"Hold on!" Datas shouted, as his eyes swirled. He was dizzy. Why?

At the Amachi's residence, Nozomu, Professor Shuchiro, and Datas were very worried about the mystery demon beast.

"Who is this new demon beast?" Nozomu asked, eating some pickled carrots. "It's difficult to locate him, isn't it?"

"True," Datas replied. "He's hopping around everywhere, so my radar can't immediately locate him. I still don't know what species he is."

"Shall we turn on the television?" Professor Shuchiro asked, picking up the remote. "If we watch the news, we might learn about the demon beast."

"Sure, go ahead," Datas said.

On the news, even the reporters looked dizzy.

"Recently in Hokkaido," a female reporter announced, "there are numerous reports of a hopping, wood-eating creature. It looks like a giant beaver, and it wears a black lumberjack outfit, with orange and gray plaid."

"According to the community," a male reporter announced, "this creature is capable of devouring wooden items. He has eaten wooden rulers, toys, lumber, you name it. He spits out everything that isn't wood or food."

"In addition to this," the female reporter added," "there are rumors that a deceased, green, male angel has been resurrected. According to anonymous reporters, his name is Magis."

Datas shivered in fear. Nozomu and Shuchiro felt very confused, with mixed feelings. And also, where was GoseiKnight?

-

Meanwhile, the Goseigers chased Chuck Glutton all across the rural towns. To no avail, they punched, slashed, and blasted various weapons at him. They even formed into Super Goseigers, using every attack imaginable, but Chuck Glutton resisted all of it.

But they could never quit. They always followed that beast's jumpy routes. Before their eyes, Chuck Glutton began munching on wooden cabins. Residents screamed, panicked, and ran away in droves.

"OOH! So yummy!" Chuck cooed, smiling, chomping on cabin logs - as if they were hotdogs. "Get in my belly!"

"UGH!" Eri moaned, clenching her fists. "Even though he's still regular-sized, we should summon our Gosei Headers. If we utilize the Gosei Great, Chuck Glutton won't stand a chance."

"Sounds like a good plan, Eri," Alata replied, "but what kind of Gosei Great? Beavers won't easily be harmed by water, so Seaick Gosei Great wouldn't work well."

"I know!" Agri shouted, "Exotic Gosei Great. Four multicolored dragon headers, along with the red 5th Dragon Header, will perch on the mech's chest. They can swiftly attack Chuck Glutton."

"Sure!" Moune replied. "They can bite, tickle, kick, punch, spit fire at, and screech into Chuck Glutton's ears."

"Let's go! Everyone!" Hyde shouted. "Yes!" Alata shouted. "Let's go! Everyone!"

All of them, holding their cards and opening their tensouders, shouted "Change Card! Tensou!" They inserted the cards and closed the tensouders. All of the tensouders said "Gotcha!" after being opened. Right after being closed, they emitted their characteristic ringtone.

They loaded their Tensouders with the appropriate Dragon Header cards, summoning Exotic Gosei Great. The 5 Dragon Headers arrived, combining into Exotic Gosei Great. The Goseigers hopped into the cockpit, through each header.

"OOH NO!!!" Chuck Glutton squealed. "These multicolored rangers will kick my ass! How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could-"

"ENOUGH!" all the Goseigers yelled, slamming their fists.

"Your nonsense has peaked!" Alata yelled. "You're devouring residents' homes!"

"What does lumber taste like?" Moune asked. "Certainly, it does not taste like edible food."

"Speaking of food," Eri replied, "you've devoured entire baked good supplies, grocery store foods, and restaurants ingredients."

"Because of your gluttony," Hyde said, "people are starving to death!" Enough is enough!"

"I planned to eat a snack," Agri said, "but you devoured all our snacks. Because of you, our stomachs are enraged!" Agri slammed his fist a second time, and his stomach growled.

"Nobody cares! Wahoo!" Chuck Glutton cooed. Suddenly, Chuck Glutton was bitten by a swarm of Biibi bugs, making him become gigantic. "Hee hee! I'm as big as a skyscraper!"

"ENOUGH!" all the Goseigers shouted. They all slammed their fists.

Enraged, Alata activated the Dragon Headers, forcing them to attack Chuck Glutton. "All 5 Dragon Headers, please attack this beast!"

The 5 dragon headders bit, kicked, punched, spat on, and spat fire on Chuck Glutton. "OWIE OW OW!" he cried, being bitten by the headers. "I want my mommy!"

"Your mommy's gone!" Eri shouted, "deal with it, you big baby!

"Stop all this raging, rampaging, screaming, and crying!" Hyde shouted. He inserted another special Dragon Header card: Seaick Blue Bite.

"Seaick Blue Bite, Tensou!" he shouted.

Suddenly, the Blue Dragon Header bit Chuck Glutton's right wrist. Its fangs injected salty, stinging seawater into his wrist. "WAHH!!!" Chuck Glutton cried.

"Landick Stone Storm, Tensou!" Agri shouted, inserting a new card into the Tensouder slot. Suddenly, a ton of rocks crashed onto Chuck Glutton, killing him.

The Goseigers rejoiced. "Alright! We took down this demon beast!" Agri cheered. "That guy was so sneaky and hungry," Eri said.

"Woo hoo!" Moune cooed. "Now that he's gone, Hokkaido's food and timber industries can recover!"

"I'm sweaty," Hyde said, "After I take off this suit, I'll take a shower."

"Hopefully, we can fundraise a log cabin restoration project," Alata said. "He did a lot of destruction."

But before they could leave, strange buds bloomed on Chuck's deceased corpse. They resembled rose buds, and a familiar green Goseiger emerged, yawning and climbing out.

"That handsome man looks like Magis!" Eri said.

"Hmm," Alata said, scratching his chin, "be careful with this guy."

"I guess I'm excited," Agri said. "But in comparison to this, my stomach is much more excited for steak." His stomach growled again.

"Hyde? Aren't you happy?" Moune asked. "Your friend was resurrected!" "Of course!" Hyde nodded. "Let's reunite with him!"

All the Goseigers left the cockpit, excited to see Magis. At first, everything seemed normal, and they enjoyed talking to Magis.

-

Meanwhile, in the new UAAW spinoff, nicknamed Golden Moth, two villains chatted by a fireplace.

"Those Goseiger bastards are estatic," a male figure, nickname King Moth, said. "They're overjoyed to meet that green nobody."

"Your royal highness," another male figure, with the shadow of a standing goat, asked. "This looks, acts, speaks, and engages in combat - just like the genuine Magis." This goat-like figure's unofficial nickname is Bloody Horns.

"If he rages too early," a female moth figure - nickname Queen Moth -replied, "those Goseigers won't develop a heartfelt bond with him. Groom them, make them happy, give them food, fun, and gifts."

"Sure thing," King Moth replied. "Eri really loves cake. She wished to eat a big slice."

"Her favorite cake is strawberry shortcake, right?" Bloody Horns asked. "It's a vanilla layer cake, with cream, strawberries, and maybe, a cinnamon stick on each slice."

"That'd be the perfect treat for her. We could add some rum-flavored poison," King Moth replied, rubbing his hands, licking his lips. "Alata prefers sushi, so get the dirtiest, most polluted palatable fish you can find."

"Roger," Bloody Horns and Queen Moth replied.