(Or "Samuel Clemens!")
"WELL THE LAST TIME YOU REMEMBER, ROCKY AND BULLWINKLE WERE FLOATING DOWN THE RIVER ON A MAKE-SHIFT RAFT, TRYING TO GET BACK TO NEW ORLEANS AND REVERSE THE DAMAGE THE STRANGE AMULET HAD DONE. BULLWINKLE WAS NOT TAKING THIS VERY WELL, HOWEVER…"
"Ohhhh…" Bullwinkle strummed his ukulele, this time using Rocky's perfect singing voice.
"I ain't got no antlers,
Big feet I can use to kick,
Rocky thinks I'm a second banana,
A dumb ol' moose sidekiiick,
But there's NOOOOOTHIN' I CAN DOOO….
(Hmm-Hmm-hmmm..)"
Bullwinkle then imitated a harmonica for a bit.
"Cause I,
Got those BRAIIIN SWAPPIN' BLUUUUUES….
I said there's, absolutely nothin',
Nothin' I can doooo,
Just float-in' down the river with my,
BRAIN SWAPPIN' BLUUUUES,
Oh LAWWWD…"
"BULLWINKLE!" Rocky in Bullwinkle's body exclaimed. "For heaven's sake, everything is gonna be alright. You shouldn't be so downtrodden…"
"SUDDENLY, FROM OUT OF NOWHERE, BULLWINKLE SAW AN ALLIGATOR HEADED RIGHT FOR ROCKY IN HIS BODY!"
("Dr. bones" by Cherry Poppin' Daddies plays.)
"ROCKY LOOK OUT!" Bullwinkle exclaimed as the alligator approached, opening its mouth extra wide.
"BULLWINKLE WAS ABLE TO GRAB ROCKY BEFORE THE GATOR COULD EVEN BITE A HAIR OFF HIS HEAD."
"That was close!" Rocky exclaimed. "Uh-oh…"
"ROCKY WAS CORRECT, MORE ALLIGATORS STARTED TO SHOW UP…"
"I've got this one!" Rocky exclaimed, quickly grabbing a large tree branch and whacking the alligators with it.
"YAH!" Bullwinkle exclaimed, darting around with Rocky's body, punching alligators in the face left and right.
"AFTER THE GATORS WERE GONE, THINGS SEEMED PRETTY FINE AS ROCKY AND BULLWINKLE CONTINUED TO FLOAT."
"Yeah…we threw drown pretty good." Rocky smiled.
"SAAAMUEL CLEMENS!!" Came a familiar-sounding voice from out of nowhere.
"The heck is that?" Bullwinkle asked, searching around.
"A MASSIVE STEAMBOAT NOW FLOATED DOWN THE RIVER, BEING PILOTED BY NONE OTHER THAN—"
"SAAAAMUEL CLEMENNNNS!!" The man yelled yet again.
"NO, CAPTAIN WRONGWAY PEACHFUZZ!"
"Oh golly!" Peachfuzz exclaimed, looking down at Rocky and Bullwinkle. "ROCKY AND BULLWINKLE! COME ON BOARD YOU GUYS!"
"PEACHFUZZ BOUGHT DOWN A ROPE LADDER FOR ROCKY AND BULLWINKLE TO CLIMB ON THE SHIP WITH. MAKE SURE TO BE WITH US NEXT TIME FOR "Steamboat Peachfuzz!" OR "I wanna be loved Bayou!"