno, um, 'bout a month ago?"
"Jack?" asked Charlie
"What?" Jack snapped, angry that Sawyer had slept with Kate first
"When did you sleep with Kate?"
"About a week ago"
"She lied!" said Hurley
"What?"
"She said she never slept with you!"
"That's cos it was supposed to be a secret"
"Oh, how come you're not shocked?" Charlie asked Sayid incredulously
"I already knew this"
"How?"
"I am a human lie detector, Kate was saying to me that she didn't sleep with Jack, she was mad because he kept telling people to ask her, and that Sawyer had started the rumor" Sawyer grinned, "I could tell that she was lying"
"Ok, enough!" Jack said, still angry
"You got a bit of jealousy there doc, cos I got to your woman first?"
"Kate's not my woman, and I'm not jealous" Jack said, even though it was very clear that he was jealous
"Sure your not"
"I never slept with anyone on the island" Charlie said, interrupting
Jack, Sawyer, Sayid and Boone all drank
"Who did you sleep with metro?" Sawyer asked Boone
Boone looked at the ground and said quietly, "before the crash, I slept with Shannon"
Everyone shuddered
"Dude! She's your sister!"
"Step-sister"
"Still, dude"
The guys spent the rest of the night drinking and telling stories about their past.
Don't forget to review and vote for a name for the baby, if you don't vote, I'm not posting anymore chapters!
