Dirty Dancin'
Chapter 10
Disclaimers: I don't own Naruto, Itachi does …lol
Warning: Horny boys…lol…I'm serious
A/N: This is a VERY KakaXNaru chapter. A little bit of KabutoXNaru and a slight HakuNaru
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Dirty Dancin'
Chapter 10
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I can't breathe…
I can't see…
It's cold…
Why is it so cold…
Otousan?
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Sasuke's wild eyes darted to the hinted blur of the blonde beneath the icy water.
Shit…
He's not faking it!
As everyone dashed towards the pool; the alert teen immediately dove into the cool depths to retrieve the wailing life.
His eyes locked onto the motionless body, his arms ripped through the liquid with desperateness. The Dalmatian teen swam at the pace of an Olympic champion towards the unconscious blonde.
Fucking hell dobe, don't be dead.
A strong hand seized the lifeless frame, His arm followed by wrapping behind the blonde
Immediately surfacing with his catch, Sasuke's stressed onyx eyes scanned the shores for help. Spotting the group calling out hectically on the other side of the pool he floated towards them.
Kakashi and Hajime had their arms out-stretched to receive the precious cargo.
Lifting the wet limp form cautiously, Kakashi lifted up the frame to the grass. Concerned faces followed.
Haku kneeled down and placed his ears onto the soft chest to check whether the boy was still breathing.
Silence.
"CPR!" Shrieked Haku who looked like he was about to rip all of his beautiful brown hair out.
"Kakashi-san, you're the manager you should have had training! Hurry!" beckoned Hajima-san
Kakashi coughed.
"About that training…you see I went but I didn't do that type of training," he answered apologetically.
Maybe I should've listened to sensei teaching me instead of his moaning when I…
(A/N: Kakashi DID attend the necessary courses but let's say he was busy with some sexual training with the sensei's there hehe)
Haku glared at Kakashi condemningly.
"I'll get the ambulance" suggested Shikamaru.
"Move out of the way," demanded the voice of the teen that was forgotten about in the pool.
Sasuke stood soaked, water running down his pale delicious skin.
He kneeled down next to Haku, who quickly moved inched away to allow access to the limp boy.
Adjusting Naruto's head so it was tilted slightly backwards, the older boy then pinched the cute nose and stole a kiss as he clamped his mouth over the bluish tinged lips. He breathed three small breathes, then switched to a few compressions with both hands onto the boy's sternum.
Come on brat wake up
He repeated the process.
Come on turd, you ain't this weak are you?
Repeated.
Sasuke had his lips locked as he continued to aid the blonde.
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Otousan?
Can you hear me?
It's cold…
Someone help me…
I'm so cold…
Naruto felt something warm entering his body…
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Naruto's chest began to rise and fall. The group finally received the response they all hoped for.
There was a splitting pain in his head…his eyes were heavy, Naruto managed to open them enough to see a stranger on top of him.
A beautiful pale face, toxic stone coal eyes, water trickling onto the blonde's cheek.
Everything began to fade like he just like a vanishing dream.
(A/N: Eh I roughly remember the procedure of cpr so don't flame me about it neh :P lol)
Itachi watched on, his heart racing his blood pumping loudly in his ears.
Why had he responded to that boy's name…
His fingers clutched and dug into his leather recliner.
"Kisame, get Kabuto-san here immediately," he ordered uneasily.
-Haku's Bedroom-
Resting like sleeping beauty the blonde was unaware of the events that he created causing quiet a stir in Midnight club. Hajima-san had carried him onto Haku's bed and Haku tucked the very bare body beneath silky sheets.
Gaara, Neji, Sasuke, Shikamaru returned to their duties of serving the guest; Leaving Hajima-san and Haku to watch over the prince.
Kakashi had left to report to Itachi.
…
A couple of voices rang from the corridor.
One of them was definitely Kakashi.
There was a brief knock.
Haku and Hajima looked up to greet the guest.
