Dirty Dancin'
Chapter 9
Disclaimers: I would like to own Naruto. But I don't.
Dear readers,
Sorry for the long absence. Life has been hectic, I am short for time to do any thing including eating and sleeping since my university life started.-Sooky has to travel 2 hrs to get to her uni- Please enjoy what little time you may have left before you become an "adult". XD I'll try to update as soon as possible, which I highly doubt would be possible. Any how thank you for all your support thus far. Even for those who dislike the KakashixIruka ) oh there's a tad bit of KakaxNaru in this one D!
Now back to where I've left off … (RAW version) -love sookybabi
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Dirty Dancin'
Chapter 9
The blonde fumbled with his seatbelt, until it unlatched at the buckle.
Still staring at the grey haired man who seemed to be in a trance, he quickly leant over and gently pecked him on his clothed cheek.
The action snapped Kakashi back into reality, turning his attention to the boy that unexpectedly kissed him. The masked face looked at the flawless gentle face that was looking at him with concern.
"See you tomorrow, Naru-chan" Kakashi watched sadly as the slim body climbed out of the car.
Without looking back Kakashi drove off.
Naruto yawned as his father's arms dived into the forest-like closet.
There were veins popping on the man's fro.
This wonderful landmark was meant to be cleaned out a month ago but seemingly it's Naruto, Iruka never expected it to ever happen.
Mysterious items that were lost and now found flew behind Iruka as he hurriedly tried to locate today's mission – Naruto's board shorts. He even managed to find a stash of expired ramen, Naruto refused to let Iruka throw them into the rubbish bin.
"Naru-chan give me a hand. I can't find anything under all of this junk!" requested the brunette.
"KAGE NO BUNSHINN!" hollered the blonde whilst he stood with his legs spread and hands clasped on top of the bed.
SMACK
A slipper slid down the surprised teens face.
"Otousan is too cruel; you didn't have to throw your slipper at me." Naruto whined as he passed the slipper back to his father and reached out to assist the search.
Iruka swiftly turned around and grabbed the angelic face.
"If you had time to watch those ninja shows of yours I am sure you would have had plenty of time to sort out this mess by yourself. Why didn't you tell me last night that you needed your swim-gear? I could have gotten it out, now we'll both going be late for work because…" Iruka scolded his son as he pinched the smooth cheeks, stretching them as far apart as he could.
The blue crystals looked up at the other, tearing a little.
Naruto pouted, his lips trembling.
Iruka let go.
He couldn't punish that face. (It was just too cute XD)
"Otousan, gomen…I was really tired last night. I forgot all about it!" the blonde apologized hugging his father's broader shoulders from behind.
"Why do you even need them for?" questioned the frustrated brunette.
Naruto didn't even know exactly why…
So saying anything couldn't be lying.
"I think we have a competition or something?" answered the blonde with a lot of doubt to whether it was as simple as that.
"I'm going to get something to eat, I'll be right back" informed the teen as he strolled out towards the kitchen.
Iruka frowned, He dislike the idea that his precious little blonde was going to be parading in front of other in those tight board shorts of his. An idea struck his head …
Iruka dug deeper into the pile, this time it was fruitful.
A pair of light green panda patterned board shorts. Iruka studied the item in his hand.
Na – uh, his son wasn't going to be wearing something so cute and so tight around his bottom.
It would only bring him trouble.
Inner Iruka cried out with streams of sparkling tears
Naruto, Otousan is going to do what's best for you.
Iruka had something on his mind. His eyes glowed deviously…
(N.B: yes Iruka can be evil sometimes, in my story anyway hoho)
The brunette reached out for a sharp object lying on the ground. This happens to be one of Naruto's Gundam figurines that he kept since childhood. He stabbed it into the material ripping holes until there were enough that it could compete with a net.
(N.B: Gundam Wing: is an anime based on mecha/action. The figurine used is probably a robot with spiky antennas XD)
A dark evil grin of satisfaction grew from one corner of Iruka's face to the other the room grew eerie.
Light footsteps thumped behind Iruka.
