Epic 2 Part 2
Ick! Ill-Mannered Inarizushi
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On a blooming valley in rural Hokkaido, a single teenage girl and her parents were harvesting edible flowers. They wanted to use the flowers in a beautiful salad. As they were flower-picking, their daughter, Koukou (her name derived from a word meaning "sheep" in Japanese) heard a strange noise.
"Mama, papa, I hear a weird trumpet noise," she said, looking at them. "It's coming from the sky. That is all I know."
"Koukou, you're hallucinating again," her mother said. "Lay off the excess mozzarella cheese."
"I also love mozzarella cheese, but our daughter doesn't eat meat," her father said. "We ran out of it. For our salad, we're going to use grated romano cheese. How does that- woah!"
The whole family gasped in fear, and Koukou ran off. Her parents twitched and had huge convulsions, as if having a seizure. Both parents screamed, hands on their hearts, until they died. The nearby flowers also died, due to a strong EMP attack. Koukou survived because she ran off, but she was greeted by an unknown, red goat beast. He red goat beast had huge, slimy, black tentacles, snake teeth, and two heads. He hissed just like a snake.
"What bringsss you here, little lady?" the beast said, clutching Koukou's shirt collar, with his slimy black tentacles. "We jussst took out your ssstupid parentsss. Have loadsss of fun with demonsss in hell with me, making blasssphemiesss and blood sacrificesss, will you, you ssstupid sssheep?"
"No!" Koukou yelled, smacking the beast in the face, using her sandalwood-scented, pearly white, colorful flower-filled fan.
"YUCK!" the beast groaned, as if having a sore throat. "Thisss fam isss too pure and cute! Get thisss ssstupid crap off of my face! Or I'll ussse my Heart Attack Gun on you jussst like I did to your parentsss!"
"You have wickedly murdered my innocent parents," Koukou said. "I will summon my pet doves against you." She whistled and snapped her fingers, and her family's pet doves swarmed at the beast. A kind sparrow opened the hatch. They pecked at and harassed him.
"Ow! Ow! Get thessse ssstupid birdsss off of me!" the beast groaned, as they plucked at his tentacles. "One of them pooped on my head!" As the beast got picked on, Koukou carefully destroyed the Heart Attack Gun, using her Diamond Fist to smash it to pieces. She then carried the gun's remains in her backpack, running off to the police station.
"So, you have this smashed-up gun?" the police asked, scratching his chin. "You didn't shoot someone, did you?"
"No, of course not," Koukou replied. "I loved my parents very deeply. I swear I never killed them at all. I had no weapons nor such plans. Some two-headed, red-colored goat beast had this gun. My parents suddenly screamed, collapsed, and died when I never hurt them."
"That's a wild story, young lady," the police officer replied, munching on a chocolate doughnut. "Any more details?"
"He had huge, black, slimy tentacles with black slime," she replied. "I don't know if it's toxic. I released all my pet doves to attack the beast. Can I lead you to my residence?"
The officer nodded, and when they went there, all of Koukou's doves died, strewn across black gooey puddles. Koukou began to cry, and the beast went missing. The officer offered her to volunteer at the local orphanage, with the hopes of finding a foster family, and in hopes of continuing education.
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Meanwhile, Kenchinjiro and the red goat beast (named Mamonoyagi, meaning "Devil Goat") held a meeting at a secret lodge. They discussed activating the Biibii virus in both Eri and Moune first, starting with anemia and seizures, then death, then… their plan didn't end at death.
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As Eri and Moune visited FamilyMart, picking out food for themselves, they started to have terrible headaches and chest pains. They were much more into junk food than usual - an affect of the Biibii virus. Eri dropped her box of Choco Babies candy and she grasped onto the display shelf, trying to stand up. "My Choco Babies are-" she said, fainting.
Agri dropped his PoteNage (Potato Chicken Nugget) ramen cup, grasping onto an orange display. "My chicken nugget ramen! It's-" before he could finish his sentence, just like Eri, he fainted. Both of them were inspected by medical authorities, with an emergency ambulance picking them up. Later, they were both hospitalized, with massive red blotches on their skin. Unfortunately, they were later pronounced dead, and buried away, with the Amachi's notice. They all attended the funeral, and Datas was especially sad.
"Eri, Agri, I miss your pure hearts desu," Datas cried. He gave both of their tombstones a Yoshino cherry tree. His eyes dispersed coolant fluid as tears, and he wiped tears off his own sad eyes.
"Datas," Nozomu said, patting Datas' shoulder, "don't give up. We still have you, Alata, Hyde, and Moune. We can create a new squadron."
Koukou was also at the funeral yard, with her parents' and doves' tombstones right next to Eri's and Agri's. She kindly introduced herself and she greeted Datas, asking to hold hands with him.
"I could become a Goseiger," Koukou smiled. "I attacked a demon beast today, because he was THE reason my precious parents and pets all died. I despise wickedness, I admire righteousness."
"What weapons did you use against the demon beast?" Datas asked.
"Surprisingly, my doves and this fan," Koukou replied, unfolding her beautiful silk fan. "To us and you, this fan is harmless. But, demon beasts are disgusted and sickened by it."
Koukou also shook hands with Gosei Knight, Shuchiro, Nozomu, Alata, Hyde, and Moune. She vowed to become a new Goseiger, and a new member of the Amachi family, receiving training at the Amachi's residence. She explained she was a vegetarian, so they made her vegetarian food (scrambled eggs, rice, and norigoma furikake) for supper, as everyone else had plenty of chicken yakitori. They all devoured pickled veggies and fresh carrot juice. All that evening, she learned about and practiced Goseiger techniques and training. Master Head gave her a special Goseiger spandex suit, Gosei Blaster, and her unique weapon, the Floral Tickle - a ray gun that disperses ticklish flowers and grass powders against enemies. She become known as Gosei White.
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All that awhile, Eri and Agri weren't in a better place after all. As the sky turned pitch black (outside the city), Mamonoyagi and Bloody Horns held remote controls on their hooves, pressing special buttons. They stood just outside of all those aforementioned people's graves.
"Damn it, Mamonoyagi," Bloody Horns scowled. "Activate the Biibii virus's zombification phase already. Our scientists worked so freaking damn hard, day and night, to manufacture those neurological re-circuiting microchips."
"We can finally create cyborg zombies?" Mamonoyagi asked.
"We can finally create cyborg zombies, yeah!" Bloody Horns whispered in delight. "If those beast chips stay intact, if the zombie dies, he or she goes literally straight to hell. Without these microchips, under our rule, they cannot buy or sell. We can put these chips into all kinds of food and stuff, but… just activate it already!"
"OK!" Mamonoyagi nodded, pressing the buttons. The goat brothers both immediately walked away and vanished into thin air. Right after that, Eri and Agri 2.0 had hands bursting from their graves. None of the victims resembled Goseigers or regular people. At this stage, every single undead victim resembled decayed, greenish-gray-colored Biibii-Domos, saying nothing but "Biibii" in a weird voice.
TBC