Hello everyone and welcome to my next chapter. Now I have to admit that due to me not watching Naruto for a while (come to think of it I never actually finished but got the ending spoiled so I already have decent knowledge of it) so I may need to worry about remembering the order of things…if I want to stay with the series somewhat…still not entirely sure where I want my end point to be. I mean I have two ideas but either one would work really…hopefully. Anyways I hope you all end up enjoying this but sadly due to getting use my job and real life my regular writing is slowing down as well hey on the bright side I did find out a friend of mine from colloge is just as interested in writing as I am…but probably a bit better. Anyways on to the story

P.S. for no reason I am just going to mention that I have decided to make Haku a 'learner' meaning that she is very curious about things and likes to read books to learn about many different subjects.

Chapter 37

~At the restaurant Naruto's group~

Their party was going on for a while and there was already several reorders of different foods and drinks. Due to this Everyone was a bit tipsy except for Naruto who thanks to the fox sealed in him the toxin was nearly instantly wiped from his system. So, instead he simply found amusement in some of the girl's tipsy actions. Though finally they finally had to call it a night so Naruto being the gentleman he was created a clone to bring each of the girls home after they paid for their meal.

"No I don't wanna go home yet!" *Hiccup* Ayame complained apparently having drank a bit too much.

*Sigh* "Ayame why did you drink more than one cup…you already know that you are a lightweight so why did you go past the limit we found out." Ino asked the drunk girl.

"Heh I totally got at least two cups down before the world went blurry." Ayame told Ino happily making the girl shake her head.

"Don't worry Ino I promise I will get her home safely so she can sleep this off." Naruto told the rest of the group only to have Sakura narrow her eyes at the boy.

"You better not try to take advantage of her state Naruto or I promise I will hit you in nuts without holding back. And I am now just as strong as Tsunade-sama." Sakura told him darkly while cracking her knuckles.

"…like she would mind it if he did anyways." Ino mumbled out ruining the dark atmosphere Sakura created.

"W-what!? No girl wants to be rapped when they are drunk Ino don't say that!" Sakura ordered her friend.

"Sakura we are all dating this guy and haven't seen him for three years while we all have grown up and learned about the…needs of a woman. I don't think she would mind if he helped her with this need seeing as we all are going to want to in due time anyways….In fact if he did then that would take the awkwardness of the first time anyways and let her get to the good part." Ino explained causing everyone but Ayame blush.

"W-what are you s-" Sakura began only for Naruto to but in.

"I am NOT going to do that OK!" Naruto told them with his cheeks still bright red. "Now let me walk everyone home…come on Ayame." Naruto told them before grabbing Ayame's hand and dragging the drunk girl back to her house.

_Naruto, Ayame_

"I still can't believe they would talk about…that. I mean really who would ever do something as terrible as that to someone." Naruto mumbled out ignoring most of the strange things Ayame was doing and saying. Finally, after what seemed like hours to Naruto they finally made it to the resturant/house.

"Ok Ayame go on in and go to bed." Naruto told her simply only for her to grab his arm in a firm grip.

"No, you should come in for a bit." She told him.

"Umm.. Ayame it is really late and I don't want to wake the old man or anything." Naruto told her worried for both this reason and because he didn't want to hear what her father would say about getting her this drunk.

"But I don't wanna leave just yet. Please…" she asked giving him the infamous puppy dog stare.

"Well..up…No…ugh fine I will stay with you for just a bit longer." Naruto told her making the drunk girl cheer and do a small victory dance.

"Wow who would have thought that the normally kind yet pretty serious girl would become goofy when she is drunk." Naruto thought laughing a bit but then dragged Ayame to the door and tried to let them in only to find out that the door is locked.

"Um, Ayame you wouldn't happen to have a key would you?" Naruto asked the girl who did a 'thinking pose' for a moment before remembering something and feeling around in her bra. An act that made Naruto blush seeing as this action pulled the rim of her casual dress down a bit letting him see some more cleavage.