"Otousan you've found them! You're great!" Naruto praised spitting out some cookie crumbs as he reached out for them.
"Naru-chan I don't think you can wear them out today. The moths got to it before I did," his father suggested as he held up what was left of that cute panda print.
Naruto stood there biting on his bottom lip some crumbs stuck on his face.
(N.B: Naruto can I rape you right now? XD)
"These were my favorite ones, actually the only ones I've ever owned!" Naruto was on the verge of breaking into tears. The blonde poked a finger and wiggled it through one of the holes supposedly made by a naughty moth.
Iruka's heart cringed at the sight of his upset son, shaking his head not to give in. This pain was worth protecting the blonde.
"Naru-chan, don't be down. I'll buy you another one after summer (swimsuits are on sale at that time lol) meanwhile you can use one of my old ones." His father cheered, as he walked over to a set of drawers near the bed.
"Arigato Otousan, I don't know what to do without you!" smiled a happier blonde.
Iruka brought out a neatly folded paper bag. Taking out the contents and handing it over to his anxious son.
"Naruto, put this on now so you can save time once you get there." the brunette advised.
(N.B: Iruka actually didn't want other's to feast on Naruto's slim delicious body. XD )
Iruka walked Naruto to his pick up point and left for work.
Not long after he arrived, the motor of Kakashi's car could be heard revving down the street.
The speeding car abruptly braked in-front of the blonde, the door opened automatically to welcome the teen.
Naruto got in and smiled at the driver.
"Good morning sunshine. You ready to have some fun?"
Naruto nodded.
'I wonder what that pervert is thinking' thought Naruto
As if Kakashi heard his little question, there was an answer.
'I can't wait till I see him in all wet and wild' squealed the grey-haired man.
Kakashi kept looking at Naruto weirdly throughout the drive…
This time when Kakashi pulled up to the mansion, he didn't stop the vehicle at the front reception area. He drove to an open area at the west side of the house. Peering out of the window Naruto saw an oversized pool filled with glistening water. His heart fluttered, it's been a while since he last swam truthfully speaking floated.
"Kakashi-san, will we be swimming today?" The blonde asked wide eyed.
The dark eyes flashed.
"Of coarse Naru-chan." He replied followed by a few chuckles.
I might get to see under his mask, he'll need to take off that mask…right? Naruto thought
"I'm going to deal with something before I join up with you later. Haku-chan is already waiting for you. Just walk to that white gazebo."
Naruto excitedly got out of the car, waving goodbye to the masked man.
The blonde skipped towards the pool, he had never seen such an exquisite sight. The pool was decorated with numerous statues of mermaids and characters that are idolized in myths and legends. It was surrounded by freshly polished imported tiles from some European country.
Someone called out his name.
Naruto recognized the voice and turned around.
"Lee-kun?"
"Naru-chan!" Naruto was immediately locked in a breath taking embrace.
After being released the blonde looked not so surprised at the outfit Lee was wearing, ripped denim mini skirt with a see through mesh top over a black sequined singlet.
I wonder where Lee-kun gets all this confidence… (n.b: more on that in the future lol)
Naruto's attention couldn't help but to have crept towards those caterpillar-like eyebrows that looked like they were about to crawl around at any time.
One day I am going to have a talk to him about them
"I've got to finish the polishing. Haku's over there waiting for you!" Lee leant down wards not minding that when he did his undies were showing to pick up a polishing mop.
"Later we'll compare who has the sexiest body, I am going to kick you and Haku's cute little asses!" laughed Lee as he left Naruto blushing.
As he approached the white material shelter, the blonde couldn't help but smile at a sweet familiar voice.
"Neji-channnnn, if you keep that conceited expression no one would want to have you!" inserted the doe-eyed brunette.
Shikamaru grunted.
"That's why Sasuke and Neji are blood related."
Neji-san is related to that stuck up asshole?
