Ranma; Just Plain Hard
Omake

"I'm not even scheduled for another omake for a few chapters, yet."

"I don't see how it should be a problem. You get to be lazy and write less, for the time being."

"You sure you wanna do this? I didn't think you would want any part of this."

"No, no, I would like a turn, thank you very much."

WFROSE scratched the back of his head, then shrugged, "Cool den. If this falls flat, I'll just save it for blackmail material."

Nabiki glared, but made no comment, as she made her way to centerstage, where a plush hunter green valeur chair awaited her.

Ranma came up behind WFROSE, and glance down at him sideways, "What's this all about." WFROSE just shrugged in reply


Nabiki cleared her thoat.

"I wrote this little diddy for you, Ranma,
To let you know about these things that I feel for you.
I never thought anything could be so real,
an everlasting bond, an unbreakable seal so true
From the moment I saw you,
I thought I could finally get to know you in the way that lovers should.
I put my trust in you, faith in you.
I'd give myself for you, bleed for you.
If you looked deeper, there's only need for you.
But a little drama came into play, threatening to send us on our separate ways.
Even in betrayal, I was lost without you.
Even before pride, I came back to you.
Even offered to start anew,
even when you blamed me, I *still* wanted you.
Maybe I'm just a sucker for a handsome face,
but now, I can't imagine anyone in your place.
And so you know,
now that we are back together,
We'll work to stay together, a part we'll be never!
In the darkest pre-dawns and stormiest weather
I just want to love you,

Love you forever."

Nabiki wiped her eyes, and stood, "Thank you for allowing me this time." With that, she walked off to the opposite end of the stage.

WFROSE rolled his eyes towards Ranma, "If you fuck this up, I'm personally going to kick your ass..." Ranma remained stoic, though behind his Oaklys, there would be a different story.
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"Ow, eyestrain," Nabiki whined, as she stepped offstage to meet her sisters.

"Maybe the tears were going a bit too far?" Kasumi asked, hesitantly, before adding, "I mean, you could harm your vision, having to keep your eyes unfocused, like that."

"I think it worked, WFROSE is glaring at Ranma, now," Akane stated, barely peeking from behind the curtain.

"Heh, this'll hopefully keep the both of them in line," Nabiki stated with a smirk, "Now maybe I can enjoy a non-screwed up romance with someone."

"Um..." Kasumi gripped the front of her skirt nervously, "Since... we helped you write that, are we forgiven?"

Nabiki gave Kasumi a neutral look, "Why don't we wait until you redeem yourselves in plot, huh?" Both Akane and Kasumi looked at each other sullenly, but reluctantly nodded.
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"[...-deem yourselves in plot, huh?]"

WFROSE chuckled, as the turned off the tap he had set on the other side of the stage. He left Ranma musing, and walked away.

"Hee hee, they so silly!"