"Umm Ayame what are you doing?" Naruto asked the girl.

"I am looking for my key. I know I put it here somewhere….maybe you can find it." She told him making him blush even more.

"H-how about I just get us inside my way instead?" Naruto told her before picking the lock not noticing the disappointed pout that Ayame had on her face.

(AN: Now I never have been around someone severely drunk…or really drunk at all so I am just gonna go with the basic idea you see when it comes to drinking in anime. Now just to let you know I have decided Ayame will be a flirty and goofy drunk)

Still when Naruto finally picked the lock, she went in behind him without complaining. "Ok now come on let's get you to bed so you can sleep the booze off." Naruto told her before looking around the house quietly trying to figure out where her room is seeing as he assumed she wouldn't be of much help. Though much to her surprise she simply nodded in agreement before walking past him making him simply follow her.
"Here we are." She told him happily before opening the door showing Naruto the room behind the door. For instead of the girly room that he expected it was rather normal for a lack of better words. For instead of being filled with 'girly' paint and things it was instead the same white walls the rest of the building had with a few nice paintings on the wall along with pictures of her friends and family.

"Come on let's go in already." Ayame told him after a few seconds pushing him to actually go into the room.

"Why I just wanted to make sure that you made it to bed?" Naruto told her blushing a bit seeing as this is technically the first time he ever entered a girl's room and was alone with her.

"Well silly you don't expect me to go to bed without doing anything fun." Ayame told him.

"Fun?"

"Yes now let's have some special fun." She told him as she leaned down and dragged a finger down his chest.

"U-u-um. I don't think this is the time for that." Naruto stuttered out. "J-j-just get some sleep, you are too drunk to think properly right now."

"Pleeease" She asked with the puppy dog look again. A look that nearly broke his will power until she got close enough that he was able to smell the alcohol on her breath breaking him from his own unrealized lust.

"No, but if you get in bed, I will kiss you good night." Naruto told her making her pout.

"Hmph, not nearly as good but I guess it is a start." Ayame complained but still made Naruto smile only till he looked at her a moment later to find her stripping down to just her bra and panties.

"What are you doing!" Naruto started to yell out before quickly bringing his voice down as much as he could.

"You told me to get ready for bed." She told him simply.

"I meant get ready to sleep!"

"But I can't sleep with my clothes on." She complained turning to fully look at him making him blush.

"F-f-fine just go to bed." Naruto ordered her while quickly turning around to keep himself from staring at her body.
"Okay." She told him happily getting under the sheets before Naruto finally turned around and smile that he didn't see her nearly naked before walking up and kissing her on the forehead.

"Good night." He told her before walking out of the room as the girl got even more comfortable.

"Phew I am so glad that the old man wasn't awake to see all that. I mean he probably would have killed me for that or worse refused to serve me ramen anymore!" Naruto thought as a shiver ran down his spine. Still he quickly left the house to make sure that he wouldn't have to explain why he was there.

~Naruto's Home~

"Ah, finally time to relax a bit before bed." Naruto said as he walked into his home which was still clean thanks to Haku.

"You want to go to bed Naruto-sama? It still isn't that late?" Haku asked overhearing him.

"Yes but after traveling for so long and then all that has happened today I really am tired." Naruto explained. "…and it has been a few years could you please finally stop calling me –sama" Naruto growled out only to see a small smile on her face.

"But then what would I ever call you?" She asked falsely curious.

"Just –kun like everyone else!" Naruto told her yet again.

"But that wouldn't be proper for someone with my duties." She told him clearly holding back a giggle as Naruto's eyebrow began to twitch.

"Why do I even bother?" Naruto eventually mumbled out giving up on trying to change her way of thinking for at least the night. He then simply began to organize the apartment with the stuff that was in his scrolls but made sure to keep the gifts he got for the girls hidden away before Haku could see it. He would worry about giving them out to each girl later on.