Haku blinked.
Kabuto-san…
That means…
"The doctor decided to pay a visit" beamed the young man behind his black intelligent glasses as he approached the generous cushioned bed, a black leather case in his left hand.
Kakashi shook his head to the brunette indicating that Orochimaru wasn't present.
"The patient seems co-operative today." Smiling as he lifted up the blonde's eye lid.
Lifting the sleeping head softly the doctor checked a lump that he was warned about.
"Clean wound, no need for stitches…but…" he paused.
"His going to feel like Armageddon impacted his skull when he wakes up" Opening his case he fiddled around.
A mysterious grin painted on his face as he held a bottle.
"I'll give him some represents," pulling out a bagged syringe, he roughly opened it tossing the plastic safety cap aside.
His long fingers casually stabbed the needle tip into the small bottle. Sucking in the liquid then removed the empty bottle and threw it into a trash tin next to the bed side table. He returned to Naruto, peering down on the oblivious boy. Kabuto held out the slim tanned arm exposing the basilica vein. With care he kindly injected the potion.
(A/N: Oi! Kiddies remember how creepy Kabuto is… cunning and devious lalala that was my hint to something ho ho ho)
Naruto started to flinch.
The metal that penetrated his arm caused him enough pain to awaken from slumber.
"ARGHHHHHH!"
Sky blue eyes shot open like a stunned animal.
The pair of stunned eyes studied the people around him.
Then they diverted to the person that woke up him.
"Where am I?" innocent blue eyes looked into Kabuto's.
"My head hurts"
"Naruto you're in my bedroom. You fell in the pool an hour ago." Prompted Haku.
The blonde turned to the brunette.
"Who's Naruto? Who are you?"
Silence.
Doe-eyes met with crisp blue ones.
Hajima laughed.
Haku followed the cue.
"Very funny Naruto, you had me for a second!" smiled the brunette.
"Why is it funny? You didn't answer my question." stated the boy calmly.
Haku gave Naruto a disbelieving look and quickly turned to Kabuto.
The doctor responded with a nod.
Haku's, Hajima-san's & Kakashi's jaw dislocated and hit the floor.
"Retrograde amnesia," was the diagnosis from the doctor.
"It should only be temporary. Naruto won't remember anything about himself up to now. Give it a day of two it should wear off," advise the man who was now studying Naruto physically.
"It would be faster if try to trigger some of his memories" commented the doctor as he touched the boy.
"Naruto, is you." He smiled as his hands moved to rouse the boy's skin on his chest.
A pleasured moan escaped his flushed lips.
Ignoring the people in the room, Naruto latched his arms around Kabuto's neck.
"You know, you're quiet attractive." Commented the boy as he abruptly pulled the doctor's face down on his so he could kiss him.
NO! Everyone thought simultaneously.
"Naruto!"
Haku threw himself at the couple just on time to yank the grinning doctor away from the blonde with brute force.
Why … is he … so different?
"His mind probably recovered some memories of other personalities. Mainly the people that were in contact with him recently" as to answer Haku's questioning face.
Kakashi…why is your ecchi-ness contagious? - cursed Haku he studied Kabuto. There was something in the man's voice that he didn't trust.
This is going to troublesome
"Thank you, Kabuto-san. Kakashi will escort you out." Haku picked up the leather case and presented it to Kabuto who he herded out of the room.
Leaving the drama, Kabuto excused himself, Kakashi leading the way winking at Haku. As the young man turned to leave Haku could swear he saw a smug smirk momentarily on the doctor's face.
Returning his attention to the bed ridden blonde.
Haku's poor jaw hit the ground again.
Finding the blonde not so bed ridden.
This time the blonde had managed to straddle Hajima-san.
Both of them were on the ground.
He sat in his modest black speedos, turning his head to smile at Haku.
After seeing Kabuto out Kakashi returned to his office to contact Naruto's guardian.
