Ranma; Just Plain Hard
Omake 1



Ranma steps out onto the stage, and clears his throat.


"I claim total sovernty, my style's as powerful as can be. I got skills that shake you down like yo' ripe ass came from a tree. I got the Anything Goes Power that flows to make you cower, my invincibility blind'n all who see, keep'n me far in the lead.

I got Akane on the attack, I need no one to watch my back. Forget what M-Flo said, I be the original Flo-Jack.

Clock me, with a table, she ain't act'n stable. Like her sister Nabiki, I knock that shit easy. I got punks rid'n my jock, Kuno bein' at the top, but yo. I ain't sweat'n, I know your bett'n, the final outcome on me. Total domination have him bow'n on his knees.

You can't approach this, my style is vicious, it'll tear you down. I am the master of all my circles, don't even clown. If you think you get it then you cool with me. You will'n we chill'n, like Ferrari our shit ain't shoddy. You act'n spotty, you gett'n ambitious, I don't wanna hear that noise. I'll bend you over and introduce you to your sister's toys. That means erotic, can't stop it, you scream'n my name. I just made you my bitch boy, but I don't like you tame. You ain't no Kasumi, I'm feel'n loony, I'll cap your ass dead. Double tap to the head, you got no hope from the meds.

Get up nigga, you ain't as hard as me. You step to this I'll slam your ass lyrically. You step into this ring, there's nowhere else to go, and when you see that fist, it was Ranma's, to let you know.

Peace"

WFROSE: And we out.

Ranma: I hea' dat, nigga.