Authors note: I'm a little sad that not that many people are reviewing but that doesn't mean I'm going to stop writing cause I enjoying writing this, and to all that have reviewed "thanks it means allot to me" and to people that haven't "do it" p.s. i have some knew tackticks to get people toreview.
Disclaimer: I wish I could say I owned xiaolin showdown sadly I don't and sadly I can't think up a better disclaimer.
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After a day of getting to know one another the xioalin dragons (omi, clay, master monk guan, etc) left to go fight some new evil, and Jadin, Raimiko, Dan and May had to start there training the next day. It was the basic bamboo jumping, blade avoiding stuff. As you can all guess Raimiko had already done stuff like before so he was really good, May found herself to be a natural, Jadin found it hard and challenging but did well for his first attempt and as we expected Dan did terribly by falling allot and jack spicer being your dad doesn't help much with jack being totally helpless and all. After Dan had fallen of one of the bamboo poles for the 50th time in two minutes master fung told them that they could go take a break. After that they all collapsed on some grass in exhaustion.
"what did I get myself into" said Dan "tell me about it" said Jadin "Raimiko how did you get so good" said Jadin "a lot of practise and determination" replied Raimiko "oh, May how did you get that good" said Dan "I have no idea" said May "do you remember anything" said Raimiko "um… It's all hazy, all I can think of is kitkit" said May "kitkit what does that mean" said Jading "can't remember" said May "o.k. that's weird" said Raimiko. "yeah well at least your good at this hole mashel arts thing, I'm useless at it" said Dan "don't worry Dan it's only our first day of training, you'll get better" reassured Jadin.
Just then Dojo came slithering up. "guys a new shen gong wu has just activated. All the new monks looked at Dojo in utter confusion, its not that they didn't know what a shen gong wu was it was just they had know idea what to do. "alright let me explain," said Dojo (I'm not going to make dojo explain everything because it would be to long and boring and everyone already knows what shen gong wu are, and just so you won't be confused later. Dojo also explained what show downs are and all that jazz)
After going though everything with the new monks Dojo told them to get a move on and they hoped on to his back. "so what shen gong wu is it" asked raimiko while they were flying in mid air "it's actually two shen gong wu the desire arrow and the bow of the heart" replied Dan who had the shen gong wu scroll. "why did you put the two together, I thought you only hid one shen gong wu in one place Dojo" said Raimiko (this is subliminal messaging you will review this story, oh and there will be alot more subliminal messaging) " I do it's just that these two need to be kept together and I was running out of places to hide shen gong wu" said Dojo "so what does this one do" asked Jading "well who ever gets hit by the desirer arrow falls in love with the first person they see but it only works if you fire it with the bow of the heart and vice versa, it's handy if you want to set people up at party's" said Dojo.
"Also there's a funny story behind these to shen gong wu. I hide them in Italy, but someone named Cupid came along and dug them up, then went around claming he was a god, he made the people who didn't believe him fall In love with people who were already in love with someone else or people who aren't aloud to love, thus they killed them self's due to a broken heart. Thankfully before he died he had them hidden in the temple the Romans built for him(1). So no one would ever know. Continued Dojo
"so I'm guessing were going to cupids temple" said Jading "you know it" said Dojo. "I hope Chase and Wuya don't try and stop us" said Raimiko "Chase and Wuya" said May "oh you probly don't know them, there really evil guys that are trying to take over the world, as evil people do, both have succeeded once but then were defeated" answered Jading "oh, o.k." said May. "This isn't going to end well" thought May.
They soon arrived at cupids temple. As they walked down the cold, crumbling, dusty old temple they came to a room were there was 2 corridors. "alright we'll spilt up, May and me will go into the one on the right, Dan and Jadin will go into the one on the left" said Raimiko. "o.k. Rai and May take the fancy feet and Jay and Dan take the human cannon ball thing(2) and come find each other if you find anything or get in trouble" said Dojo "right" said everyone and they then spilt up.
As Dan and Jadin walked down the corridor not much was said until. "Hey Dan do you think it was a coincidence or accident when Raimiko parried himself up with May" said Jading "what do you mean?" replied Dan "never mind" said Jading "no tell me" said Dan "o.k. doesn't it seem strange that when May said she didn't like hugs Rai went around hugging her, and at the first chance he got he parried himself up with her" cheekily said Jading "oh" said Dan "your still not getting me are you?" asked Jading "no, sorry" replied Dan. "sigh, alright just follow this plain and you'll be fine so..…" said Jadin as they continud to walk down the corridor
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(3)Wuya had senesced a new shen gong wu, of course Chase wasn't allowing her to go after them. But Chase wasn't here, he had gone to fight Omi and the rest of them, but had pacifically said that if he found out wuya had gone after shen gong wu, child or no child, Wuya would find herself without a place to stay(4).