If Iruka was to see what his son had turned into, a certain sexual predator would become extinct.
The man chuckled.
He sat in his leathery black tanned recliner, the metal squeaked as he loaded himself on it.
He leant back, covering his eyes with his arm.
I wonder if your voice sounds the same Iruka…
That honey like
Smoothness
When you called my name…
Snapping out of the utopia in his mind, he picked up the cordless silver handset.
Dark eyes quickly storing the number of a hard bound booklet as he punched it into the pad.
Ring…Ring…
Ring…Ring…
Ring…
'Ohhh!'
The sudden sound surprised Kakashi.
'Ohhhh! Yes…yeS YES!'
'Hiyo, ecchi-stranger you've reached another 1800-number."
There was a slap.
"Aiiiii!"
"I mean you've try to find Iruka and Naruto, we are currently busy with something so leave us a message if you're good lookin'"
"Oi! Don't have that…Change it!" scolded an angry sweet voice.
"Iie! I'm not going to let you change it!"
A clutter of strange noises.
There was a gurgled shriek.
"Yup, remember only If you're hot!" squealed Naruto.
Sounds of fingers banging on plastic.
Beep!
Kakashi stayed silent.
A soft smile eased from his lips.
He was relieved that he received the answering machine.
Someone picked up the receiver!
"HELLO! NARUTO?" hollered a puffing voice.
"Naruto! Is that you?" questioned the puzzle and anxious voice which was still wheezing for air.
Kakashi continued listening, his hands tightening around the phone as images of Iruka's face bounced into his conscious.
Silence.
"Okay Naruto, Otousan promises not to get mad at you. I waited for you since five and now it's six thirty…make that six thirty two! TELL ME WHERE YOU ARE!"
Kakashi cleared his throat.
"Oh…it isn't Naruto?
"Gomen nasai…whom am I speaking to?"
"Good evening, Is this Naruto's father I am speaking to?" Kakashi tried to sound professional keeping his voice stern.
"Err…ye-yes…oh my god. NO NO! You're not calling me to tell me my son is dead… are you?" blurted the panic stricken voice.
He didn't even give Kakashi time to respond.
"It's all my fault." The brunette spat through his awful sounds of wailing.
In Iruka's mind pictures of a scarred beautiful limp body covered in semen and blood was resting motionless on the floor of a dark room. Iruka banged his head against the wall several times.
Thump THUMP!
"What did they do to him? Please tell me my Naruto was clothed…NARUTO!" His lungs released a pain filled scream.
(A/N: coughs Mmmm over Protective insane Iruka is tasty tasty hehehe)
Kakashi cleared his throat again.
As much as he enjoyed hearing Iruka display his loving and caring personality, he had enough to hearing the voice tormented.
"Iruka-san, your son is still breathing."
It toke a while for the managers message to get into the sniffling mess.
Yes, Naruto he was too adorable…he was so…
Iruka immediately froze; a trail of boggy ran down his nose.
"Honto desu ka?" eyes widening
"Hai, Hai"
"WHERE IS THAT LITTLE BLONDE BRAT!" screamed Iruka into the microphone.
Kakashi flinched back as a static sound surged into his ear.
"He's safe, I'm to inform you that he will be returning home soon."
The manager quickly pressed the disengage button cutting off Iruka's question.
"Soon?..."demanded the brunette.
Heaving his chest in relief Kakashi looked down to the phone.
Maybe it wasn't that wise to end the conversation like that …
Meanwhile on the other end of the line…Iruka shattered and plummeted down to earth.
-Haku's Bedroom-
The blonde gave up attacking Haku, learning that Haku wouldn't respond to him the way he wanted because he was supposedly 'not Naruto.'
The boy was more annoyed when Hajima-san, a very screwable guy left because the older man felt he wouldn't be able to resist Naruto in his state.
Not to mention the older boy watched him like a miser with his pocket.
Naruto cursed Naruto.