Naruto walked in just managing to witness the usual cool and mature Neji pounce at the bartender. It was like Godzilla on a rampage, Neji grabbed hold of anything to shake the guy senseless. Amongst the mess inside the small shade was Haku laughing hysterically as he attempted to yank Neji away from Shikamaru who by now had lost his hair tie and a couple hundreds of brain cells – not like it really affected him. Gaara was found relaxing on his beach lounge.
"Ohayo gazaimasu!" the blonde grinned as he tried not to laugh at the trio.
Neji was wearing a pure white silk robe and Haku was wearing a fluffy white one decorated with delicate feathers. Shikamaru was wearing a pair of black and white board shorts with an unbuttoned light blue Hawaii shirt revealing a nicely toned chest. Gaara wore a loose t-shirt and a pair of black short boy-legged bathers.
Shikamaru sat up his wild black hair untamed surrounding his smirking face; Neji frowned getting up, his white silk robe flattering his contours and his long pale finger combed through the tangles made in the lengths of his hair. Neji returned to his beach lounge feeling rather embarrassed that he got angry over a little comment from Shikamaru.
Haku hopped to Naruto, bending down to brush his soft lips on the shorter teens nose.
"Can you swim Naruto?" Haku big eyes graced azure ones.
"Hai, well…umm I know I won't sink." He answered hesitantly.
Haku giggled.
Shikamaru watched, he didn't know whether Haku or Naruto was cuter.
"Do you want to get changed? The guest would be here soon."
"Sasuke-kun will be late as usual" Haku pouted.
"No need to worry Naru-chan, I am sure Sasuke will come to see his lover," Shikamaru teased.
Naruto's face turned crimson.
Images of his "lover", the jerk-faced fouled mouthed bum hole popped into Naruto's head. Shikamaru had previously commented the same way when he saw the older boy on top of the blonde.
Haku looked at Naruto concerned.
"Are you feeling okay?" he immediately placed his temple against the shorter boys head, feeling any difference in body temperature.
"I'm just a little bit hot" Naruto tugged at the collar of his jumper.
"Let's get you changed. I am sure you'll feel more comfortable" Haku lead the shorter teen towards a curtained corner in the white shelter.
"No peeking!" Haku warned the others before draping the curtain down to give him and his buddy some privacy.
"Haku-chan…I've already got my swimsuit underneath"
"Really? Awwww Naru-chan you're such a teaser! But I get to see your cute bum in them first!" sulked the raven haired prince.
The blonde motioned to remove his outer clothing.
Haku looked, his eyes widen.
Not only to the alarmingly bright colour…
But the fact that it was…
"Hahaha..HAhhahahha" Haku fought to keep his eyes open.
"Naru..Haha…where did you HahAha get this swimsuit!" the taller teen gave into the magnificently hilarious sight of Naruto…
The younger teen was standing insecurely in front of his highly amused friend, wearing a neon green and yellow fashion disgracing full body suit.
(N.B – similar to what gai and lee wears but in neon green and yello XD )
"Otousan lent me this. Because you see I had my ultra uber cute ones in the closet and these evil big moths ate big holes through them and I couldn't wear them…so Otousan said that this is like a second skin and that I can swim really fast in them…" Naruto replied proudly.
"Naru-chan" Haku managed to stop choking on his tears placing a finger on Naruto's parted lips.
"I think it's better if you changed into this. Else I don't think I can stop laughing" Haku handed a light piece of black silky material to the teen.
"Honto desu ka?" Naruto frowned a bit; Iruka had lectured him to wear the suit with grace. However he didn't want Haku to laugh to death.
Naruto blushed; he rotated around so his back faced Haku. The two boys fidgeted around trying to remove the second skin, which was really like a layer of skin stuck to the slim boy. After a long struggle they finally managed to peel it off. The blonde stood stark naked and like he just had his body waxed.
The older boy feasted on the pinkish lower back of the younger teen.
Haku sighed in bliss.
What more to start a wonderful day but to look at a wonderful bum.
Gosh I wish I had a toosh like that he thought
Haku's eyes crinkled with delight. But soon the enjoyment was over as Naruto quickly pulled the silky black material over his bum. Even thought it was covered Haku could still see the cute curves against the thin material.
