Show pony

Hi guys! Leave any suggestions below, bla bla bla. I'm planning to do a part two of Hobo but this is a nice little one I thought about over the weekend.

I don't own rotg...though I wish I did.

Hope you like it!

Jack was lying in a tree in the warren. Where was the kangaroo? He should have discovered the little surprise Jack had done by now.

"FROSTBITE! I'M GONNA KILL YA!"

Speaking of the devil, Jack thought and chuckled to himself. He jumped down from the tree, only to go to a larger, more bushy one. He was going to need all the cover he could get. Once he was in a snuggly position, he grinned and counted to himself.

"One, two, three..." Just then, a very angry Easter bunny burst into the clearing, covered in pink, frosted dye. Bunny looked around and sniffed the air. Jack smiled for the fourth time that day. If he was correct (which he always was when it came to pranks) then sent would be covered by the tree's. He looked at Bunny. Man, he wished yet again that he had a camera- the old kangaroo looked a right sight, with all that pink dye over him. Hey, it kind of suited him.

"I KNOW YOU'RE 'ERE YA ICICLE! YOU'RE GONNA PAY FOR THAT!" Obviously Bunny didn't think so. He giggled but then immediately shut his mouth. Too loud. Bunny heard it and smiled. Jack didn't like that smile. Not one bit.

"Frostbite? Get down from tha' tree- shows over." Bunny said dangerously nicely. Well, he knew now didn't he? Jack Frost was officially busted. Slowly, he started to climb down. Very slowly. And reluctantly. Why couldn't this take forever? Only when his feet touched the ground did he dare to look up at the rabbit. His ears were laid back and he had a vicious snarl on his face. Jack wondered if he should've got life insurance before doing this. And a lawyer.

"You didn't like it?" Jack asked innocently. " I personally think you look stunning." That did it. The Easter bunny exploded.

"YA THINK IT'S FUNNY YA SHOW PONY! THIS DYE TAKES A WEEK TO WASH OUT!" Jack sniggered. It just came out after having a mental image of Bunny washing off pink dye in a bath tub.

"THAT'S IT! YA DO WHAT I SAY, LIKE A SHOW PONY OR-" Bunny grabbed Jack's staff Jack yelped.

"Look I'm sorry just gi-"

"No staff for ya" Bunny said dangerously. Jack gulped and then rolled his eyes.

"What do you want me to do?" Bunny thought then smiled.

"Do a handstand."

"Really?!" Jack said but he could see Bunny was serious. Jack rolled his eyes (again) but he did one, and held it for five seconds, to Bunny's surprise. Wow, frostbite was good.

"One handed!" Jack couldn't do that, surely? But Jack just sighed and lifted one hand as if it was nothing.

"Do a flip!" Ha. Jack couldn't do that.

"I want my sta-"

"Not until ya do a flip!" Bunny interrupted. Jack got up and stretched, then flipped himself round easily. Bunny was now speechless. Jack stood there with a smile creeping up his face. Jack knew Bunny was shocked but he didn't know why.

"Errr, do a walk over then sorta walk 'round like that."

"Then can I get my staff? Jack questioned.

"If ya can do it, snowflake." Jack grinned and quickly went into a crab position, then the scuttled about like it was nothing. After thirty seconds, he got up and bowed.

"Staff now, cotton tail." Bunny reluctantly slapped the staff into Jack's outstretched hand. Jack gave a whoop of victory.

" Alrigh'- how did ya do that?" Bunny needed to know this kid's secret.

"Do what?"

"All that flexible stuff." Jack shrugged.

"Three hundred years is a long time to practice," a forced smile appeared on his face " oh yeah, you're still pink- good luck going out like that!" And after that Jack flew off. Bunny looked at his fur and sighed. He turned to one of his eggs.

" Remind me to get a security system for this place" he grumbled and looked at the sky where Jack once was and shook his head sadly.