Why does everyone want to keep you so 'innocent'?
You must have had a libido of a potato to not take advantage of these studs around you!
Ouch!
The blonde cupped the bump on his head. Wincing slightly.
And you must have been pretty dumb as well to fall and hit your head.
Of coarse true Naruto wasn't around to defend himself but if he was I am sure the current Naruto would be in a lot of pain.
Haku pulled Naruto ( who was still in his speedos) to the bathroom.
'You stink like chlorine, Naru-chan…let's get you clean' a gleeful voice assured.
A frown appeared on the blonde's face which was wiped off as he thought of something naughty.
Maybe I can provoke him when we are both will be naked …
The blonde's eyed Haku's delicate body as he removed a loose shirt and pants.
His long silky hair rested on pretty shoulders and flowed down a very sensuous back.
mmm…
So that's what you've been hiding under there…
The shorter boy lifted one eyebrow in appreciation.
Taking the opportunity of surprise, Naruto placed a warm small hand onto the unaware prey. Softly tapping a bare shoulder, his slipped fluently behind the mold of Haku
"Haku-san…" he purred.
He stood still.
Not responding.
Naruto leant up, tipping his head to plant a kiss on the boy's his hand sliding down to the exposed chest.
There was a sudden cold touch around the blonde's wrist.
CLICK
A pair of curious astonished eyes widened.
"What are you…" he was interrupted as Haku spun around grabbing his other wrist.
Another click.
Naruto Peered down to the new weight that burdened his limbs.
Handcuffs?
The blonde looked at Haku innocently, with a teasing smile.
"My, Haku-san I didn't know you were that type" Inching closer to the naked body.
Hake shook his head in dismay…
I never thought I'd have to do this to you.
WHACK!
Opening his eyes he found Haku holding a loofah that was previously causing him pain on top of his head.
"Be more gentle would ya! I don't want more bumps!"
"Behave and I might" rebuked the boy.
"Where did you pull these out from anyway?" the short boy queried lifting up his shackles to Haku.
Haku smiled.
Reaching towards Naruto's hips, he slid the bathers down to the boy's heel, motioning him towards a tile area that was waiting with two steaming wooden tubs and stools.
And then began Haku's furious scrubbing and ritual-like cleansing session.
(A/N: Poor Haku was deluded if he washed Naruto well enough maybe some of his dirtiness would wear off … or not lol)
Of coarse it was killing Haku that he had to fight the urge to toy with the lusty wet naked body that was bounded by the hands.
(A/N: Haaiii Haku I feel for ya buddy!)
"And you met me a few days ago, I was lucky to bump into you…"drifted Haku as he reminisced their meeting.
With his slender fingers the prince massaged fragrant lotions making sure the hay stack boy's skin wouldn't suffer from his furious rubbing.
Naruto rolled his eyes.
The stories weren't helping him regain 'himself'…it was helping him build boredom.
But damn his hands feels nice…
Naruto's skin radiated with the touch of loving hands.
"All done!" announced Haku cheerfully.
The blonde yawned, as Haku insisted he had to wear a white silky robe. The supple material glided against his skin. Feeling a little pressure as the older boy passed an obi behind him and tied it off securely at the front.
"Naru-chan be a good boy and wait for me here. I'll get you some ultra cute pajamas" order Haku as he left the door to his bathroom and out of his bedroom door.
The stranger smiled; finally he had a chance to get away.
The phone's ring echoed as it pierced the cold air of the owner's study.
Heavy footsteps patterned on the group as the manservant moved to answer.
"Hai"
Itachi looked up from the document that was occupying him. It was unusual that phone calls would reach him. Usually the staff would manage all his calls.
Kisame stepped over to his boss, pushing the phone directly in front of him announcing in a coarse whisper that it was the snake man.
Itachi's dark eyes stated at the plastic wandering what Orochimaru wanted.
Taking the handset, he pressed the cool object against his ears. His other hand reached to brush a few loose hairs behind his ear.