"Haku-chan, Does this make my butt fat?" the younger teen suddenly asked snapping Haku's concentration away from someone's behind.
"Iie, not at all. What made you think that?"
"Well since I've started to work here I've had this feeling like my butt is out of proportion cause I think…well people stare at me from behind … so I must have a big butt right?" the cute boy babbled.
His silly babbling made Haku reach out and hug him.
"Iie, my silly Naru-chan. It's because you've got a hot bum" the older teen giggled.
The blonde felt some what naked now by wearing so little material. Looking down on the pile that he discarded from his body, Naruto bent over to pick up his father's gift to him. He rolled it up feeling a little guilty that he didn't wear it for the whole day.
"Can I put this somewhere safe?"
"Yups I'll leave it with Lee-chan and we'll pick it up when you go home"
(N.B: I don't think that's a good idea Haku XD)
"I'm going to get you something to wear on top for now. We don't want people to stare at you too much! Just wait here, I'll go find Lee. I promise I won't be long" the taller boy snuck out of the enclosure.
As promise he returned quickly.
"Wear this! I thought it would suit you" Haku convinced the blonde parting the curtains to pass him a pale baby pink silk robe trimmed with white and pink tinged fur.
Covering himself with the smooth material the blonde stepped out.
Shikamaru, Gaara and Neji turned their heads instantly towards the young boy.
Their jaws dislocated.
"WAaaaaaah! Naru-chan you look so adorable! I want to take a bite out of you" Haku exclaimed.
The crystal blue eyed blonde stood in front of his team feeling their gazes on his body. Naruto was like a beautifully crafted doll. The pink magnified the toxicity of his hair color of a rising sun, his eyes clear as the crisp depths of the bluest shores of paradise and his skin as rich as ice-cream. The smooth material was like a packaging that enclosed something preciously pure and rare. Pink was certainly a color that brought out Naruto's features.
"Not bad." Shikamaru managed to regain the strength in his jaw.
Haku playfully punched Shikamaru in the stomach.
"Don't gawk too much else I can't promise I can pop your eyes back in place"
Neji on the other hand tried to hide the fact that he too was captured by the blonde. He turned back to a magazine that he was reading.
Gaara grunted and returned to his silence.
A phone rang.
Shikamaru reached into his back pocket to answer it.
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"Hai, we are ready"
"He won't be here today?"
"Hai, understood"
A slender hand reached for a pitch black handset from his unattractive assistant.
"The customers are arriving" Itachi's smooth voice informed.
"Hai, we are ready" answered Shikamaru
"Orochimaru-san is occupied for now"
"He won't be here today?"
"Take care of the new boy"
"Hai understood"
Passing the phone to the grey toned man, Itachi then stretched out on his executive chair. These late nights were starting to take its toll on his body. Feeling the mask man watching him with delight Itachi turned to look at his manager.
"Kakashi you seem rather extra perverted this morning." Itachi labeled.
"I am sure you feel the same way, if you were going to be with Naruto" he teased.
Itachi coughed.
It was amazing how Kakashi manages to always hit the right spot. The older man was right; there was an attraction to the young cute blonde even though Itachi wouldn't admit it so Kakashi wouldn't have the satisfaction.
"Don't be mistaken Kakashi. I only value him to work here" The dark eyes narrowed.
Kakashi smiled.
Even Itachi could manage to be cute sometimes.
"How's his popularity so far?"
Kakashi looked at his boss with an interesting expression.
"He has been reserved by the one he served yesterday, Hajime-san. There were others but I decided to reject them. I don't think our Naruto can deal with too many with the lack of experience."
Itachi paced towards the west end window in his study. Glancing downwards he surveyed the pool. Satisfied with the preparation Lee had done.
Then he saw an angel in pink appear from underneath the white cloud.
Itachi nearly choked.
His eyes stayed fixated on the brilliant gold hair…
"I can't wait till I get into the pool!" the blonde twirled around rather childishly grinning with his hands behind his head.