Naruto then pulled out a book of seals an sat on the couch with Haku sitting right next to him reading a book as well. They both continued to read for about an hour or two before Naruto felt his eyes growing heavy and decided to call it a night. So, he quickly kissed Haku and told her goodnight before going into his room, stripped off all his close except his boxers, then let sleep take him.

+Next Morning+

When the sun came up it eventually reached the perfect position to send a beam of light through Naruto's window that was enough to wake the blond up.

"Ugh, damn sun why do you always have to be so bright." Naruto complained mentally as he groggily woke up. He then was going to get up but was a bit surprised when he noticed he had something weighing down one half of his body. A weight that he soon found to be Haku when he looked over and couldn't help but smile at the sight of the girl. "Oh yea, I forgot that she use to sleep by me…though I do have to admit that it feels nice to be so close to a loved one again." He thought with a smile gently running his hands through the girl's hair. An activity that made her gain a small smile on her face as she slept. "It is good to be home and finally really get to know my precious people…but I wonder how Fu is doing." Naruto thought hoping he could get off the bed without ruining what seemed to be a good dream that Haku was having. So, he gently pushed on her shoulder to move her a bit away from him so he could slip away quickly. Sadly for him after nearly getting away he froze up when he heard a groan from Haku which gave her enough time to wrap her arms around of his and pull herself close to him again to enjoy the heat he gave off. Though now Naruto was blushing up a storm feeling the soft cushions that his arm now was resting on. A fact that made him freeze up for a moment out of surprise which the still asleep Haku apparently took as him trying to escape seeing as she snuggled closer to him and now had her legs wrapped around his allowing him to feel her soft legs against his bare skin. A fact that made him react even more seeing as she still seemed to prefer to wear only a small nightgown to bed making him well aware of what the cotton feeling on his leg most likely was.

"Well this sucks…I somehow got stuck in what could only be called ero-sennin's dream spot just because I didn't want to wake her up. Now if she does wake up I am pretty sure one of us will die of embarrassment." Naruto thought with his face pretty much completely red seeing as he felt his lower friend begin to react to his predicament. He now was almost regretting the fact that Jiraiya made sure that he helped fix Naruto's lack of education in what the man called 'the wonders of female flesh'. Still after trying to think of a way to get out of his predicament without any ideas coming to him. So, in the end he simply decided to lay there for a while hoping that she would move away from him before she woke up. Though this idea lead to him falling asleep.

+Few hours later+ *lime moment (…pretty sure that is what I have seen people call these)*

Haku finally began to wake up and start her day off as she rubbed the sleep out of her eyes. Normally she would have sat up but right now she didn't want to leave the warmth of her body pillow. "Wait a minute I don't have a body pillow." Haku thought tensing up for a moment before remembering that Naruto was finally back home. With that being remembered she calmed down and went back to cuddling with Naruto simply enjoying finally having the warm pillow she came to enjoy during her time 'serving' him. "Ah, it is good to have you back Naru-kun. I missed having you around even if you don't know just how thankful I am of all you have done for me. After all, while Zabuza-sama protected and trained me as I grew up; you were the one that let me accomplish my dreams and gave me something worth living for. Without you I never would become a medical ninja or even be able to live comfortably in a house." She thought happily truly in love with the blond that literally made her world better than she could have ever imagined it would be. She only hoped that he loved her just as much as she did him…even if he did have to date several other girls. After all what girl didn't want to be with someone that truly loved them. Though she decided to simply not worry about that for the moment and instead just enjoy the warmth she felt and the sound of his heartbeat.

Course now that she was actually paying attention, she finally noticed just how close she got to him and blushed. For not only did she have his arm in between her breast but she also felt his thigh painfully close to rubbing against her private place. Though the thing that made her blush even harder was the fact that she actually could see Naruto's morning wood making a bulge underneath the thin blanket they had around him. "I am so glad that he isn't up yet." She thought blushing though after about a minute her blush increased a bit more as she began to get more curious about the one part of having a relationship, they never came close to having yet. So, acting on her curiosity she gently moved her hands lower slowly so that she wouldn't wake Naruto. She then reached his crotch and gently placed her hand down to feel what he had hidden underneath the boxers and blanket. "Are boys supposed to be this big?" Haku thought with her full face feeling like it was on fire. For while she has read human anatomy books she never saw a man's penis in real life.