"Good evening dear Itachi-san." a surreal voice that belonged to a notorious man.
"What are you after?" Itachi got right to the point.
"I want to propose a deal" declared a sinister chuckle.
Naruto dashed softly down the corridors searching for someone to have fun with especially finally escaping from Haku's over protectiveness.
'Come on Naruto, I'll find what our body needs' the "new" blonde chuckled as he turned another corner to find a labeled room.
Manager
'Mmm… the manager...Takashi…no…it's Kakashi… isn't it that old guy with the nice body?' Naruto thought as he tried to recollect memories about names and faces.
'I guess he will do,' he concluded letting out a light sigh.
A slender hand rapped twice, creating a dry hollow sound on the door.
"Come in!" welcomed the unseen figure.
A wicked grin played across the cute face.
Making sure Kakashi would "notice" his entrance; Naruto slowly eased the heavy door open just wide enough for him to squeeze past. Sliding rather sinfully into the occupied room the blonde pulled his obi on his robe loose to reveal the nape of his shoulders and chest. His hands stealthily reached behind and gently enclosed the two in the room.
Kakashi stood up from his desk, by now he was more then stunned. His eyes had immediately left the pages of his beloved Icha Icha paradise and glued onto the near naked blonde when he unexpectedly entered to pay him a visit.
This near naked blonde looked very horny with a tremendously hungry aura…
"Naruto…"
Little by little the blonde approached Kakashi, teasing the man as he swayed his hips provocatively. The thin material left nothing to the imagination for the perverted man. Shiny silk displayed all the curves and shadows of a stunning freshly cleansed body emitting a very tantalizing mixture of jasmine and chamomile.
He smells good…
I can just taste him…
Azure eyes burned their gaze into Kakashi's soul, daring him, provoking him, willing him to fulfill the lust it longed for.
Kakashi cleared his throat. This is the first time he felt intimidated by a sexual approach, he unconsciously stepped back, only to bump into his chair.
Naruto beckoned his prey motioning the mask man closer.
"Naruto, you need to get some rest," attempted the manager as he reached to grasp Naruto by the shoulder.
Kakashi could feel the warmth surging into his flesh from the blonde.
He's hot…
Reaching for his loose obi, Naruto yanked it lightly and allow his covers to slip into a pool beneath him.
He was naked.
"Kakashi-san…" The blonde looked up longingly to the taller man.
"Do you dislike my company?" He purred as a he buried his face into the warm chest.
The boy looked up, cocking his head sideways giving the man a devilish glance. Kakashi was so absorbed by the display that he didn't notice Naruto lifting up his leg to trace the inside of his own leg. The contact earned a sudden change in Kakashi expression which resulted in a small chuckle from the blonde. The slim leg continued to rise; the blonde's foot brushing past a strong calf, his knee tickling Kakashi's hamstring and then finally it rested momentarily when it discovered a prominent bump between the man's legs.
The boy grinned in triumph.
Deep in Kakashi's mind good and evil Kakashi's were holding an emergency conference.
. . . . "Should I screw him now?" . . .
I am responsible the one wearing halo reminded himself.
Pfffft…responsible? You mean the time you … The response from the horned one.
I am a grown man, a responsible grown man.
Even with a slutty naked blonde waving his butt at me, I shouldn't take advantage of that drool worthy naked body.
The white cloaked Kakashi started growing horns like it's evil twin…
Snapping out of his internal conflict Kakashi glanced down to the burning body.
Kakashi wished he wasn't wearing pants.
Gaining a little height on his toes the blonde reached to whisper into the aroused man's ear.
"Kakashi-san, would you show me what's under that mask of your?" he begged sweetly.
The "responsible man" released a sigh, he felt like he was going to explode if he didn't take Naruto. To feel less guilty for the actions he was about to take Kakashi hoped that this was how the normal Naruto really felt about him…
Kakashi chuckled playfully, the bare blonde within his arms. He leant down nibbling softly on the boy's ear, carelessly whispering something so dirty that it made the horny boy blush.
