( here is my dark cloud medical commertial .. funny as hell )
announcer dude : have you ever felt lonely
random man : yes yes i have
announcer dude : are you suffering so badly and need some form of entertainment
random man : damn straight .. but what can i do about it
announcer dude : there is a new medicine for sever lonlitus ( pronounced lonely - itus )
announcer dude : here : hits him with ps2 and copy of dark cloud 2 :
random man : ow .. cool a ps2 .. but whats this game ..
announcer dude : play it
random man : so fun ... cant put game down .. gotta clear the sindain forests .. gotta beat rainbow .. butterfly
announcer dude : side effects of dark cloud 2 include
severe addiction
loss of apitite
loss of sleep
loss of friends
loss of hair ( trust me i pull mine out whenever i die )
lack of sexual desire
herpies type a ( lol )
gingivitus
funky ass
loss of vision
and severe zombie ness