Pansy Doginson
oh my god,
you're such a dog
oh my god,
you're such a dog
oh my god,
you're such a dog,
Pansy Parkins-ooooooooooooooo-n
you're a bitch
a computer glitch
but you don't know what a computer is
because you're a pure blood, for shizz
you look like a messed up whore
and what's more
you are catty comments galore
and Draco thinks you are a bore
for sure
and, in case you didn't realize:
oh my god,
you're such a dog
oh my god,
you're such a dog
oh my god,
you're such a dog,
Pansy Parkins-ooooooooooooooo-n
it's not a suprise
that all the guys
want to see
your demise
Malfoy's just stringing you along
ding-a-ding, ding-a-long,
you're so hate-worthy,
we wrote a song
and it goe's like this:
oh my god,
you're such a dog
oh my god,
you're such a dog
oh my god,
you're such a dog,
Pansy Parkins-ooooooooooooooo-n
Oh. My. God.
You're. Such. A. Dog.
Potterpill
you'll be brave
until you reach your grave
but still we think
you're slightly depraved
Chorus:
Harry, Harry Potter
we love you like a brother
but we've come to disover
you need medication
Potter, get a pill
Potter, get a pill
Potter, don't be a dill
Potter, get a pill
collapsing in classes
hearing hissing voices
wearing awful glasses
making bad girl choices
they're all signs
that's you're insane
they're all signs
that you're deranged
Chorus
And we'll be waiting for you in sane land
waiting until you stop screaming and
waiting until we make up a decent band
and...
Chorus