There were voices approaching.
Neji jumped up abruptly from his seat throwing down his magazine and walked out to greet their guest. Gaara followed.
Haku ran and grabbed Naruto's arm guiding him to them.
"Neji-chan! Haku-chan! Gaara-chan! And is this the Naruto I've been hearing about?" asked a tall well built man in casual clothes and expensive looking black sunglasses.
The man walked to Naruto who shrank back when he reached out to cup his chin. The blonde wasn't used to being approached by strange men.
"I won't bite your pretty face" commented the man.
"Iie, I won't stand for it" Haku started to pull on the man's arm away from the timid blonde.
"Ito-san has forgotten all about me!"
Haku turned to wink at Naruto.
"Why Haku-chan what made you think that? Where have you been lately? I've missed you so much that it aches right here" Ito-san pointed to his chest.
Haku playfully smacked him where he pointed.
"Naru-chan!" a familiar voice from yesterday called out.
The blonde looked behind Ito and there was Hajime-san who he was comfortable talking to.
"Ohayo gazaimasu Hajime-san" the young boy bowed.
Hajime-san did the same sheepishly grinning.
"You look stunning today Naruto"
The blonde blushed.
Haku's head popped up between the two.
"Gomen nasai Hajime-san, can I borrow Naru-chan for a bit?" with that he pulled Naruto a few steps aside.
"Today is going to be a little different. Each guest already pre-ordered what they would like to eat/drink for the day. Our job is to make sure that they stay happy and relaxed. I am sure I can count on you to give it your best. Remember to have some fun"
"Hai, I understand" nodded Naruto.
Looking at Hajime-san, Haku softly pushed the blonde back.
"Hajime-san, would you like to get changed now?"
Hajime-san in his late twenties remained handsome with a prominent jaw line and dark green eyes. He was wearing a pair of jeans and a polo shirt. In one of his hands he was carrying a towel. He started to undress in-front of Naruto, till he was down to his bathers that he wore before-hand.
"Done"
Naruto smiled.
He gently removed his robe making sure he didn't damage any of the thread. He neatly folded up the pink material and placed it on a ledge near the pool. Hajime stood still his eyes perving at every inch of Naruto's soft body. He felt his body react …
Luckily Naruto didn't notice he was too busy watching water sparkle and rippling to the late morning breeze. The blonde shifted to the edge of the pool, squatting down and dipped his right hand into the coolness.
"It's cold!" Naruto exclaimed as he quickly retracted his arm.
Suddenly there was a huge splash leaving Naruto saturated.
Through his dripping wet hair the blonde brushed the water from his eyes to see Haku submerged in the depths waving at him deviously. Behind him Hajime chuckled.
Hajime-san and some other guest followed Haku's lead and raced into the pool to send the icy refreshing water to fly in all directions.
The blonde started to shudder as the water trailed down his spine.
A hand grabbed his arm, not allowing him to react.
SPLASH!
Choking on the sudden surge of water, Naruto fought to stay afloat. Blue eyes opened to see Haku laughing hysterically.
Then the shorter boy spent his time frantically paddling to avoid sinking like a rock.
Someone threw something at his head.
He grabbed onto the bright green inflated ring and Looked up to his rescuer.
A brooding face glared down with annoyance.
It was infamously-late-Jerk-face-san.
Naruto's eyes narrowed glaring at the older boy.
"I didn't ask for your stupid help!" Naruto spat.
Sasuke stood topless wearing a pair of modest shorts on the edge of the pool with a smug expression.
"Looks like you need it chibi"
Safely afloat the pissed off Naruto smacked handfuls of water at Sasuke.
The dark haired boy dodged.
"Too slow dobe"
For the whole morning the two "lovers" spent their time attacking each other with water. This of coarse was very entertaining to everyone else.
It was past mid day, after several water-wars. Every one was getting tired.
Hajime-san spent most of his time being a floatation device for the blonde. The guest felt like he was in heaven when the blonde had suddenly clutched around his neck and wrapped his slender smooth legs around his waist after throwing his green ring at his enemy's face.
