"I love you, Zoro," Robin mumbled.
They were in the Crow's Nest, embracing each other to prevent the coldness from reaching them. Zoro stroked the archaeologist's onyx locks, kissing her gently on the forehead.
"I love you too, Robin." Zoro whispered.
He could hardly believe that he was becoming like the stupid love cook, but he truly did love Robin though.
"I'm cold, Zoro. Come closer." Robin said.
"How about I-" Zoro started. He then gently tore Robin's robe off, cupping his hands around her soft breasts. Robin then lifted her hands up to Zoro's shirt, unbuttoning it.
"Bleugh!" Robin vomitted over the side of the Thousand Sunny. She used her powers to stabilize her, and then promptly collapsed on the deck of their trusty ship. The famed archaeologist had been like this all week, and her boyfriend, the swordsmen Zoro, had been very worried.
"Robin! Come her for a check-up. You've been like this all week! You must be sick!" The reindeer doctor yelled at her.
"I'm fine, it's just a stomache bug. It's nothing. If it'll make you feel better, I'll come for a check-up, just to be sure." Robin muttered.
"Hm." Chopper raised his eyebrows, not convinced.
"ROBIN! YOU'RE... YOU'RE PREGN-!" Chopper shrieked.
Robin made some arms appear and wrapped them around the tanuki's (I'M NOT A TANUKI, AUTHOR-SAN!) mouth.
"I- Don't tell anyone, please!" Nico Robin begged Chopper, looking at him with her shiny eyes, "Zoro will be so mad if he finds out. I'll have to quit the crew! I'll have to quit my family.".
"But-" Chopper attempted to say.
"Please." Robin begged him again.
"Oh, fine, it's your baby. What are you gonna do now?" Chopper inquired in his professional voice.
"I- I- I don't kn-know," Robin admitted, "But I won't let my child be hurt.".