Decided to re-post because I'm really annoyed at myself for not being able to write The Parent Trap's next chapter. Wrote this ages ago, please enjoy and review!
Disclaimer: I do not own any of the characters J.K. Rowling has made in her 'Harry Potter' book series. I do, however, own the characteristics and characters that I have made. Also, I obviously own this fic, the plot and the context!
The Notes From Class
Chapter 1: Tuesday
Potions
My dearest Prongs,
Don't you think that today's potion class is boring?
Love,
Padfoot
Oh lovely Padfoot,
Yes, I have to agree.
Love from,
Prongs
My beloved friends,
I think that if you keep writing 'love', people will think you are gay.
With Love,
Moony
My most hated enemies,
I already think you are all gay so writing like this will make no difference.
Bad Wishes,
Snape
The greasy git,
How the hell did you get hold of this parchment?
One of your most hated enemy,
Black
The insane creature,
I took it from Pettigrew when he tried to pass it to you.
Snape
The hooked nose beep,
How dare you snatch it from our friend.
Potter
Mr. four eyes,
Why wouldn't I?
Snape
My beloved Prongs,
I suggest you hold Padfoot down before he tackles Snape.
With Love,
Moony
Oh lovely Moony,
Too late.
Love from,
Prongs
Detention Slip
Name: Sirius Black and Severus Snape
Crime: Fighting in Class
Suggested Sentence: Scrubbing the classroom floor without magic, together.
Caught by: Professor Carlow
Signed: Kreney Carlow
Divination
Hey James, do you see anything. - Sirius
Yep, mist, mist and….more mist. Well, it's obvious it's gonna be misty tonight! - James
Detention Slip
Name: Peter Pettigrew
Crime: Breaking important equipment
Suggested Sentence: Polishing all the Crystal Balls.
Caught by: Professor Mitist
Signed: Maud Mitist
What was that crash? - Sirius
Trelawney told Wormtail something that I couldn't catch. He freaked out, knocked the ball over and it fell to the floor. - Remus
Nothing special then. - Sirius
Hey I resent that! - Peter
Oh hello Wormtail, glad that you've joined us. What was Professor Mitist saying? - James
I got a detention for breaking another crystal ball. - Peter
Wohoo! Go Wormtail! - Sirius
Way to go! - James
What did she say? - Remus
Who Mitist? - Peter
No, Trelawney - Remus
She said that I'm going to be a death eater when I grow up. - Peter
No way, that'll be the day I die! - James
And the day I get sent to that new prison place, Askaban, for killing the murderer. - Sirius
What if he dies in a car crash? - Remus
I don't use cars. - James
You might. - Remus
Why? - James
Maybe someone will find a way to suck out all of the magic in the world and you're running away from hyperactive hippogriffs due to their accidental consumption of cannabis. Hence, the desperate need of a car. - Remus
Moony, you think too much. - James
Get a pensive. - Sirius
Why don't you. - Remus
I don't need it. - Sirius
Good point, there's nothing in your head. - Remus
There is too. - Sirius
Is not! - Remus
Is too! - Sirius
Is not! - Remus
Is too! - Sirius
Mr Wormtail would like to interrupt this little argument and also state that class is over.
History of Magic
Mister Padfoot would like to ask do anyone else think this is boring.
Mister Prongs agrees and wonders if Mister Padfoot can kindly lend him some ink?
Mister Padfoot is happy that Mister Prongs agrees and gladly lends him his ink.
Mister Prongs says thank you.
Mister Moony wishes to state that ink bottle Mister Padfoot has just lent to Mister Prongs belongs to him but does not mind Mister Prongs using it.
Mister Prongs says thank you to Mister Moony.
Mister Padfoot now realise why Mister Moony was kicking him.
Mister Wormtail wonders why are all the other Misters writing like this.
Mister Moony informs Mister Wormtail that they are writing in this way because that was how Mister Padfoot wrote at the beginning, also that this is a History of Magic lesson and this was how people wrote back then.
Mister Padfoot would like to also inform Mister Wormtail and correct Mister Moony when he wrote that that was how Mister Padfoot wrote at the beginning, when it was in fact how Mister Wormtail wrote at the end of last lesson.
Mister Prongs thinks that any normal person would have realised it straight away but it's obvious that Mister Wormtail wouldn't have.
Mister Wormtail is outraged and plots to kill Mister Prongs.
Mister Prongs said that as a joke and does not wish to be killed, he also says sorry.
Mister Wormtail accepts the apology.
Mister Prongs is glad that Mister Wormtail accepts his apology.
Mister Moony thinks that Mister Prongs and Mister Wormtail are parchment hoggers.
Mister Padfoot says that it is in fact his parchment so he should be the one who can spend the most time on it.
Mister Prongs correct Mister Padfoot because the parchment technically belongs to him since he had lent Mister Padfoot some money to buy that parchment in Hogsmead.
Mister Padfoot says that this piece of parchment was not from the same pack of parchment Mister Prongs had lent him money to buy.
Mister Prongs insists that it was.
Mister Padfoot insists that it wasn't.
Mister Prongs insists that it was and can prove it with a witness, Mister Moony.
Mister Moony has no comments.
Mister Padfoot still insists that it wasn't and can really prove it (unlike Mister Prongs) with a witness, Mister Wormtail.
Mister Wormtail wishes to know why Mister Padfoot is nudging him and winking at him.
Mister Moony thinks that Mister Padfoot is a liar.
Mister Padfoot thought that Mister Moony had no comments.
Mister Prongs agrees with Mister Moony.
Mister Padfoot says there is no difference then.
Mister Prongs says that it is still his parchment.
Mister Padfoot says it is not.
Mister Wormtail wishes to know what are the other Misters arguing about.
Mister Moony thinks that Mister Wormtail wishes to know too much, thus, making him nosy.
Mister Padfoot says that Mister Moony thinks too much.
Mister Prongs second that.
Mister Wormtail also agrees.
Mister Moony would like to state that class is over and that they will be late if they don't leave.
Mister Padfoot suddenly realise the classroom is empty and wishes to be the last to write on this parchment.
Mister Prongs does not let Mister Padfoot write last on this parchment since it is his parchment.
Mister Padfoot disagrees and is going to be the last one to write on it.
Mister Wormtail is saying that they are five minutes late to their next lesson and wishes to know why they are still passing notes.
Mister Moony still thinks that Mister Wormtail is nosy and gets to be the last person to write on this parchment.
Mister Padfoot says that is never happening.
Arithmacy
This is boring - Sirius
I'm trying to concentrate Sirius, don't bug me by passing me notes - Remus
Why did I choose this subject anyway? - Sirius
You thought Professor Marble looked hot. - Remus
Please, that was so last year. - Sirius
Yeah, because she resigned. - Remus
Ow, what did you punch me for? - Remus
Hey Padfoot, you better stop or else. - Remus
Or else what? - Sirius
Or else I turn you into puppy soup. - Remus
Bring it on! - Sirius
Detention Slip
Name: Sirius Black and Remus Lupin.
Crime: Fighting in Class.
Suggested Sentence: Cleaning out the 3rd floor store cupboard.
Caught by: Professor Telian.
Signed: Paddy Telian.