Authors note; I updated chapter 2 after I realised that I made loads of spelling and grammar mistakes. So on with the story and stuff.
Disclaimer; Every day I put 1 cent in a jar. Every day, sadly I still do not have enough to buy Xiaolin showdown, but some day. My point is I do not own Xiaolin showdown, yet.
Melissa was pissed off. Her moms stupid cats where every ware. What's worse is that they were in her room. Melissa hated when those little fs had pissed all over her bed. Melissa hated cats. She absolutely hated cats. Every one thought since her mom was in love with them, she was. But she wasn't. she loathed cats and her mom had millions of the furry bds. When melisa took over the world the first thing she would do is kill all cats.
"Damn cats" muttered Melissa as she stormed into her moms clothes room. Her mom was a rich designer for, guess what? Cat clothes so there was one room in the house where Catnappay made her expenses cat clothes. Also it's the room where Catnappay got her cats to try on outfits to see if they fitted and if looked good etc. "oh good, melisa there you are. I have something your going to love" said Catnappay. "mom, your stupid cats pissed all over my bed again" screamed Melissa "I'll deal with that in a minute. But first you have to see this I know your just going to love it" replies Catnappay "oh god, what is it" said Melissa. Catnappay then pulled out an updated version of her old cat outfit. "Mom for the last time, I'm only going to wear that thing if you let me get a dog" shouted Melissa at the top of her voice. "Melissa I'm not getting you a dog. There dirty and smelly and stupid. I mean how are my little darlings supost to live in the same house as a dog" said Catnappay. "at leased they don't piss all over my bed" replied Melissa. "darling I said I'd handle that in a minute. Now maybe if I just made the tail shorter you'd.." said catnappay "NO" screamed Melissa. God I hate cats thought Melissa.
After chasing May around for an hour Jadin, Raimiko and Dan had to stop because May had climbed up the tallest tree she could find and was at the very top of that tree. It took allot of coxing to get her down. "come on May were sorry" said Raimiko. "yah we won't hug you any more, promise" said Jadin. " thanks allot Raimiko, now she'll never come down" wisped Jadin. "Hay it was funny at the time, how was I supposed to no she could climb to the very top of a tree even when she's inured" replied Raimiko. "May if you come down I'll umm I'll help you make the other to sufferer" said Dan. "really" said May "great now we got to get hurt" said Raimiko "serves you right" said Jadin. "I didn't see you object when we first started chasing her" said Raimiko "shut up" said Jadin.
Finally they May came down, and when she came down Dojo had come back with Clay, Kimiko, Raimundo and master monk Guan. The minute Raimiko saw Dojo he legged it over. "Mom, Dad" Raimiko said as he went over and greeted his parents.
After about an hour of family reunions and so and so met so and so, or I haven't seen you since you were this highs. It was time for the new monk's element were decided. "Dan your wind, Jadin your fire, may your water and Raimiko your fire. Now if you'll excuse us, all the master dragons must talk about what new evils there are. You 4 should socialise " said master fung as he and the other masters walked into the meditation room (were the shen gong woo are kept). "Wow that was quick, I seriously thought being made monks would take longer and allot more…. Ceremonial" said Jading "yeah same hear, but meh what can ya do" said Dan. "I guess your right" said Raimiko. "honestly I didn't know what to expect" said May. "so what new evil do you think where going to have to face" said Raimiko "what's a evil" said May "you have no idea what evil is?" said Jadin "well I have know memory, remember" said May and which was a total lie and she did have her memory she just didn't want to tell anyone "oh yeah. Well evil is where you do bad stuff and… Raimiko you seem to know allot about this stuff you tell her cause I can't" said Jading "why me… fine, evil is where you want to take over the world and you care about no one but yourself" said Raimiko "oh so are we evil" said May "NO" said everyone. "oh so what are we then if where not evil" said May "were the opposite of evil, were good" said Raimiko. "And it's our job to stop evil from taking over the world and hurting people" said Dan "and they try to do that allot" said Jading "and will be there to stop them" said Raimiko "yeah as long as no one hugs me" said May.
