(Or, "Laissez Les Bon Temps ROULER!")
"WELL THE LAST TIME AS YOU REMEMBER, ROCKY AND BULLWINKLE HAD MADE IT BACK TO NEW ORLEANS. THIS WAS A GREAT ACCOMPLISHMENT, ESPECIALLY BECAUSE THEY'D SWAPPED BODIES!"
"Thanks." Rocky in Bullwinkle's body replied. "I understand now, it's not easy being a moose."
"An' it's not easy bein' green!" Bullwinkle in Rocky's body spoke. "Er', I mean, bein' a squirrel."
"THE MARDI GRAS PARADE WAS NOW IN FULL SWING BY THE TIME ROCKY AND BULLWINKLE REACHED NEW ORLEANS AGAIN. ATOP A MASSIVE, GREEN, PURPLE AND GOLD COLORED FLOAT WERE BORIS AND NATASHA, DANCING ABOUT, BOTH WEARING PURPLE, GREEN AND GOLD JESTER OUTFITS, AND TRYING NOT TO ACT SUSPICIOUS…"
"Boris!" Natasha exclaimed, pointing at Rocky and Bullwinkle. "Dere dey are!"
"Lets GIT EM'!" Boris exclaimed.
"AS THE TWO SPIES LEFT THE FLOAT, A NEARBY SWING JAZZ BAND BEGAN PLAYING THE NEXT SONG…"
("2000 Volts" by Big Bad Voodoo Daddy plays.)
"He's got a sharkskin suit and a diamond earring
He's got jet-black hair, just like his mother
He's got a jail tattoo, from his long-lost brother
He's got a shotgun fuse, don't you pull his trigger
Broke from jail without a gun,
public enemy number one
Killed a man on the run"
"ROCKY AND BULLWINKLE CHASED BORIS AND NATASHA THROUGH THE ARRAY OF PEOPLE, THEN ACROSS MULTIPLE FLOATS."
"C'mon, Bullwinkle!" Rocky yelled. "They're goin' up on the Brazilian float!"
"Right behind ya, Rocky!" Bullwinkle hollered.
"AND SO THE MOOSE AND SQUIRREL CLAMBERED UP THE MASSIVE PARROT/PYRAMID FLOAT COMBO WITH MULTI-COLORED FEATHERS, BORIS AND NATASHA THOUGHT ABOUT HOW THEY'D ESCAPE..."
"On the lam, without bail
headed straight back to jail
Nowhere else for him to go daddy-o, daddy-o
Nowhere else for him to go daddy-o, daddy-o"
"He rolls snake-eyes, Jack, he's gonna make his money
He's headin' west, on a killin' spree
Down in L.A., you know the killin's free"
"FINALLY, ROCKY AND BULLWINKLE HAD CAUGHT UP TO BORIS AND NATASHA. THANKFULLY, THE NECKLACE WITH THE LAPIS LAZULI BRAINS WAS STILL AROUND NATASHA'S NECK, AS ROCKY CRANED HIS LITTLE ARM TO REACH."
"JUST HAVE TO TOUCH THE--" Rocky stretched his arm out as long as he could.
"NECKLACE!" Bullwinkle exclaimed, both him and Rocky touching the lapis lazuli brains at the exact same moment.
"WITHIN AN INSTANT, THE LIGHT FLOWED FROM THE BRAIN GEMSTONES AND BACK TO ROCKY AND BULLWINKLE, EFFECTIVELY SWITCHING THEIR BRAINS BACK TO NORMAL! MAKE SURE TO BE WITH US NEXT TIME FOR "Old Friends New Orleans" OR "Cravin' for Cajun"!"