"Huh, so it really does get hard like wood….maybe those dirty books actually had some truth in them….but I wonder if it really looks like a mushroom." Haku thought but didn't dare move in fear that Naruto would catch her. So, for about a minute she simply moved her hand around his crotch trying to feel each part of her lover's privates until yet again her curiosity got the better of her "Oh, he hasn't woken up yet…I am sure that just getting a quick peak won't hurt." She eventually though before bringing her hands back up to slowly bring the blanket off of them, stopping only once when Naruto suddenly moved a small bit in his sleep. She then slowly sat up began the pull his boxers down until all of a sudden his member launched free of its confines and stood at attention in front of her. She simply sat there staring at for a second in surprise before deciding to feel it without the cloth in the way and wrapped her hand around it with a blush permanently stuck on her cheeks. "It feels even warmer than the rest of his body…and it feels so strange." She thought interested in her discoveries. "…I guess I am already this far I might as well see if I can see the last part." Haku thought now way to stuck in her testing that she couldn't stop herself at the moment. So, with that being said she slowly began moving her hand on Naruto's shaft at first scared when he started to moan before realizing that he still wasn't waking up and began to enjoy the sound. She then spent the next minute or two stroking his cock until finally she got annoyed that he didn't cum yet and decided to try another thing she read in a dirty book. With that in mind she leaned down and gave Naruto's cock a long lick all the way up to the head before finally deciding to go for it and put his cock into her mouth and began to bob her head down as far as she could force his eight-inch cock. A fact that made the sleeping Naruto moan even more making Haku mentally smile.

_Naruto_

When Naruto finally began waking up again, he immediately noticed that not only did his morning wood seem to be harder than it ever was before but he also was feeling both a wet and amazingly pleasurable sensation coming from it. So, he groggily looked down and got a nose bleed when he saw his girlfriend wearing only her underwear and night gown bobbing on his cock rather quickly. In fact, he tried to say something to her but the sound that came through his voice was instead a throaty moan. He then noticed that she looked up at him and simply was staring into his eyes apparently surprised seeing as she stopped moving completely with only the head of his member in her mouth. Course he felt so good right now that her stopping for just this moment made him feel a bit annoyed and without thinking he placed his hand on her head and pushed down on it softly before finding his voice finally. "Please don't stop." He begged her needing a release now and thankfully for him she seemed to be happy to give him just that and began bobbing her head even faster making him moan more while keeping his hand on top of her head. This continued until he finally couldn't take it anymore and tried to warn Haku only to yet again have his voice fail and become only a moan as he came in her mouth. A surprise that make Haku move back and even unintentionally remove herself completely from his cock leaving his last few shots of semen to land on her face seeing as she didn't pull her head back completely.

Now Naruto would have apologized for not only seemingly causing her gag reflex to act up but also for cumming her on her face but froze as he saw her swipe up a bit of his cum with two fingers and stick it in her mouth for a taste. An action that made his member almost painfully hard now as he fell into a pool of lust and instead sat up and made Haku lay down on the bed. He then quickly removed what little clothes the blushing girl had and decided to return the favor. Course he really had no idea what he was doing so he simply followed what one of the scenes the character's in Jiraiya's book did in the chapters that he was forced to read. So, he quickly began licking at her pussy in several different directions but noticed he wasn't having nearly as much effect as the girl had on him. Seeing this he let himself go and instinctively stuck his tongue as deep into her as he could and began moving it around finally getting the moans he wanted to hear.