But he didn't say that Wuya couldn't make other people go after them for her. The minute the Desire Arrow and the Bow of the Heart activated she went to go find Chao.
As she entered Chao's room she found him sparring. "Chao dear would you stop for a minute" said Wuya sweetly "what is it mother" asked Chao who had ignored her and hadn't stopped sparring. "A new Shen gong wu has activated" said wuya "so…." said Chao who was kicking an imaginary foe. "I want you to go after it and get it for me" said Wuya. "Didn't father say we weren't allowed go after shen gong wu?" said Chao who stopped sparring and was now looking at Wuya(review the story) "yes but he didn't say you weren't allowed" answered Wuya. "yes he did, he kept warning me that son or not he'd kick my ass if I went after shen gong wu" said Chao "I don't remember him saying that" said Wuya "that's because you were to busy looking at yourself in the mirror, he told me not to every hour on the hour, and I swear he also kept telling me while I was asleep" said Chao "well that's not the point, he's not here right now and if you and I ever want to rule the world we need to eliminate the competition which is Chase and to do that we need shen gong wu" said Wuya
"eh" said Chao "What, is he behind me?" said wuya who quickly turned around to check if Chase was there, when she saw no sign of Chase she turned back around. "Don't scare me like that, Chao!" said Wuya "sorry mother" said Chao who wasn't the least bit sorry and actually looked amused at Wuyas miniature panic attack "well are you going to go get the Shen gong wu or not?" asked wuya "alright all go, were is it anyway?" asked Chao. Wuya then told Chao what shen gong wu it was, were it is and how to get there.
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Melissa was in her room listing to music and drawing bloody endings for cats(5) when her Mom rushed in. "Melissa a shen gong wu has just activated this is your chance to get rich, get your coat and get going" said catnappa. "Alright but 1. I'm taking over the world and I'm already rich thanks to you and 2. I'm not wearing that stupid cat outfit" said Melissa "but it would look so cute and…" said catnappa "no mom, now tell me wear and what it is" said Melissa "fine" said catnappa and after telling her daughter that she only knew that shen gong wu had activated and that she didn't know what it was she gave have daughter jack spicers old shen gong wu tracking devise,(6) Melissa then went on her way.
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May and Raimiko were still walking down the corridor.(review this story) Raimiko was stuck for words. His mouth was as dry as a desert(7) after a while of walking down a corridor that looked like it never ended he finally got the courage to say "so May, why do you always keep your hair in a French plat". "Because my hair doesn't look nice down, now can we please just try and find this shen gong wu" answered May. She didn't mean to be mean to Raimiko it's just that she didn't want to show him her hair when it's down and she was nevus about the evil they might face, she had only Ever faced evil once and look how good that turned out(8)
It was then that Raimiko and May reached a dead end. "Dang" said Raimiko but May did not answer she just looked at a brick on the old wall that meant a dead end. She then went up to it and pushed it. Turns out that it was a secrete button that moved the wall away and lead to a secrete chamber. When the went in the wall closed behind them and there was someone in front of them. "Finally I was beginning think that I wouldn't have to face anyone" said there mysterious foe "May get ready to fight" whispered Raimiko
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Who is this mysterious foe? What is Jadin's plan? Will Dan ever under stand what Jadin is talking about? Will Chase ever find out Chao and Wuya disobeyed him? Will Melissa ever find out what Shen gong wu activated? Why do birds suddenly appear ever time you are near? Will I ever stop asking questions? Find out next time.
(1)- Romans build temples for all sorts of gods and I know they steal gods of other religions and Cupid was actually Eros from the Greek religion but meh poetic licence. Also know that Dojo hid the shen gong wu at presumably 500AD and the romans were long gone by then but again poetic licence.
(2)- I can't remember the name for that shen gong wu. If anyone knows please tell me.
(3)- this was at the same time that Dojo had told the others that a new shen gong wu had activated also the same time Catnappa had told Melissa.
(4)- he'd kick her out of his evil lair.
(5)- She was drawing pictures of dead cats, killed by her. Example- cat with a dagger in its back.
(6)- when Jack gave up being evil he had a huge garage sale and sold all his evil stuff, and he sold his shen gong wu tracking thing to catnappa.
(7)- mmm dessert. Sorry i'm just really hunger.
(8)- chapter two, when Raimiko first saw May she was badly injured, also read what it says when she first wakes up. You can probably put two and two together, and if you can't well tuff because I'm not spelling it out for you and you'll find out later enyway.