There was no doubt about it. Naruto was cute and attractive. Hajime-san felt like his heart was melting with the blonde against his skin. On the other hand Naruto was furious and letting off some steam. Stupid jerk-face smacked him in the face with a water polo ball and now he clutched onto his guest scheming his next retaliation which was shortly interrupted by a disturbing noise.
His stomach grumbled…(more like howled)
"Ano, Hajime-san. How about we get something to eat?" Naruto suggested rubbing his sunken tummy.
"I'm quiet hungry myself" Hajime-san swam – with the teen still attached to him- to miniature flight of stone steps, the boy hopped off his ride and got out first.
Dripping with water, Naruto flung his hair. Droplets of water that refused to slide down his body glistened in the afternoon rays, his body glowed mysteriously attracting an audience. The small piece of material that covered his private areas made the blonde more forbidden.
A light breezed fluttered against the supple exposed body. Sending the short boy into a self hug.
Crap! I don't have a towel (facial expression dT.Tb)
"Naru-chan S2!" looking up to the source. There was Kakashi holding two towels who was still masked and near naked in a pair of outrageous orange colored Speedos. The blonde was shocked to find that the pervert he had known so far was nice figured with a strong build.
(N.B: I am not sure whether you guys know about the brand Speedos. But it's quiet popular in Australia as a swim sport brand. Kakashi's wearing a tight bikini style bottom for men hehehe)
He must work out …
Naruto knew it was rude to gape but he did it disbelievingly anyway.
Whilst the dumbfounded blonde had his mouth opened big enough for flies to make a home in, Kakashi's toned arms looped a towel behind Naruto's head. After securing his catch he pulled the content of the towel towards him.
It was a too late for Naruto to stop what was going to happen. Kakashi wrapped his strong arms around the light frame then massaged the fluffy towel into the bare skin.
"Did you have fun?" Kakashi smiled holding the boy in his arms.
Naruto couldn't help but blush. His face was pressed against the man's chest.
Someone cleared his throat behind the couple.
"Kakashi-san, it's been a long time."
Hajime-san had been watching patiently and jealously.
"Hai, Hajime-san. Don't worry I won't be taking cute little Naruto away from you." A dark eye winked.
"We don't want him to catch a cold"
Kakashi left the blonde who was still as pink as a baboon's behind, he walked towards the guest, handing him the other towel.
"The buffet is ready."
Naruto stunned by the words.
"Ara…Kakashi-san…did you say buffet? You know where we can eat all we want?"
"Hai, hai!" assured the man.
The blonde ran to collect his guest's hand and quickly dashed towards the white shade.
Upon arrival, all the boy could see was food, food and more mouth watering food that was calling out to him.
Naruto's eyes immediately watered turning his crystal pools into a starry heaven, reflecting the overwhelming joy within.
(This is the first time Naruto has eaten a 'buffet' due to living expenses it hasn't been experienced before XD )
Inner Naruto felt he died and landed in food paradise. There was roasted chicken, beef, grilled corn, mushrooms, seafood, lasagna, paste, apple pies, jelly, cakes, asian dishes, western dishes, weird mysterious meats and most importantly the variety of noodles that included ramen.
Otousan, the day has finally come. You would be proud of me.
He sniffled.
I'll make sure I eat enough for the both of us.
"Itadakimasu!" The cute boy clasped his hands in thanks.
Kakashi and Hajime stood in amazement. All was left to watch his shadow flicker before their eyes as Naruto swiftly cleared the tables.
Not long after Haku and the rest also left the pool for some refreshments. By the time they reached Naruto. He was stuffed to his neck with Hajime and Kakashi patting him on the back just to see if anything would be thrown up.
Shikamaru, Neji and Gaara stared at Naruto like if he was some freak.
"Naruto…you look like you're going to explode" Haku commented as he poked a white finger into the bloated stomach. Haku shrank back like a school girl to the corner of the room when it swallowed his finger.
"How many months along are you?" the bartender chuckled.
Sasuke moved closer to add an insult.
