Ranma; Just Plain Hard
Omake 2
"Um, Ranma, do you think this is wise..."
The pigtailed martial artist nodded, "It's cool, yo. Just get out there and rhyme a bit, that's all you have to do.
"But I'm not sure I'd be very good at it..."
"Don't worry Kasumi," WFROSE said, "It's just for the novelty of it."
"Okay... if... if you say so."
"Now that's a souljah! Now let's hear your flow!"
Kasumi walks out on stage....
"Um, well I'm Kasumi, and... um, Ranma wanted me to, well, start rhyming.
Kasumi looks off stage to Ranma. "Good, good, keep going"
"Oh my, I have to admit this all is rather frightning." Looks offstage again for approval, "But... I'm trying, because Ranma-kun is giving me his faith. Umm..."
"I'm a slave..." Ranma gave a stage whisper on where she could go next.
"I'm a slave..." Kasumi paused, "Oh my, I'm not sure I like that..."
"Just run with it, 'kay, Kasumi?" WFROSE said with a sigh. The novelty was quickly wearing thin.
"I'm a slave..." Kasumi started again, "My mouth is... running me, releasing words like a full moon over ocean waves..."
"Not bad, not bad..." Ranma commented, his mouth starting to form its own frown.
"Oh my, this is rather fun," Kasumi giggled, "lyrics are pouring out like a river on the run. I can do this, umm, how much longer until I'm done?"
"Just keep going, Kasumi..." WFROSE encouraged, knowing he'll regret it.
Kasumi's face became emboldened, "I'm guessing, you never thought I would be up here flipping,"
WFROSE and Ranma looked at each other, and replied at the same time, "Flipping?"
"Without no lessons, I'm slinging verbs with precision. That is my mission, to flow like no man before. You're like 'Is this Kasumi? The girl we all love and adore'?"
WFROSE blinked, "That... was actually kinda tight..."
"I know I'm sweet, acting timid just like a doe, but if you messing in my house you better slow your role. This isn't for show, I know just what I'm saying. Don't cross me, I'll show you just where your technique lies; between dismal and sloppy. This isn't a copy, my lyrics are completely original. So swallow your gall, don't even think you can follow. My words are dangerous, you better give up on figuring you can trace this. They lock you down, break you up, and shatter all six of your senses. On the count of three, think you can repeat after me? Say 'Kasumi got the skills', and smile as you say it, please."
My ability's like the ocean, keeping all in motion. Bottle it like a potion, that's how you'll get the most in of what I plan on selling, without raising my voice I'm yelling. You're listening to what I'm telling, Kasumi's got her own thing. It's evil like in Hellsing. Spread it around in a mass mailing, with this Tendou, there ain't no failing. Look at you, paising and hailing. On your knees like I'm a godling. As my subjects you all are bonding, running quick like it a net ping, to me, a feat that just is not mean."
Kasumi took a deep breath, "I'm invincible, incredible, my potential's fully credible. Like a Ninja, I'll go invisible, and my presence is still indismissable, I'm routing you just like CISCO, all my opponents are a no-show, you're stepping back like it's gonna blow. You're complete subjection is my only goal. Believe in me, I'll only grow, like a mighty oak from the forest floor. Your sobbing, begging me for more. My power going down in lore, I cower you without a roar. I'm representing with the whole galore. I think I need to say no more. Get off your knees, I'm done, you whore..."
Kasumi giggled, and then walked off of stage. WFROSE swallowed, to wet his throat before speaking, "Uh, Ranma?"
"..." Was the pigtailed martial artist's reply.
"She just schooled you...."
"Shaddup."
"Schooled you... hard."
"SHADDUP!"
Omake 2
"Um, Ranma, do you think this is wise..."
The pigtailed martial artist nodded, "It's cool, yo. Just get out there and rhyme a bit, that's all you have to do.
"But I'm not sure I'd be very good at it..."
"Don't worry Kasumi," WFROSE said, "It's just for the novelty of it."
"Okay... if... if you say so."
"Now that's a souljah! Now let's hear your flow!"
Kasumi walks out on stage....
"Um, well I'm Kasumi, and... um, Ranma wanted me to, well, start rhyming.
Kasumi looks off stage to Ranma. "Good, good, keep going"
"Oh my, I have to admit this all is rather frightning." Looks offstage again for approval, "But... I'm trying, because Ranma-kun is giving me his faith. Umm..."
"I'm a slave..." Ranma gave a stage whisper on where she could go next.
"I'm a slave..." Kasumi paused, "Oh my, I'm not sure I like that..."
"Just run with it, 'kay, Kasumi?" WFROSE said with a sigh. The novelty was quickly wearing thin.
"I'm a slave..." Kasumi started again, "My mouth is... running me, releasing words like a full moon over ocean waves..."
"Not bad, not bad..." Ranma commented, his mouth starting to form its own frown.
"Oh my, this is rather fun," Kasumi giggled, "lyrics are pouring out like a river on the run. I can do this, umm, how much longer until I'm done?"
"Just keep going, Kasumi..." WFROSE encouraged, knowing he'll regret it.
Kasumi's face became emboldened, "I'm guessing, you never thought I would be up here flipping,"
WFROSE and Ranma looked at each other, and replied at the same time, "Flipping?"
"Without no lessons, I'm slinging verbs with precision. That is my mission, to flow like no man before. You're like 'Is this Kasumi? The girl we all love and adore'?"
WFROSE blinked, "That... was actually kinda tight..."
"I know I'm sweet, acting timid just like a doe, but if you messing in my house you better slow your role. This isn't for show, I know just what I'm saying. Don't cross me, I'll show you just where your technique lies; between dismal and sloppy. This isn't a copy, my lyrics are completely original. So swallow your gall, don't even think you can follow. My words are dangerous, you better give up on figuring you can trace this. They lock you down, break you up, and shatter all six of your senses. On the count of three, think you can repeat after me? Say 'Kasumi got the skills', and smile as you say it, please."
My ability's like the ocean, keeping all in motion. Bottle it like a potion, that's how you'll get the most in of what I plan on selling, without raising my voice I'm yelling. You're listening to what I'm telling, Kasumi's got her own thing. It's evil like in Hellsing. Spread it around in a mass mailing, with this Tendou, there ain't no failing. Look at you, paising and hailing. On your knees like I'm a godling. As my subjects you all are bonding, running quick like it a net ping, to me, a feat that just is not mean."
Kasumi took a deep breath, "I'm invincible, incredible, my potential's fully credible. Like a Ninja, I'll go invisible, and my presence is still indismissable, I'm routing you just like CISCO, all my opponents are a no-show, you're stepping back like it's gonna blow. You're complete subjection is my only goal. Believe in me, I'll only grow, like a mighty oak from the forest floor. Your sobbing, begging me for more. My power going down in lore, I cower you without a roar. I'm representing with the whole galore. I think I need to say no more. Get off your knees, I'm done, you whore..."
Kasumi giggled, and then walked off of stage. WFROSE swallowed, to wet his throat before speaking, "Uh, Ranma?"
"..." Was the pigtailed martial artist's reply.
"She just schooled you...."
"Shaddup."
"Schooled you... hard."
"SHADDUP!"