Authors note: you've probably already know that I've started something no one else has thought of on fan fiction (well I've never seen it done before) subliminal messaging, mahahahaha, and there's more were that came from mahahahahah cough cough, I really should stop laughing evilly so much but meh, mahahahahahahaha. Anyway thanks to Suicidal RuBBerDuckie for the great review and yes I was actually going for the whole find out next time on dbz I was even going to put that in, and thanks to everyone else who reviewed. Also Mays past will be revelled soon, maybe in this chapter, maybe the next, I don't know.
Disclaimer: I own nothing, not even my dignity that went long ago because my mother gets kicks out of humiliating me. (well that's not entirely true, I do own everything I said I owned in chapter two.)
After having to go though his plain 5 times to Dan, Jadin was sure that by now Dan under stood it. "Alright so were do we get the chicken" said Dan "I never said anything about a chicken, Dan. I said we call him a chicken" said Jadin "oh well that plan is sneaker than a cattle hustler in cow world" said Dan "yeah I know but it will be hilariously funny" said Jadin "how is it going to be funny" said Dan "because…" Jadin was cut short when he saw a big spaces room with a statue of cupid at the back marking the end of the long corridor and the entrance to a big room. "Yes the long, boring corridor of doom has ended" rejoiced Dan "finally that place was hell, now lets get looking for the shen gong wu so we can get out of here so we can put my plan into action" said Jadin "if you think that corridor was hell than your mistaken because it's about to get a whole lot worse" said a dark shadow that was standing right beside the statue of cupid. (that was made of marble)
Jadin and Dan became frozen solid when the heard the strangers voice because it was then they realised that the two best fighters of the new monks were god no's were doing god no's what. Dan and Jadin were still a stiff as boards when the stranger stepped out of the shadow of the statue to reveal himself. He had short red hair and was wearing a black robe, toga thing(1) he was allot bigger and taller than Jadin and Dan put together and he looked like he could win in a fight against both of them without breaking a sweat. " this isn't going to end well" said Dan ""what was your first guess" replied Jadin
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May and Raimiko were in the secrete room, the shen gong wu wasn't in sight. The room was small, it had an old musty smell(2) like every room there, they could see a big alter I the distance, but a girl with blonde hair and green eyes with jeans and a t-shirt that said "die you little furry freaks". (review) May and Raimiko were in a fighting position. "how ever you are your going down" said Raimiko. "the name's Melissa, learn it, live it and love it, jackass(3)" said three guesses who(4) "if you're here for the shen gong wu your not going to get it" said May "oh know I was here for the beautiful scenery" said Melissa. "really, o.k. Rai lets go" said May how forgot her fighting position. "May, she was being sarcastic" said Raimiko "what's being sarcastic" asked May. As May pondered on what sarcasm was and Rai smacked his forehead, Melissa took her chance and threw a punch at Mays head. May was still thinking when Melissa's fist came at her. "May watch out" screamed Raimiko. "hue, what" said May as she caught Melissa's fist when it was inches from Mays face. "w.t.f" said Melissa. May then twisted Melissa's fist. "ow ow ow that hurts" wined Melissa who was in severe pain. "Were you lying when you said you were here for the scenery" asked May as she held Melissa in a Chinese burn kind of thing. "No shit Sherlock" answered Melissa. This was not a smart thing to say when someone has your arm in a Chinese burn, because this made May twist it more. "ow ow, o.k. sorry now let me go" said Melissa as she tried to get out of Mays grip. "mmm no, I don't think I'm going to do that" answered May "let me go now you f b" screamed Melissa "Rai start looking for the shen gong wu and I'll keep the Diva here busy" said May. "um alright" said Raimiko as he snapped back into reality because while May was twisting Melissa's arm he was just standing there watching in amazement. "you'll pay for this" said Melissa "sure we will" answered May (review the story) "you will, my mother is a very powerful woman" said Melissa "whatever gets you to sleep at night, b" replied Raimiko. "now if I was Cupid were would I hide a shen gong wu" said Raimiko to himself. "wait, I got it" shouted Raimiko as he ran up to the marble alter(5). He then began pushing the alter and it slowly started to move. When he had moved it the was a hole under it, with the Bow of the heart in it. When May saw it Melissa realised she had let her guard down. Melissa took her chance and broke out of Mays grip and dived over to the Shen gong wu, she grabbed it at the same time that Rai did. The bow of the heart then started to glow. "Melissa I challenge you to a xiaolin showdown
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"hmm so the xiaolin temple has new monks. And I thought that only people that are strong and worthy are allowed train there. They must be going blind" sneered Chao. "shut up you ginger"(6) said Jadin. "I have a name weakling" said Chao. "What is it Ginger Mc ugly" commented Jadin "em Jay I don't think insulting him is a" said Dan but he was interrupted because Chao and Jadin where to busy with there slaging match(7) "its Chao young you looser" answered Chao."wait are you saying that your Chase and Wuya's kid" said Dan in a terrified voice "yeah and who are your parents Inbred and Pathetic" insulted Chao "well at least his parents aren't a 1500 year old witch with no powers and a 1500 year old dragon freak that's in love with cats" said Jadin (if there was a audience watching at that time they would have said he got served) "you'll pay for that one" said Chao who was know really pissed off "bring it on cheddar head" answered Jadin as both he and Chao got into fighting positions. The two then started fighting with the kicking, screaming, jumping, tripping, surprise attacks, weird fighting names (like repulse the monkey) and injuries.
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"alright loser name your game" said Melissa. "The game is Fan fiction, the one who writes the best story wins" said Raimiko. "I wager the fancy feet against your….. What shen gong wu do you have?" said Raimiko "I have the shard of lighting" answered Melissa "o.k. against your shard of lighting, wait how did you get the shard of lighting" asked Raimiko "I stole it, duh" said Melissa "fine, lets go xiaolin showdown" shouted the both of them.
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Dojo was outside the temple blissfully sunbathing "ah this is the life, hmm I wonder how the new monks are getting on" thought Dojo "meh I'll worry about that later right know its Dojo time"
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Who won the fight between Chao, Jadin and Dan? Well I'm lazy so you decide if you review.
(1) you know the episode were omi goes evil, well Chao's robe thing is like that except in Chao's size
(2) to me that smells like Christmas and yes I do associate smells with holidays and the old musty smell is the Christmas smell.
(3) I got that from the movie jaw breaker, god I love that movie
(4) whoever guesses the name wins a prize.
(5) almost every thing in the temple is marble
(6) in Ireland everyone insults ginger people like that.
(7) slagging is Irish slang for insulting