"Now you can float better chibi" his 'lover' smirked.
Flames burst into Naruto's eyes…
He wasn't going to let that ass hole get away insulting this time.
Even though his stomach was begging him to stay still, Naruto started his man-hunt.
Target: Stupid-Fart-Jerk-Face-Sasuke
(N.B: Has any one seen a person run on a full stomach? You should try, it's quiet remarkable XD lol)
Grabbing a bowl of chocolate mousse toped with dissected coconut he rushed to his enemy. There was pure burning determination to make sure the contents of the bowl ended up cover Jerk-face. In turn Sasuke saw a very bulgy blonde head towards him his instincts sending him to bolt.
"Naru-chan, I don't think it's wise to eat anymore" yelled Haku who had no complete idea of what Naruto had in mind.
The blonde gave chase.
Sasuke ran out towards the tiles.
"Naruto don't run near the pool!" Hajime warned, which wasn't heeded.
No one stopped the couple as they ran comically around and around the pool; even Gaara was interested in the rare display. It was like Sasuke was being chased by a crazy dog with rabies. It was unexpected that the plumped blonde would ever reach the taller boy but the unexpected happens.
Naruto and his bowl of mousse had finally closed in on Sasuke, who was more agile then them.
Whoosh.SssLOOP!
But in fact
He never made it; the bowl he held flew up, spraying a rich array of delicious dessert in midair.
Naruto had slipped on the semi wet tiles, his leg giving in beneath him.
His hands that reached out to grab the lightly tanned shoulder…
Managed to end up grabbing Sasuke's board short…
It was all downhill from there.
Sasuke was naked. (N.B: apart from his ankles because his shorts where there XD lol)
Their onlookers eyed the free candy. The sight made his co-workers feel light headed and pink with the exception of Shikamaru.
The fallen boy looked up to see a pair of tense buttocks.
Not a good sign.
If Sasuke was hooked up to a rector scale Naruto was pretty sure he would read as a big 10.
The blonde was also pretty sure that his 'lover' hit 11 when it started to rain chocolate mousse.
(N.B: 11 doesn't exist on the scale…I think lol but it's a nice depiction of what's happening)
Boy, did Naruto get the hint that he should make an escape for it.
Quickly bouncing up from the ground Naruto forced his food to stay within his digestive system. He didn't give Sasuke a chance to nab him at an arms length by moving away from the infuriated naked demon.
There was a surge of embarrassment and resentment traveling through every vein in the older teen. He was now naked and standing like a human dalmation, what made it worst that he was grinning unnaturally.
With fluid moments, Sasuke pulled his shorts up and locked his sensors to his prey. He was going to make sure Naruto cute little face will soon express pain and suffering.
Naruto ran.
It wasn't a good idea since he forgot about all that creamy dessert on top of the tiles.
Before he remembered Hajime's warning it was too late.
The blonde's bare foot slid on top of the sticky trails, his arms was sent wailing into the air.
CRAP!
This time he was falling into the pool.
SPLOOSH!
Sparks of water pierced the air, Naruto's weight landing on the surface drowned out a banging sound.
It was the sound of Naruto's thick skull connecting to a solid tile on the edge of the pool. His pain receptors went crazy and sending his mind into complete darkness.
Sasuke stood with a smug victorious face. He had won in the end.
The audience laughed until they were lost for air; their stomachs were given a hearty exercise.
It was only when Haku was attentive to notice the blonde hadn't surface for a long time…
Haku's loud horrific scream could be heard even by Itachi.
"NARUTO!"
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I was about to conclude this day in one chapter. But then I must carry on my traditions of evil cliff hangers muahahahaha I guess you'll just have to wait. I really love my imagination (do you like it so far ? lol), I hope you enjoyed this chapter : ) hehe. I'll try my best to update sooner. Thank you for those who reviewed previous chappies! Please tell me how much you loath/like/enjoy my crap, because it's always welcomed. If you noticed any errors, blame it to my poor skills. It will remain in this raw form until I locate my estranged readers.
love Sookybabi