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The Notes From Class
Chapter 7: Detention and Dates
Potions
MOONY! You cannot believe this, Prongs has finally asked her! There is only one way to express my emotions: squeals like a girl then faints - Si
Padfoot, you write enough notes on parchments, please do not start writing down actions, please! On a brighter note, YES YES YES YES YES! - RJL
Okay, I won't write any actions down but I am living in ecstasy - Si
how can you live in ecstasy? i thought it was a type of drug, you can't live in it. by the way, what is going on? who did prongs ask? and what did he ask? - pete
Well excuse ME for getting my senses and grammar and all these other language stuff mixed up. But the main thing is Prongs asked Lily to go out with him! - Si
what about that detention? and the plan? - pete
Peter, things are going as planned. The detention was to get Prongs and Lil together. That is why we asked Professor Carlow to do this for us - RJL
oooooooooohhhhhhh, i get it! - pete
Good, now any suggestions on what we should do next? - RJL
Find the times to Jamsie's date and check that he is not making a complete fool of himself - Si
aye aye captain! - pete
Right then, troops! Let's MOVE OUT! - Si
Sirius, we are NOT your troops. And who made you the captain - RJL
Peter did, and Peter always tells the truth, right Pete? - Si
that's right - pete
You think far too highly of yourself, Captain - RJL
Do I hear, read rather, disloyalty Remus? - Si
i say we feed him to the sharks! - pete
No, anything but that! I deeply apologise oh great one - RJL
That's much better. Now, troops! Let's MOVE OUT! For real this time - Si
Charms
I'm so tired, I really want to sleep - Jamsie
Then sleep, the Prof. is still not here yet - Si
No way, if I fall asleep and the prof. catches me, I'll be in for it. I may be daring but I'm not stupid - Jamsie
Could have fooled me - Si
At least I don't have your brain, or lack thereof - Jamsie
But you see I don't need to show my intelligence to get a girlfriend. Just because you can't see it displayed does not mean I'm not clever - Si
Yet I don't seem to be able to recall you having a partner for more than a month - Jamsie
None of them were good enough for me. Besides, they always wanted me to date them on a full moon. Aren't I allowed to have friends? - Si
Why don't you just tell them you're not interested? - James
I did! They can't seem to accept the fact that I have a duty as a gracious companion in the Shrieking Shack every full moon - Si
You don't have to stay with me in the Shack every time I transform, Sirius. If you have better things to do then I understan
Don't be ridiculous, Moony. We'll stay with you no matter what, right Padfoot? - Prongs
That's right, Prongs! You can always count on us, Moony - Padfoot
Thanks guys - Moony
A Very Fancy Restaurant (also know as…the Three Broomsticks?)
Peter, would you stop looking at them? You'll give us away - Si
I'm not looking, i'm just amazed at the size of that beer? can you really buy a tankard that big? - pete
You were looking at them! Don't deny it - Si
i was not! - pete
Would you two stop passing the paper back and forth so quickly? You're attracting attention when we are trying to keep a low profile - RJL
We're not passing it back and forth quickly, Peter here is just clueless in the art of spying - Si
stop picking on me, padfoot. It's not my fault - pete
Gosh, with the sound you guys make people on the other side of the world can hear you, not just Lily and James - RJL
I'm not picking on you, Wormtail. It's just the truth! And Moony, it's not like you can hear a pin drop in this room or anything is it? - Si
I bet you are just tense because you don't want to get caught - RJL
which is rather strange considering the fact that you were the one who suggested we spy on our best friend and his future girlfriend - pete
Wormtail has a point, Padfoot. Why are you tense? - RJL
I'm not tense! Not even nervous - Si
yeah, right - pete
Would you get off my case? - Si
We should listen to Padfoot, Wormtail. Remember our goal here is to spy-I mean check that Lily and Prongs are doing okay on their first date - RJL
They're on a date? - pete
Detention! I meant detention - RJL
Gryffindor Common Room
Dear Santa/Father Christmas, or little fairies who grant wishes, or anything else who grant wishes,
I am writing this letter because there is one wish I would like, apart from get Prongs and Lil together quicker. Please let this girl be able to go out with me. She is pretty, fit, talkative, amazing, nice, clever, chatty, happy, fantastic to be with(though she can be rather annoying), interesting(unless she's been talking about the same thing for over an hour), smart(yet insanely stupid at times but that's alright), beautiful(when she rubs off some of her makeup)…..I'd write a poem about her if I could, but I can't. You know who I'm talking about(I think) so please, please, please, Please, PLEASE grant me this wish. I really think that I'm in love. Hopefully the tooth fairy will find this when she looks under my pillow for teeth and will be able to deliver it to you. Please grant this wish to this innocent young boy.
Yours Sincerely,
Sirius Black
MY FELLOW GRYFFINDORS, THE ABOVE LETTER WAS FOUND UNDER MR BLACK'S PILLOW. IT SEEMS THAT THIS FAMOUS PRANKSTER AND CHARMING WOMEN-KILLER CAN'T ASK THIS ONE GIRL OUT AND IS DESPERATE ENOUGH TO ASK FOR HELP FROM OTHER SOURCES. GUESS HE'S LOSING HIS TOUCH. I HOPE YOU ALL ENJOYED THIS ENTERTAINMENT.
YOURS TRULY,
SELMA FINNIGAN
Gryffindor Dormitory
My Dearest Moony,
I'm bored, what are you doing?
Love,
Padfoot
Dammit Sirius! It's ten at night and I have a muggle study essay to finish for the first lesson tomorrow! Will you please, for the last time…LEAVE ME ALONE! - RJL
My Dearest Prongs,
It's seems that Mister Moony is in a bad mood. Shall we cheer him up with some exercise?
Love,
Padfoot
Oh lovely Padfoot,
If cheering our dear friend Moony up includes tickling the aforementioned prankster then I am all for it.
Love from,
Prongs
My beloved friends,
Please stop tickling me because
oh wonderful friends,
please may i ask what are you doing to poor moony?
full of love,
wormtail
Peter! Help, I'm being attacke
Oh lovely Wormtail,
We are giving mister Moony a severe punishment.
Love from,
Prongs
oh wonderful prongs,
may i ask what is the crime?
full of love,
wormtail
Oh lovely Wormtail,
Of course you may, the crime that deserves the most severe punishment is brushing aside his closest and bestest friends and companions.
Love from,
Prongs
oh wonderful prongs,
and what exactly is the punishment because all i can see at the moment is mister padfoot squatting next to mister moony while the latter mister is squirming with laughter on the floor.
full of love,
wormtail
Oh lovely Wormtail,
The punishment is a severe tickle attack on mister Moony. Would you like to join in? Mister Padfoot and I could always use an extra helping hand.
Love from,
Prongs
oh wonderful prongs,
i would love to assist you in punishing mister moony for brushing his closest and bestest friends and companions aside.
full of love,
wormtail