"Oh, Naruto!" He heard her moan out which to him was musical as he continued his work. He then noticed a slight bump near his nose and brought his hands up to play with it and noticed that she instantly began to attempt to thrust her hips closer to his fingers; an action that would have made him smile if he could. Still he continued his actions and later brought his other hand into the action and began to pump them into her pussy with his tongue making the girl go wild and even put her hands firmly into his blond hair. It wasn't much longer until he heard her scream out "Naruto!" before a wave of fluid launched into his mouth that he began to swallow after a moment of surprise. Finally, after the flow stopped cuming he sat up and looked at his panting lover who currently had just as big of a blush on her face as he did. Though her own expression of lust drove his own to be even stronger as he positioned his cock at her entrance and began to push the head into her pu-

*lime end*

"Naruto-kun are you home!?" They both heard a female voice yell before a loudly knocking on the door. An action that had the effect of ruining the moment and make the two of them quickly grab some of their clothes to see who had scared them out of their lustful moment. He then saw Sakura outside of his door.

"Ugh he has to be home why does he seem to be taking so long? He has to be here. I mean it is too early for him to be off doing stuff…right?" Sakura thought a bit annoyed.

"Hey Sakura what can I do for you?" Naruto asked her but quickly noticed that she glanced over his state of dress and blushed.

"W-well I just have a message for you from Tsunade-sama and figured we could talk over breakfast." Sakura told him still trying not to look at his disheveled appearance.

"H-he is basically only wearing his t-shirt and boxers…why does he think that is the right thing to greet someone with…come to think of it isn't that the shirt that he wore yesterday but all wrinkled up….and what is that smell…is it!" Sakura thought with a blush. For while she has worked in the hospital she has unfortunately walked in on several patients and their family doing the deed or getting close to it. So she had a very good idea what Naruto could have just been doing.

"I-I'm sorry I-I didn't realize you were having s-s-a relationship currently. I will talk with you later!" Sakura told him with a blush before trying to leave.

"Wait Sakura!" Naruto stopped her with a blush strongly present on his face. "I-its ok we just got a bit too handsy while waking up." Naruto admitted before coughing trying to get the conversation away from it. "Anyways how about you just give me like ten minutes and I'll meet you someplace ok?" Naruto asked her.

"Y-yea let's do that…I'll just come back in like 30 minutes." Sakura agreed only to see Haku at the door fully dressed.

"Sorry Sakura-san. Do you want me to make some breakfast for you instead of having to go out?" Haku asked the girl.

"N-no its ok we will just go someplace….I just didn't expect you guys to be doing…that." Sakura told her with her cheeks still red.

"…well when you see new things aren't you curious as well? My curiosity just happened to be after deciding to fall asleep next to Naru-kun." Haku told her rather bluntly making Sakura blush even more.

"I-I see." Sakura muttered.

"Anyways feel free to come back after your conversation for lunch. We always have a lot thanks to my master's bottomless pit." Haku told her with a kind smile. They both then heard Naruto call over to them 'I don't eat THAT much' making Haku giggle.

"…If that is what you want then maybe I will take you up on that….but please clean up a bit before cooking anything." Sakura told her then watched as Haku just look at her confused. But Sakura just pointed at the top her own head. This made Haku reach up and touch her hair and quickly noticed that she still had some semen in her hair.

"I-I see… I am very sorry for this blunder." Haku told her finally blushing.

ANE: So yet again I had to drastically had to change this chapter but I don't think it turned out too bad….I didn't realize just how bad my blunder was but I am glad I am finally somewhat fixing it…but reading my lemon and limes are going to be a bit of a strange idea to me…luckily there aren't many

And that is where I am going to end it. Now I hope some of you like the tease I did…and if not honestly I wouldn't feel too bad seeing as I have already decided I really don't have much interest in writing pure porn stories. Though you never know I may make one just for the heck of it. Now for once I actually don't have much to say so I won't put as much junk as I usually do so for now Ja Ne.

P.S. I just realized that I might read a bit too much on FF…I mean I actually have read all the stories on my alert and/or favorite list and my alerts are up to nearly 200 (even though a good amount no longer update sadly) and my favorites are up to 100…I may have a problem.