ALWAYS A HORSE GIRL
( To the tune of " She's always a women )
She can always turn heads dressed in gothic lolita
She can talk about horses and no one can beat her.
Show her nice pretty Arabs and she'll let out a squee
Some think she is Evil, but she's always a Horse Girl to me
She's a fully grown woman but that doesn't stop her
Her equine knowledge is so great nobody can top her
and her riding is art of the highest degree
Her colt is real cool and she's always a horse girl to me
Ah, little Neji's her love, with Shika and Tarma, and the rest in the field.
Ah, with bridle and rein, with leather and shine, at the show you must yeild.
You can call her a baka but you'll mildly offend her
Bag the Chouji and perhaps you'll bend her
But dare you slam Shika and you'll wish you were dead
'cause the woman's a Horse Girl ya see
Ah, ridings her life, and shows are her thing, taken over her life
Ah, don't get in her way,or stand close in the ring, 'cause she'll give you strife!
Then there's those fun times she makes it to cosplay
and fills up the air with her smirks and her horse play
Then takes off to ride around 7pm
And ya wont see her all day, 'cause the woman's out training again
Ah, her show style kicks arse, it's the best of them all, but she wont believe me
Ah, then she goes and rides more, groans of death by thigh gall, but we love her you see
And she'll spend day and night plating up mane and tail.
And she'll then fall down dead on the nearest hay bale.
And I've given up, I can't get her away
and she's enjoying herself with her four legged kids and a raving great horse girl she'll stay.