Swiftly the taller figure swept the boy, cradling him on top of the musky oak desk. Laying the blonde securely down, Kakashi noted that he'd need to get a bigger one. One of his strong rough hands reached to caress the boy's chest, gently brushing a blushing nipple. Kakashi leant into the boy, carefully so he wouldn't crush him. Naruto shuddered at the touch of his lover's hands sliding roguishly along the heated skin of his navel to the risen curves of his hips.
As an adoring response to the attention, Naruto wrapped his arms loosely around Kakashi's neck. Pulling the masked figure towards himself, his lips reached the material that separated him and the other's lips. Using his teeth he tugged at the offending black cloth, indicating his desire to have it off.
Teasing the blonde Kakashi lifted his face out of reach, his attention diverting to the blonde's neck. Planting butterfly kisses along the slender skin reaching the boy's ear, he gently blew, triggering a muffled moan of pleasure.
"KAKASHI-SAN!"
Yes, that's it Naru-chan call my name
Wait…
That sounds awfully like…
In fact the owner of the sudden outburst was a familiar motherly voice screamed behind the engaged couple.
Kakashi paused sensing an audience.
Without haste a wide-eyed eccentric paled face Haku ran and with all his might shoved the heavily aroused Kakashi off the dissatisfied blonde.
"Haku-chan if you wanted to join us all you needed to do was ask" corrected the audacious man, who was not bothered by the intrusion.
The doe-eyed beauty rushed to connect several fistfuls of frustration and anger into the broad toned chest whilst screaming and cursing the man hysterically.
"Shame on you, Kakashi-san! You can't take advantage of Naruto; you horrible beast!"
"Hai, Hai"
"It isn't fair on Naru-chan! He doesn't even know himself!"
Kakashi grabbed onto his attacker's slim arms.
"Haku-chan, I was wrong. Let's get Naruto back into your room" calmed the perverted manager.
Haku looked up and gave him a very evil glare.
It's going to take a long time to get back on his good side… thought Kakashi.
Both men turned to face Naruto.
He looked was still lying on top of the desk like a buffet.
"Naruto…stop lying down with your legs open" scolded Haku.
There was no response
"Naruto?" the voice was more concerned
Still no response.
Either Naruto had a hidden acting talent or something was wrong…
Haku paced towards the still body, his hands reaching for the boys arm.
The boy's eyes widened at the discovery of immense warmth as he touched the tanned skin.
"Kakashi-san…He's got a fever!"
(A/N: lol Kakashi did mention Naruto was hot … only that he thought Naruto was in "heat" because of him hehe)
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Muahahahaha Did you like my cliff hanger in 9? Did this chapter satisfy your hunger? Ahhhhhh the wonderful feeling of people hanging on and on and on…until I get my lazy tootsies to type. .:bows down:. chants her endless apologies but on the bright side I've trained you all to have patience!
Review if you want me dead coz I toke so long, Did you enjoy Naruto being so god damned horny? .:looks at you seriously:. I beg of you, tell me how you really feel! Even if you're developing a plutonic crush on me I would like to hear from you!
Extra mumbo jumbo fun to get you guys type to her coz she feels awfully lonely .:lol:.:
.:rolls around on the ground:. Sookybabi has some questions for you. It's purely out of her curiousity. Simply, Where, When and What! Of coarse you don't have to answer, not like I am going to get Orochimaru to rape you if you don't knowing some of you guys would like that .:coughs:.! So what misfortunate country that doesn't satisfy your yaoi cravings do you originate from? When did you first met our glorious deity YAOI? .:coughs:. How old were you when you laid your little teenage fingers on it? (thinks whether she was even in her teens) –blushes- hehe Okay I might have been a very perverted child… Finally What got you into it? Was it Naruto kissing Sasuke? Lol
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